Sitting on a pair, a man looks:
The second course?
Unstoppable is:
and I? already finished.

Oh yeah yeah yes. And tonight I will have a self-forgotten reading of Anna Karenina...
HH: But not though. Today is Evgeny Bazarov. Karenina has already gone by.
Oh... Oh... Oh...

Oh yeah Ask a philosophical question.
If a tightly compressed sprinkle is lowered into a vessel with a strong acid, where does the sprinkle energy go?

This story happened a long time ago.
We only have cars running on gas in the country. XH was the owner of such a car. There was a shortage of gasoline.
XXX came to the tank.
Is there gasoline 92?
WOW: Unfortunately not.
XX: Then give the water well.
OOOOO :!? (Bring a bottle of water)
XX throws a pre-fabricated splashing pill (such as upsarin ups), blends, pouches it into a gas tank, starts a car and leaves.
The next day repeat the same procedure.
What kind of pills do you have?
XXX: I do not know. One of the factory.
Sell the pills. We pay well.
He visited many tanks at that time.

The other was taken to the national team of light athletics. I’m still waiting for him to become famous and he’ll be asked “why did you go into this sport?” because the decision was made after watching porn with a gymnast!

I love women's magazines)))) I went to the barber, to fix my hair for Christmas. While waiting for her turn, she read a magazine, a section to which readers send their letters with problems, and in the next issue they will blink advice from other readers. Letter: "Of course, my husband and I have had trouble lately. We have a one-year-old child, so I don't work, I sit with him, my mother helps me understand. My husband doesn’t like that she lives with us. He comes home at 7 o’clock, he is cooking (I honestly admit, I can’t cook, so he is always cooking), we are eating and at 9 o’clock he is already sleeping that he’s tired and wants to sleep! Very rarely I manage to persuade him to clean up - to wash the floor or the bathroom, to clean the dust. I’m looking at the child, it’s hard work too! How can I convince him to be careful with me? He works as the head of the IT department, I don’t think he’s so tired!
The answer.
I would sell you and your mom for organs!! stupidly!! to

by 111:
The most terrifying phrase of school childhood: sheaak, get the double leaflets.
You probably weren’t terrible! you are awesome!
by 111:
What a distinction I am.
2nd round
111: round, An, usually, stupid
222: Okay, but note - it wasn't I said.

MTS today launched the service
Everywhere as at home
For roaming in general
Xhhh: a friend just gathered in the Ds, decided to advise
Xhh: well I write: la la la-la there is such a service, "Everywhere as at home"
Tag: fucking behind
What a fucking home!
HHH: I couldn’t convince you that I didn’t review porn, but accidentally pressed two buttons at once :(

Hungry man <=> woman with PMS

In the street -28, in the sky no clouds and the sun shines=)
The sun is mocking!!! to

From the news:
Lawmakers read x thousand comments to the law on education and decided to add Russian to the mandatory program.

xxx: work no time, only reports
YYY: So write in the reports that you are.

Depression is anger without enthusiasm.

This was the first time I shot with a small-caliber weapon. I have put the status in contact: low caliber!!! to
First comment: Are you on a date?

May it be useful to anyone!! to
I know how to wash super glue skin!!! WD-40 with soap. 5 minutes and no trace!!! to

Nothing is like the phrase "What is it that you are so evil"?

Homo is joining us.
Congratulations are sweet!!! to
Adi Dassler: Homosex, have you read the Bible?
Homosexuality: No and what? such
Adi Dassler: Now I’ll read you one passage that I know for memory. He is suitable for such a case.
Adi Dassler: The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel. Chapter 25, Verse 17
Adi Dassler: And I will take great revenge on them.
Adi Dassler: Punishment is fierce
Adi Dassler: over those who intend to poison and harm my brothers!
Adi Dassler: And you will know that my name is God,
Adi Dassler: When my revenge falls on you!
Adi Dassler: Bach Bach Bach Bach... Bach
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If you look from above, the rainbow is not a bridge, but a bridge for happiness.
Even if you look from above, the rainbow is a dispersion of light, it is me to you as a promalpinist with the highest. Education says...

Now the New Year can be celebrated three times: on the 13th - "the old style", at midnight on the 1st of the calendar and another hour after the old winter time.

When I was in college, I was asked, “Are you married?” I jokingly replied, “Yes, my wife, two children, and the evil aunt in the wardrobe.
I shrink!