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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42244
 26.01.2011
I found an advertisement on one and job search sites:
Correct grammar and spelling errors on VKontakte, Facebook, etc.
Cheap, price depending on the filling of the page"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №42243
 26.01.2011
Martha (Lena) Syroegkina (Oripeu) from Minsk! Please write to me in the aska, in the mail or anywhere! I am very missing! I cannot find you anywhere! Your animal...

Please go ahead, maybe you will see it here. thanks

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42242
 26.01.2011
Do we start studying from the next semester?and :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №42241
 26.01.2011
It became known the amount that will be paid by the sponsors of Vitaly Petrov for the participation of the Russian driver in Formula 1 20 million euros.
I think we have found the money that the government has allocated to support Autovaz.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42240
 26.01.2011
A month without a girl is uncomfortable.
Two months is just shit.
3 months - severe nervous tension
4 months - I begin to get erotic
5 months of hard porn
6 months - removed everything, put Linux =(

BOJIOCATOE_4YDO

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42239
 25.01.2011
oleum (21:01:19 24/01/2011)
By the way, I figured out how to get him to go... we need him to buy us a ticket.)

oleum (21:01:32 24/01/2011)
The fucking gap ?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42238
 25.01.2011
<Prelest> well what is the problem, like a normal guy, earns the norm
<Lady_L> the problem is that he’s fucking fucking!
<Prelest> well you love it :-*
<Lady_L> I just can’t even explain to you how fucking he is.
<Lady_L> well, for example...
<Lady_L> I complained a year ago that without a car it’s hard. No special expectations in principle.
<Lady_L> on my birthday he stole a Ford Focus from a friend and pulled it to me for a visit!! to
<Prelest> hrenase knight... I would like to
<Lady_L> ah fucking, I’m now afraid of talking about children.
<Lady_L> or suddenly he’s going to me too.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42237
 25.01.2011
by C HABRA:

by Robotex,
Blue is rarely found in nature.

by Gromka,
Especially in the sky.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42236
 25.01.2011
Why don’t everyone sleep?
Why are we all sleeping? :)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42235
 25.01.2011
The brother decided to joke, carefully signing the last two chicken eggs in the left, right pot.
How did he know that this morning a neighbor would come to us and ask a couple of eggs for our husband’s breakfast?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42234
 25.01.2011
Ukraine will receive 124 million dollars from the United States for the development of democracy
The most brilliant comment:
#13 Agriculture
Sold out!!! to

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №42233
 25.01.2011
I sit down in the monitor. My mother comes from work. Asks: "What is this sad?" I answer, on the machine, without thinking: "the grass has ended." Mother, mentally being somewhere on her wave: "To you to pour away?"
After half a second, two eyes meet "O_o"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42232
 25.01.2011
Lirououououououu
the jacket on the danchiki sits up ppc, calls me here davecha, grit "what do you do in the evening?"I thought probably a guest wants to go or where to go, and he offered me to dance all night together )))

Priestly
!! byHe is also a perverted man as he writes to me in aska - Come to me, you will play dances, and I will break up.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №42231
 25.01.2011
In addition, the mouse M515 is designed specifically for working on the couch. Its body moves freely on soft surfaces - blanket, blanket, clothing.

The chances of getting up from the couch are getting smaller.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42230
 25.01.2011
They have a Titanic, and we have a mammoth on the ice. And he survived. And all because I didn’t have to fuck in the truck, but to look for my mom.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42229
 25.01.2011
The Google Answers:

How do you know if a girl is in love with you or not?
y: put her a sodium pentate and ask her

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42228
 25.01.2011
I bought the pills on the plane so that it didn’t get sick or sick. I read side effects: nausea, vomiting...
Here is where it is...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42227
 25.01.2011
The meeting was held today at the Ministry of Health at the FGU of Labor Protection. Four reports, three reporters press start with a photo of Medvedev - the president said, the president adopted a decree...
And my report begins with a picture of the house!
I was remembered :)

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42226
 25.01.2011
Serving in the Navy. We are looking forward to what a tough Moscow Commission with Gen. The Headquarters. For centuries, we used soap and toilet paper. I sit down, wash out a different amount of paper from each roll and wash out every piece of soap, as if they were already used :) Our army is invincible!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42225
 25.01.2011
The xxxxx:
Can you call a person a fool who in the questionnaire, in the column with the inscription "NO FILL", wrote "good"?))))))))))

YYYYYYY:
can be called a fool of a person who makes a questionnaire in which there is a column "not to fill out"!!!!!))))))))))

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