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[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43004
 11.02.2011
I am paranoid. One of my questions is why when the prices of potatoes rise, the prices of chips do not change?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43003
 11.02.2011
With this innovation on time zones, Medvedev deprived Ukraine of one additional holiday!In Moscow and Ukraine, the New Year will now simultaneously begin...And how is our tradition to start drinking at 23:00 p.m. under the congratulations of your president?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43002
 11.02.2011
The European Commission has approved a single charger for mobile phones.
Thin from Nokia.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43001
 11.02.2011
Ulitka: This is how it happens only to hate with a disastrous force all around you, draft a detailed plan for the destruction of everything that is, as soon as any shit throws you the song of Bob Marley, tastes chocolate - and the world is beautiful again. You will not let me open up!

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43000
 11.02.2011
established by WV. Played 30 minutes. I don’t like it, I removed it. Go to walk.
Question: Can I consider myself elected?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42999
 11.02.2011
XXX: I’m going to interview you.
xxx: I want to talk 65 but I will find it hard to get out of work
I’ll give you 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80 and you’ll send me 80.”
XXX is OK.
80 and you will find them on the threshold.
XXX is OK.
XXX: They are not me! no! no! 120 and meet the boss at the table!
XXX is OK!
We don’t need that kind of shit!! to

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I just had to be 65.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42998
 11.02.2011
Did your son think where he would go?
In the military.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42997
 11.02.2011
What is SPB? Something like BDSM?? to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №42996
 11.02.2011
Do you know why boxers don’t have sex before a fight?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: They don’t like each other.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №42995
 11.02.2011
big4uk: I approach the car to the subway, and there is a guy who distributes the shit all the way.
big4uk: I go to myself...and suddenly I hear such a phrase:"Oh you fucking fucking, fast the calendar took, fucking fucking!and "
big4uk: I stop in the ocean and look at this rose...
big4uk: He then explained for a long time what he thought I was in the headphones...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42994
 11.02.2011
X: That’s why you won’t meet a man with his head shattered now.
X: Oh, not to you
Y: O_O

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42993
 11.02.2011
The xxx:
You are a doctor’s daughter – you shouldn’t get sick at all! Isn’t your mother deflecting you from viruses and bacteria?

YYYY :
No, she brings me the newest and freshest from work

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42992
 11.02.2011
With the disconnection of cold water, each hand washing turns into a quest: to have time yet... Ah, bl*t, boiling water!!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42991
 11.02.2011
I talked to a friend in the chat, and Chet wanted to smoke. I don’t think it would be so fuelless to leave for a short time. I asked her "What is encapsulation?" and left. As expected, her next post with the first lines from Wikipedia came minutes later.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42990
 10.02.2011
<v/a> In the nightclubs after two o’clock of the night begins the wild dances of the drunkenness of the marriage market.
<i/s>.... the market price drops sharply and the product goes off at cost.
<a/r> just observed the average price segment.
<s/g> a posle 3x voobshe nachinaetsa liquidation sale )))))))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42989
 10.02.2011
How many wars: meaningless and fierce.
Started by the fucking ones.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42988
 10.02.2011
The Russian hijacker, contemporary Robin Hood... steals from Bill Gates and distributes to the poor Russians...

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42987
 10.02.2011
For a long time, I have had an inappropriate question about an impressive part of humanity. It begins with the word "when", ends with the word "trachnet", and in the middle two place names: "me" and "somebody".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42986
 10.02.2011
On the box the plot about how the driver found the collection bags with the grandmothers, the driver of the grandmothers returned, the TV host before the plot in confusion broadcasts ".. bla-bla.. found the money.. returned.. our correspondents decided to find out why he did it!"

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42985
 10.02.2011
Vatican bans confessing through iPhone

Yes, they have an old account with apples :-)

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