My friend’s husband came to the nursery to see the newborn daughter. He took her on the pen, looked at her for a long time – and then said:" And what, her eyes have already broken? And I thought like cats, only in a week"

Cap lives in one of the local service centers:
Yesterday received an act in which the service confirms that the heater of one trademark does not really read disks.
O_O

foxy_4iffa: I want to be a tall blonde (
Daddy: daughter, did you graduate from writing?

The blonde secretary said:
Well, in your mind, you count and it is normal. And if you take a calculator, you think it’s expensive.

Sudden death syndrome causes 500 deaths every year in Britain.c) from news

X: Syndrome of Sudden Death
British ways of dying... such British ways of dying...

Y: The most dangerous way to end the work day earlier, being a pathologist.

He was suffocated.
It is a sudden death syndrome.

He took off his coat, put on a jacket and left.

The generals commanded the colonels, the colonels commanded the majors, the majors commanded the captains, and the captains commanded the soldiers who marched with the awareness of the importance of their personality – for it took twenty-six officers to command them one!
Reminds me of nothing?

A lot of us! Too much, you understand? Those who learn the latest news from the discussions in BOR, as if he did not know what is happening in the world.

He told his wife a joke:
He told a friend a joke about how the girl in the Sims burned her husband. What she replied to me: "I did the same... You can still drown this fox! You send him to the swimming pool and sell him a raft... he gets tired and drowns!" I’m afraid of something to offer her."

Wife (15:46:08 11/02/2011)
Fuck, I didn’t know it was possible.
I (15:46:24 11/02/2011)
How can I?
Wife (15:46:44 11/02/2011)
Burn and burn.
Wife (15:47:01 11/02/2011)
I just killed the current.

Stop counting year by year!
Be a member, steal from the people!

When I was young, I also went to the disco. A local DJ, well acquainted with the customs of the golden youth, asked before the beginning: Well, what will we do? Dracula or dancing?

I sit behind the comp, the telephone is turned on, there is a series, I listen to what is happening there. An investigation is underway, they are looking for satanists, apparently found suspects, a dialogue between two investigators:
“No, they can’t be satanists, they’re grown-ups, serious people, educated, working on decent jobs.
Look where they work! One works in the community, so there is no doubt that he is a satanist, and the other is a system administrator, who will go to such a job, if not a satanist?

O_O

It doesn’t matter when you were born. If you are writing a course on a humanitarian subject, you are a waterlord)))

Russian astronauts will launch the Cedr.
The rockets have ended.

Importantly :
I drink tea for two days. When I bought it, I felt that something was wrong with it)) I have such a vigor, I have been sleeping for 3 days at 4 hours and I don't want to))
I think it’s tea 😉"

Fucking take it! I want him too, what’s his name?
Whoever is interested also o_o

One honourable old virgin who lived on the bank of the river complained to the police that a group of little boys swam in what the mother gave birth right under the windows of her house. The chief of the local police immediately sent one of his subordinates to the scene of the incident, and he urged the children to choose for their overly loose bathing some other place, away from the lady.H, it wasn’t three days, as an upset old maiden again appeared in the police station: it’s worth getting up on the roof of the house, armed with a good binoculum – and the young shameless are again visible as on the palms!"

(c) P. Vaclavik "How to become unhappy without outside help"

XXX: and the sausage was greener and the grass is written in rubles.

Allan, you are a decent girl!
Who how...
and yes. Now in more detail. Who and how...
Oh yeah! No to! Forget it! She is a decent girl.

Greetings to Russia
I: Hello
Ruth: There is a matter. I will call!
Then comes the SMS:
The client asks you to call him back.

From Google Video:

How to make a banana not black
Answer: Swimming in the water

In Siberia, such mosquitoes fly that when you catch him with your hand from the top of the fist, his hobbits, and from the bottom - eggs.