It takes 7 seconds for food to get from the mouth to the stomach.
Human hair can withstand a load of 3 kilograms.
The length of the penis is 3 lengths of the thumb.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The girls have read this text. The guys are still looking at their big finger.
Tiro: The girl from trouble bought herself a hamster. List of shots for one and a half hours:
1st "Zay, his food smells so delicious!"
2nd "He is swimming!"
Three "And so pleasantly the wheel turns!!! He just eats and turns! It mainly rotates. I am afraid he will suddenly get tired!"
4 is Zay, he’s been sleeping for 20 minutes! Suddenly he got sick?
5 is "And suddenly I didn’t like him? I made my room for him!"
And I thought I liked strictly logical and rational girls...
Nanotechnology in Skopje. And what about the grandmother desperately shaking an electronic thermometer?! to
[ALEXXX] (10:56:05 24/01/2011)
Is the session on the 31st?
[BlooDcast] (11:01:27 24/01/2011)
From 31 January to 28 February
[ALEXXX] (11:02:23 24/01/2011)
It hurts until February 28.
[BlooDcast] (11:02:39 24/01/2011)
I was told the same at work.
from ZH:
I am standing at the refrigerator, cats actively polish my legs, shrink and whip.
The kids are hungry, do you want to?
I’m a thin voice for cats – yes, yes! Let’s eat it, Mom!
I am for myself – and your water is over! You are poor!
* for cats * - ah, and all the water drained out, lee more!
The roof of your mother is gone, right?? to
For the cats - of course I went, eat it!
My mom works in the institute, my dad works in repairs, although he was also a teacher before.
The older brother bought his mother a new pot, arguing that he was ashamed of the old ones. The father shows him his old metal scissors and asks: “Don’t you be ashamed that your father cuts metal with such scissors?”
I am ashamed that my father is a metal director.
Father: What should he do?
Brother: Working at the Institute
Is this a prestigious type? Taking a bribe?
My mom doesn’t take bribes.
That’s why I cut the metal.
I’m not even going to ask what Johnny Depp dreams about. But when does he start singing "The Winged Hicks" – is it good or bad?
Talk about soup on the phone.
I’m going to eat boyar soup now.
2: What is it?
I don’t know...probably with hair.
The White Devil:
I'm at sea, I don't want electricity to our south.
and Rapid:
Ride to the sea of Laptev
xxx: fucking that's why they know so well... came, stayed in the office for 2 minutes, didn't say a word to me, all the mood ruined me...
Q: When will you learn to control the bed?
When I left, you slept in her.
I am regularly turned away from how my mother-in-law communicates with my daughter. We did not struggle with her for a long time, we spoke gently, but in a normal language - as a result, she does not understand the bird's language of the mother-in-law, and every time she is upset: "Mom, the grandmother does not speak Russian, I do not understand."
The xxxx:
<username>, urgently go to school, or Mary Ivanovna will take my head off! I am going too.
YYYYYY:
He is not there, he is washing. It is his mother. What to transmit to him?
The xxxx:
He needs to go to school urgently.
YYYYYY:
He will ask why?
What to transmit?
and xxxx:
After that, Marianovna is very quarrelling. And we need to report to HopePetrovna for the forms. He, me and Maas.
WOWU :
For what forms?
HHHHHH :
The exams.
YYYYYY:
She screams there.
From the soul...
It seems to be something...
and fuck it in the mouth of the horse!!and "
From the children’s broadcast:
"From sadness and grief you will be saved by socks" O_o
>xxx: Yet the great man invented the whistle for the tea machine!
>yyy: A great man will be the one who will invent a whistle for a pot with pellet.
And you are cooking peelings in the cupcakes)))
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Comrade is a doctor. He sent the patient to donate blood for sugar. The patient returned after half an hour and stretched out the yellow piece of refinade.
You go to the right - you go to the infinity, you go to the left - you do not gather the coordinate, you go straight - you transpose yourself... Oh, this is the fairy tale: "How three vectors of the determinant turned into zero". (c) Kostrikin A.V., MGU and Matan.
She: You don’t like the Nifis!! It is understandable :(
I love you crazy! I have your hair in my hair today, a piece of you with me dear!
Filed to:"Glazborgs"
Soulowner: We look forward to the movie "Zhopaborgy" and "Seleyenkaborgy". And also "Chizburgerborgs"
I dream of a movie about the actress "Dapkunate Ingeborgborgy"
You are so cute, good, kind. I am afraid that the demo version will soon end and this message window will appear.
Do you agree with "yes"/"no"?