The night. We sleep. The cat is silent and is silent. My daughter is lying on the edge. I hear :
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Standing up, I approached the door of the room.
Oh, it is closed here.
He opens the door. Reference to the cat:
I think you will not enter. I’m you "kiss-kiss", and you’re just whipping... Well, what are you standing, come in... What if not a native? Come in... Wow what stupid you are, the hour of night! Milaha... Well, let’s go, I want to sleep, let’s go... Listen, Armstrong made his step, and you let’s... two crowns... Wii (humiliation), went in.
After a few seconds, the body of the cat was lying between us under a blanket.
I love this woman 😉

from Habr.
Comment on the news about the hacking of the blog of Sergei Mavrodi:
The old lady cheated on her.

I broke up my favorite plate in the room right now...The first thing I thought about was that it was good that it was dirty, you’t have to wash it...Positive thinking, shit...

So, lonely hearts, listen carefully. If you want to change something this year, go on February 14 at 14:14 to the main street of your town (and such a street is everywhere), find the house number 14, and wait. Since the winter, and the notorious white bracelets may not be noticeable under the clothes, with any brightly shining object, the simplest and most noticeable - a small LED flashlight. Turn on and do not damage the battery. Wait until 15:00 all who will come, and then all together go somewhere in the heat, warm up, communicate and get acquainted. A month you have to gather with the spirit and also buy a lamp. and luck.

There are two things in the world that cannot be caught. Avengers and some little black fuck swimming in the bathroom. Which hand you try to direct to the swamp hole, because you don’t want to swim with the black shit, but she’s a shit, untouchable!

He: So what are the plans for the evening, Marinka in guests to take?
She is Umga. The potatoes are already baked.
He is: Me
It is with salt, pepper.
It is: mmm, taste
She has already eaten...
He is:!!!!!!!!! to

Second college, first pair in philosophy.
Prep and student:
Q: Are the spiritual resources exhausted?
C is yes!
Q: So is it? Imagine you’re going to church and want to confess. They say, “Sorry, the mercy is over. There was only sympathy for yesterday.

According to Darwin, man is an animal, according to Freud, just cattle.
Nick Blue

Ordering a taxi?
A familiar girl, Lena, works as a secretary in a large company. She got a new partner, Light. Of course, he does not know all the subtleties of office life yet. The general to her by the selector addresses:
“Light, order a taxi to the airport in an hour.
See also Victor Stepanovich.
He turns around and asks Lena:
What is the taxi number?
I put your phone number on the phone, look.
Then he looks, and there the last number is deleted, and "4" looks like "1".
Light calls the number, and with a thumpy voice asks her:
If you want a blonde, press 2, if a brunette is 3.
Light, not thinking long, presses the key on the selector and asks:
Do you want a blonde or a brunette?
Is it possible to choose a driver? This is service! I have a brunette.
A blonde driver is terrible.

Why are our officials and deputies so distinctive?
This makes them proud of their country.

On the image board:
xxx:I am 18.I am skinhead, already as two years old.I am ashamed that my father is Azerbaijani and my mother is Russian. I’m just afraid that I’ll be angered by my friends who have taken me into a circle of trust. I hate my imprisoned blood, and what if not by the laws of Israel? According to the laws of the Slavs. So who am I?
You are vegetable and vegetable.

In the news tape:
The Volgograd man decided to rape an enot, and he bit him a piece of a member.

Every day the world becomes more foolish.

a friend in contact added to the album a photo of an offgenic guy.on the photo you can see only the face.and he is very cool. We spent about half an hour talking about him and what he would do to him. She writes: Yes, I would even let an anal... I write: I too.
I went to the kitchen for a coffee.I come back in 10 minutes.My husband sits with my notebook.and sent something to print on the printer. He took his computer, printed it and left.
In the evening I went to bed.I go into the room.The husband in bed is naked and a picture of that guy is glued to his whole face. And she says, sweet, today we’re finally going to have anal sex.
I read the scrap 😉

It should have been like this:

Did you know that real bills do not burn?

Did you see my blue pills?
“Son, we have a problem and more important!
What is?
In the Dragon Kitchen!! to

From the forum: "Where to buy good shoes that will be perfect for a sports suit?"

It is not funny when the uvertura to the opera "Wilhelm Telle" Joaquino Rossi is called "the awakening song from the advertisement of vegetables "Bondwell";;

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx We will always think differently.)
I am right and you are not :)

Local news :
In Morocco, an abnormal cold

Thank you very much, I didn’t notice the shit.

Recently, I started to think that I had a roof because I heard voices... I was afraid for a long time, until I listened. It turned out that the columns from the computer receive radio waves and very, very quietly play the radio "Mayak"...))
by Bogda