Large pandas are recognized as an endangered species and have a low birth rate. Chinese scientists from the panda research center in Chengdu concluded that the poor birth rate is due, among other things, to the fact that nature has poorly "designed" animals. The females of the big panda are ready to reproduce only once a year for 72 hours, and only from 12 to 24 hours during this period they can be successfully fertilized. The males have disproportionately small penis, because of which sexual intercourse is possible only in a strictly defined position, and this position the males know poorly.

The Prisoner:
Where did you find such a ventilator?
The Red Tank:
In the Arizona. Do you want yourself so?
The Prisoner:
I do not even know.
The Red Tank:
What then?
The Prisoner:
If you want a hot cup, the nearest refrigerator is yours. He entered while it was poured, pulled off on the SMS and stumbled. Reflectively knocked his hand, a glass of boiling water and a bag flew in the direction of the fan. He, without swallowing, sucked up all the water, crushed a bag in a farce, glued the glass to the grid and splashed it. Something I want to remove him.

Chubbanych (02:50:16 23/01/2011)
I teach the principle of Dirichlet... opened the wiki to see how he died a fox

The ass hurts.
WOW : What?
XH: Sitting out
WOW: For what?

The top of cynicism is to ask the father-prep to cut my spurs carefully, or it gets the most wrong.)

For six months, my husband took a newspaper to the toilet and then all the crosswords were completely guessed there. I watched, and this humorist writes letters from the balda)))))

I am a loser...
What Happened 7
Q: I have a catch.
Who dared to? Let’s go beat!
Theme: The Nude
WOW: What is it?
Tag: my ex
See also: LOL! You are a loser!!

Hi, Watson, how are you there? How is life?
G: It is shortened. What to say straight.
How smart you are, you won’t spend! Mumbai to Replace...
Why did I change you two months ago?
zzz: зай, there the toy did not want to be removed, I decided to remove everything... and I can not put it...
ZZZ: Where are you?
Just one question to answer, please. When you get a finger in your finger, what do you do?? to
Nano... I pulled it out.
Don’t do that either anymore. You’re holding your hand on your wrist!! This fucking shit, your fucking new one will come, just as easy, right?! 1

Comments under the photo of the guy (in the photo he is on the ski track):
HH: It’s good to go skiing.
Riding is even better.

Technical discipline textbook:

% of formula
% of formula
% very complex formula
% here is such a formula that it is not clear at all why it is % here

Obviously what

% again formula %

A woman in a nurse costume excites a man because subconsciously he thinks she has alcohol.

xxx: I think that if the doors were sharpened, the pressure in the subway would be less)

Photoshop CS5 - Grandma Berry again (c)LISander

The text message came "All Russia - for 9 rubles!"
I’m thinking about buying or negotiating.

Korombo: I read them backwards :) Hey, I didn't even notice it before
A: Luckily good luck
Lena has left (a) chat

In Death to Her Face, Goldie Hawn says that on October 26, 1985, she drank the elixir of eternal youth. This is the date of the first time travel in "Back to the future".
I think you have a lot of work?

Answers to Mail
White grains come out of the throat, the doctor says this is normal. The unpleasant smell? What to do?
YYY: Could I eat enough foam?! to

In the words of familiar...
Now the mother of her nephew sent a message....daughter,my niece is bish,now at home in quarantine.all day yesterday she was forced to read,because by the middle of 1st class she is even barely reading.well in general she is forced,she doesn't want and cries.so all day. came to them daddy (old metallurgist) from work,sits dinner.small approaches him,sits next to him and says- Daddy,I am now emo... Daddy almost drowned the only thing he was able to answer-KILL...

Pozharnik

Do6pbIu JIuC: Added a girl..from her info:"I want to become a veterinarian and open my cafe". Fuck, why not a tent with a shawma

Chennai to bring?
The Flower of Alenki
The literary?