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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41204
 05.01.2011
and self-criticism
What have you achieved? The world is still not captured, and 2012 is not behind the mountains :(

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №41203
 05.01.2011
Zhenya Alexandrov (14:45:55 4/01/2011)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yi yippity yi!!! What do you do
and??? to

TheSlayerAtheos (14:46:05 4/01/2011)
I am

Zhenya Alexandrov (14:50:21 4/01/2011)
You have been doing this all your life!!! to

TheSlayerAtheos (14:51:40 4/01/2011)
I tried to give up... it doesn’t work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41202
 05.01.2011
XXX: Finally, she was able to drive out her husband to throw out the garbage.
XXX: Truth for this had to arrange a solar eclipse.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41201
 05.01.2011
All bad things will not go away, all good things will not come suddenly.
Expectation only steals time, and hope for a miracle fails us.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №41200
 05.01.2011
The real situation. In Moldova, in the parliamentary elections of November 28, 2010 for one of the independent candidates voted exactly 3 (three) voters. The result: the "independent candidate" was beaten by his wife, who suspected that he had a mistress.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41199
 05.01.2011
If you do not go out and watch the news on the first channel every day, you can accidentally think that everything is just gone.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41198
 05.01.2011
The status of the girl after ng:
I am very bad...
In half an hour.
Who called the ambulance?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41197
 05.01.2011
I go into the auditorium for the exam, and behind me the door closes and begins to sing: "How wonderful that we are all gathered today."

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41196
 05.01.2011
How did you break your leg?
I walked on my hands!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №41195
 05.01.2011
Commentary on the photo where a guy kisses a girl in the ear:
xxx is sweet)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
......
zzz:Ktuhlhu is sucking mozzle oO

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41194
 05.01.2011
xxx: this morning watched the battle of the Titans... the struggle of the symbols of the new year: my cat ate the whiskey "ragu from the rabbit"

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №41193
 05.01.2011
Description of the movie on bit2bit:
Title: The Vaginal Killer
Title: Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy
Genre: The Horror
Year of issue: 2004
Directed by: Takao Nakano
Starring: Sakurako Kaoru, Masanori Miamoto, Tomohiro Okada, Kangji Tsuchiya, Yumi Yoshiyuki
A group of teenagers come to an abandoned house to arrange a party - drink and make love. One of the girls is instilled in a kind of parasite, after which her vagina grows out of her and she begins to kill them all.

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41192
 05.01.2011
XXX: And I think that the image of Santa still corresponds more to the New Year. This is not patriotic, but I think so.
You are a sanctuary, you are out.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №41191
 05.01.2011
Where does childhood go?
In the ass. It is said that the childhood in the

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41190
 05.01.2011
XXX is HAHAHA! I burned my house yesterday, that she is home 2 watched-I call her on Skype and I hear music at home on TV 2.I say to her: AAAA!!!FU!!!! What are you looking at!!! to
She says to me, I don’t smell. I clicked on the TV and there was a advertisement, I thought at midnight the comedy buit.
But I know that there is no advertising at midnight in the 2nd house!! to
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41189
 05.01.2011
He: If you remove one person from your friends, you’ll get 555, right? and :)
She is: exactly!
The user restricted access to his page to view it, add to friends.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41188
 05.01.2011
The year of the big striped cat was replaced by the year of the cat.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41187
 05.01.2011
Nicalette M (16:09) :
Walking along the road, Snow White, a thumb and a shrek Snow White says:
Here I am the most beautiful, the most witty.
The inch says:
I am the smallest and funniest.
Shrek says:
I am the worst and the worst.
They go further and look at the house, and there is a mirror of truth written on the house.
Snow White comes in. Going out - crying
I'm not really the most beautiful - it turns out there is still a Sleeping Beauty!
The inch comes. He also cries.
I'm not really the smallest - it turns out there's a little boy sleeping!
Shrek comes in and comes out, evil as a bull and a bull:
BL is D! Who is this man?!!! <SMILE>id=314 alt=':Let me laugh:'</SMILE>

Nathanael Kasilova (16:11) :
Is it true? O_O
Nikalette M (16:11) :...mm))))))))))


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41186
 05.01.2011
Jill... →
WOW : What?
Q: Can I ask for something?
I will not be photographed naked!! to
Oh yeah, July...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №41185
 05.01.2011
Now I saw on TV "Only at home".I looked at all these intricate designs-traps. The most talented child. I was illuminated, I know who I was when I was a child.

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