Leyla (14:18:03 17/01/2011)
After he tried to glue my husband, I don’t trust him at all.

My favourite xxx here.
xxx: solemnly putting butter in the room with ivory
XXX: clinging to the threshold, starting to fall
XXX: somehow catches the balance
xxx: gives me a plate and not embarrassed: "no unborn fish died during transportation"

I brought you this shirt with your cheese.
With whom?
Well, this is your choked pet...
This is Sponge Bob!! to

xxxh: writes to me here a guy with whom once lived together for six months, have not communicated for a year. Nothing but friendship connected us, he was bored, I had no place to live. We fought terribly with him. I quote :
I was walking here on the street, a piece of ice falls from the roof, a caiaque fucking me on the shoulder, it hurts to chew, I fall with my hand into dog shit, my stomach into a mixture of salt, water and dirt. I lie down, marry, look at the hand in the shit and something you immediately remembered"
Not a fool?! to

We sit at work and smoke bamboo.

I want to sleep.
I too.
Do you think the sheep?

The client comes in.

and once.

Only when you move you realize that you have plenty of stuff.

There is one toilet on the whole floor. Well, I approach, I mean, I pull the pen - closed. Well, I think I will come later. From there I cried out:
Do not leave! I almost finished!

Almost died of this, blatant, informative...

WOW forum, we talked about music.

No, I don’t listen to that :)
You need something fierce to play a warrior. For example: *Link to YouTube*
Immediately you want to press the buttons faster, stepping enemies into dirt.

Z is. The link turned out to the clip "Ranetki-One"
>_<

I am fucking happy and unreasonably happy!!!! to
Evgeny: Pharmaceuticals are a great science :D

[12:07:09] xxx: Who ever tried to push the toothbrush into the lighter, well, where the gas comes out and ignites it?
[12:09:36] yyy: fool
[12:09:38] zzz: The fuck! ! to ! to

Service Center: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for increasing the volume of services. Not only do idiots suck spoon in laptops, but also the desktop PC gets.
A small collection:
7 cases: 1 port burned.
3 cases: MPL burned to zero (probably by the controller)
4 cases: BP trial
2 cases: banally bended legs in the connector, burning nothing, but the computer did not turn on.
1 case: "complete loser" hit on BP, OZU, MPL and "you will not believe" along with the replacement of the platform also on the CPU and the view.
Pull the spoon further, sometimes the left remains. =) is

I think the glass is half full. And you?
I think it is convenient to beat people with a glass.

And in our city there is a street dedicated to Indian programmers Hindu trial.

Soon everything will get better in Russia.
Soon there will be no illness or trouble.
Finally fighting corruption.
There will be not only one president.

We are going to be a sports power again.
Everything will be very OK,
It is called Russia united.
It will be a country, not a group of people.

The roads will become dirty.
And the fools will be less in the country.
It is a pity to live in this beautiful time.
Neither you nor I will have 9 minutes.

Cat food - 18 rubles, toilet filler - 440 rubles, a special vacuum cleaner for animal wool - 25 thousand rubles. Having a cat at home is invaluable!! to

It is dedicated to my barbecue ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s make a condition: a dumb man is a woman of easy behavior, a dumb man is a universal interdomain.

Anyone who is able to sneeze without blinking and say the letter P with his mouth open will get out of the matrix.

xxx: I remember my childhood, the snack on the hoodie...Now the growth does not allow =((
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

If you think cats are easy. Try 1 (one) day to lick a fur cap.

Hello, lovers of narcotics!
We don’t like to crack!