article-comparison of Mazda 626 and Opel Vectra.comments:

Justice: I am on the go.
I am for Opel.
Wife Bunshi111: I am for strong alcoholic drinks
I am for a strong and prosperous Belarus

From comments to the news about the theft of the statue of Tutankhamun from the Cairo Museum:

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It will be replaced by the Mubarak mummy.

With the power of the mask, you understand.
That is a murderer.

and drunk. The girlfriend sits in the appropriate condition, suddenly she receives a text message from her mother: "I will call at 1", i.e. I will call in an hour.
The girl looks seriously at the screen of the phone and gives the sacramental: "Mom, while you call one, I will be at zero."

The cat walked into the servette at night and tagged the money. My lips are stupid. Now everyone will know who these 5 thousand are.

All revolutions take place under the slogan "There will be no worse!“Every time it turns out that it is even worse.

I decided to take care of myself and do the exercise in the morning. She laid a blanket on the floor, lay down... and fell asleep.
I went to work (

Officials... bribes... oligarchs... police. And until October 17, there are six and a half years!

On the evening of February 13:
Tomorrow, again, this horrifying feast.
Is it Monday?

HHH
Discovery member showed
WOWU
The Elephant?
HHH
humanity
WOWU
Still a man! →? to
HHH
Yes is

3 people called me a Jew
2 people said I am James Bond
2 people named Boyarski
Two people named Michael Jackson
1 said to me "O! by Antonio Banderas"
I bought a shit hat.

Medvedev banned the export of Kuril nurses to Japan
Japanese in panic: total stocks of Kava will be enough for 3 months

c) the

There is no oil in Egypt. 95 - 18 rubles / liter
There is oil in Russia. 95 - 28 rubles / liter
Something does not break?

Child 5 years:
and Mom. by Mam. Let me be Shrek, you are Princess Fiona, and you are Pope Oslo.

The guys came to me...
Russia is needed by all only as a source of resources, in essence a great career. As with any resource mining, it requires workers and a few managers. Higher education is either very expensive or not of high quality.
Protecting raw materials is the business of the owner of the career, not of the workers, so our army is becoming weaker.
Workers should work, not deal with personal affairs. Therefore, the taxes on private property are made so that it is easier to give than to hold.
As Margaret Thatcher said: "Economically it is advisable to keep around 10 million people in Russia, there is no need for it."
I think it’s funny (grammatical divorce)
It will be interesting, I will continue.
cats, cats and avatars

Yes, we in Belarus generally quietly move from strawberries to meat!And not because life is improving, but because kg of strawberries 15000 rubles, and kg of meat 13000 rubles.

I have a cat and a Persian cat for more than a year. I recently told them, say, let’s do it, I need cats, as much as I can roll on the sofas. Worked, walked around the apartment, searched, smelled, all interrupted...

The forum discusses the book "Alice's Diary" - the story of a teenage girl who took drugs and ended up dying. In general, strong anti-drug advertising.
One of the recalls:

xxx: read the diary 3 times and every time I wanted to smash myself. strong story

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If Superman is so brave, why is he wearing his red trousers over his pants?
Inside there are regular trousers, then a trick, then a local reinforcement of armor in a vulnerable place.In tanks, the front armor is always thicker than in the on-board or feed projection.
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Why are planes not made of the same material as black boxes are made for them?
The body of the black box corresponds in strength to the content of the film. The body of the aircraft also corresponds in strength to the human content.
If the word is incorrectly written in the dictionary, how do you know it?
See at least two other authors in the dictionaries.
When a car is driving, does the air rotate inside the wheels?
It smokes, but slower than the tire itself.
The cat always falls on the legs, and the sandwich with oil down. And what happens if you put a sandwich on the back of the cat with oil up and drop it?
The cat will fall with its legs down, and the bruderbood will not fall at all - it will remain attached to the cat's back.
What color is a chameleon when he looks in the mirror?
The background reflected in the mirror.
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Why do kamikazes wear helmets?
In the helmet headsets through which he receives the command which ship to attack.

xxx: my brother is such a brother.. sits, orets "Docyaja", I fit, he is so sad "you have been 18 years", I thought it will be a talk from the series "you are growing so fast".... but here followed the feil "You are already 18, come out, buy me a beer" oO