D: Do you know a good body service? The cheap?
I: And what should I do?
D: Replacement of both bumpers and luggage covers with paint, one door to paint, two to rip and paint.
I: God what happened?! to
The car was washed after the winter.

8th of March. by 02:11

Q: Are you not sleeping? Or do you wash the floor too? ?
YYY: No, the floor is already washed. I will wash my dishes.)

A colleague at work guessed the scanword, went out to smoke. Take a magazine, read - "The Enemy of the Titanic?"
Answer - Pulled

I talked to a friend about the political system in Russia.
After a lengthy dispute, they agreed that Russia should have one leader who would rule the country for decades, with a great sense of justice, but at the same time to the extent tough. He should be able to read thoughts at a distance and blow with one glance. In short, like Anakin Skywalker in the second part, before he was swallowed by the dark side. He also has to be able to fly, because our country is big and throwing lightning - suddenly it will be useful =)

Of all the creatures of God, only one cannot be forced to obey by force: the cat. If you could cross a cat and a man, it would improve the human race. It would hurt cats.

Mark Twain in 1894.

8 March. A girlfriend with a pronounced blonde brain decided to boast to me how cool she had a guy.

She is:
Hi to

The Peace Death:
Hi to

She is:
My boyfriend gave me Mongolia ?

The Peace Death:
Oh about whom?

She is:
The flower is like that. You do not know?

The Peace Death:
Maybe Magnolia?

She is:
See also Mongolia

She is:
What a great gift? ?

The Peace Death:
I would be shocked if they gave me Mongolia.)

From a dating site.

Question of the girl:
The name: Alina
Growth: 172
Weight of 55
Physical condition: depends on mood

The stone:
Are you the type of Hulk? O.O

It is very interesting to watch people.
Men rub their ass, get up at 7 in the morning, go and buy flowers.
And why are there no women carrying vodka boxes on February 23 :D

Not everyone will watch porn until the end.

How did you prepare for the end of the world? I, for example, will greet him with a greeting, and when the Hour hits, I will wait a minute and I will scream long, angry and very loudly!and "

Who wants to join? and :)

She is: Hi
She: What are you doing?
It is O_O
It is >_<
It is O_O
A nightmare, what are you doing?
He is Dick.

Well, what about today’s youth, who of you knows what the taste of sulfur heads from light bulbs?

- The television said that during the Second World War, American meadows were handed over, metal bones were extracted from them and melted. Then they built an aircraft carrier.

Did the American women not give up their parachutes?

Val-Mellow

I knew I’t take the exam today.
Wow, that is why!
I dreamed I was Perry Hilton, and she cried and said she didn’t like it very much.

DIMOSUS.X - 08 March 2011 02:01
Faith, we congratulate you on the coming day of March 8th, from the whole company we wish you * Insert what you want *!!! to
Aldeminor - 08 March 2011 02:02
* from the whole company we wish you to insert the desired * sounded twice...

You need to buy a cat toilet.
What is the cat fucking?

xxx: Do you jump the diameter at the hole, the middle and the base?
yyy: with the voice of Drozov, and now you see how male humans measure their genitals.

"The Mythology Dictionary" under ed. D. s Lihacheva, B.A Fish and others, p. 999 to 1000. M., "Science", 1996 "

Chubbs (chubbs, chubbs, the Germans ) Chubais, red beetle) in the lower mythology of the Great Russians and Latgals - a small evil home spirit. Ch. represented in the image of a blushed red rat "with a human-like face". He settles into houses by the will of evil witches, extinguishes the fire in the fireplace, demanding a ransom with grain and animals, but not because he wants to eat, but then to make people starve. Ch. first settles in a single wool, but if it does not survive, it can "destroy the entire wool".

"Pagani Hujara", "Mazerati Ebola", "Fiat Anusoid" - In Italy finally opened the Year of Russia!

I have recently been to the trail. The driver stumbled upon a girl about her luggage. Type to pay. Q: Girl, will you pay the place or not? There is another person to sit. I: Well, it is like breaking. Everyone abruptly silenced... They looked at me surprised... I*smile*: if we do, then much more fit :)...