Tanka: Sorcasm is a literary turn!
Sorcasm is a grammatical error.

SiM: I looked at the house here and realized that Sheldon has a cobalt poisoning... he doesn’t recognize sarcasm.

During the twenty years of Russian democracy, the phrase “Slaves are not we” has lost an unnecessary gap and turned into “Slaves of Nemy.”

<[sky]NinGAZ> No sugar on the street((

<[Sky]Buy_BK0011> [sky]NinGAZ: This is snow!

<Mikola> what do you go to power then all go
<Greece> * people

The cat just tried and started asking for supplements. It is so complaining. I say to my husband (M):
Can we feed the cat again?
M: Why is it?
I: Well he asks...
M: Well what
I: Well, he is so rattling...
M: And what then?
At this time, the husband makes a complaint and says:
M: Well, make me a mine, please!
And it imitates the grinding)))

Why haven’t you found your bride yet?
There are no brides in my room.
I go to the kitchen and look.

I take the mole from the kindergarten, and he is there clinging to the girl, well, I tell my mom:
Daughter: Ma, you get rid of it, Masyanya at her 5 years old is already interested in girls!! 5 year old child!! to
Mother: And what then? When you were 5 years old, when you got on the bus, you stumbled onto the whole bus: "Hey!and "
The daughter: O
Mother: yes yes

I am on the train, on the upper shelf. I wake up at night because there are sounds from below, as if something is poured straight onto the carpet. I understand that someone below is pretty effectively sick. Here I hear the sound of a whispering package and a whispering voice "Take". In response, I hear a brilliant answer "No need, it’s a dream". A couple of seconds. It is now "Blessed! It's not a dream!" I barely fell off the shelf

I was on the dark side. I stopped the cookies.

Talk to Nick in chat:
<Gerasim> I will be the most merciless of all - I drowned Mu!
<ZlobenDog> Do you believe in reincarnation?

In an AOS advertisement, the hostess says that the powder wiped away even the spots she had not seen. And how did she know that the dust wiped off the spots that she didn’t see if she didn’t see them?
c) Vietnamese

Sometimes it seems to me that vegetation in Japan, instead of oxygen, releases spores of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

On February 14th.
Lovers, be careful, do not fall into the trap of fraudsters!
If you receive an SMS with the text: "You have left a voice valentine. To listen – call the hhhhhhhh – don’t be lazy before rushing to call this number, break it in the tyrant. Because you can lose a substantial amount of money from the account. 4 hours after this text message came to me "clarification": “The service is paid. The rate is 81 r./min. It’s good that I don’t expect anything from anyone, and many rush for this fake Valentine, hoping for a miracle.
Remember - the wicked always profit from our bright feelings, whether it is love or sympathy! Let’s get rid of them at least this particular appendix! With respect, Naama

My phone considers me a vegetable :( began to write a message to my husband: "I...(planned to write I missed it)", and he immediately issued: "I am a pumpkin"...

You think you have a cat, and he’s absolutely sure it’s you.

The aunt just got stuck and said, "You are an electrician, and you can't repair the crane!"...so I wanted to say, "Change the pads is on your part"...how I hate relatives...

Kenya (February 12, 18:22): Yesterday the northern lights saw... everyone stands mouth-breaking. Typically, the colours are shattered, and I stand and think, here are the fucks, why are you not the daltonists like me?

Prep on a pair (Minsk):
Google is a smart search engine. You are writing "download Windows for free", and it is you "maybe you were referring to the Criminal Code of the Republic of Belarus"

8 Do you want coffee?

No, I don’t like coffee very much.

You just chew him at work like that!

WOW: At work, it is a forced measure. To raise what came to work, at least to the level of a zombie.