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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41244
 06.01.2011
If you have doubts about a gift to him, a loved one - buy a drill for
and batteries. No problem if he already has one. One of my
acquainted
He is 17 years old, and he is still very happy to receive a gift.
and more

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41243
 06.01.2011
In your resume, you wrote that you are a confident PC user!!? to
The girl who couldn’t run Word: Well, I was sure I would do it.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №41242
 06.01.2011
There was a strong wind. And the chuburash was brutally beaten with his ears...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41241
 06.01.2011
How to call the police?
Well, first you paint a circle on the wall.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №41240
 06.01.2011
Yesterday my mom came, said something like “You’re already an adult...bla-bla...” and gave me condoms.I was surprised (I’ve been buying it for a long time) and asked, “Why?” With the words "Well if you don’t yet know why..." I’ve taken back...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41239
 06.01.2011
How did you bring a bag of mandarins to the club? I even got two pieces of pizza out of my bag.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №41238
 06.01.2011
XHHH: I have a porn in the left ninja corner of the screen. It changes every five minutes. What is it?
It is a virus.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh, and I like it.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №41237
 06.01.2011
Hasn’t you been kicked out of Instagram yet?
YYY: They were expelled.
xxx is fucking
YYY: And Daeje did not say
Yyy: I am there mainly going to the building, and they goats a month as they counted off

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41236
 06.01.2011
Trailer for Best 3D Film
XXX is
1 January 2011 22:17
Pizzeria
YYY
03.01.2011 at 17:46
Pizzeria
ZZZZ
04.01.2011 13:26
Pizzeria
UUU
04.01.2011 19:38
fucking

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41235
 06.01.2011
Conversation with a friend:
How are you at college? Are the guys normal?
There are two and a half nice guys in college. One is busy, the other is old for me, the third is Anton.
- O_o...

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41234
 05.01.2011
No_stress (00:49:34 5/01/2011)
Guess the age
Trace (00:49:45 5/01/2011)
Well...
Trace (00:50:05 5/01/2011)
As if in the elevator, the sexual maturity has begun
Trace (00:50:12 5/01/2011)
More than 12
Trace (00:50:23 5/01/2011)
Considering that less than 19
No_stress (00:50:30 5/01/2011)
The analyst of Heroes.
Trace (00:50:36 5/01/2011)
The Arithmetic Average...
Trace (00:50:48 5/01/2011)
12 and 19/2
Trace (00:50:56 5/01/2011)
15 and a half
No_stress (00:53:03 5/01/2011)
I guessed...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №41233
 05.01.2011
How is theory different from practice?
In theory, you are a Spiderman, but in practice, you are a Pipet.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41232
 05.01.2011
There is no impotence in the finger, critical days in the hand.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41231
 05.01.2011
The daughter came from the street - all in the snow, in the slopes and pretty much says: shakes on the RB went with Polka, see how much candy dropped from him!
I am scared to have a second child.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41230
 05.01.2011
in the store. P is the seller.
Can I buy a Pepsi Liter?
P: Phantoms are only cars, no stops.
I: O_O

Lilly(s)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41229
 05.01.2011
I am a simple man. I divide only on one and on myself.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41228
 05.01.2011
XXX: The first impression was good – I didn’t see her.
When I saw it, nothing too.
In short, everything was fine until she opened her mouth and started speaking.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41227
 05.01.2011
XX: I seem to have killed the dwarf.
Yyy: Snow White will punish you

[ + 109 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41226
 05.01.2011
Here is Tom:
bewreks: Here I am interested in the algorithm of limiting the length of the laser beam in the light sword from the star warriors)))

I’ve been talking about this since I was 8 years old =)

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41225
 05.01.2011
Unknown mail answers. Question: "How to find an aerogenic zone in a girl?" O_o

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