Iona: And you are from which city?
Inzone of Tomsk. And you?
Iona: Omsk
by Iona : )
I thought it wasn’t far away.)
Iona: We are constantly receiving applications from Tomsk in the bank
Iona: The program is confusing
Inzone: ah, some think it’s one city))
Iona: we are decrypted as a remote place of reference for prisoners
Iona: What about you?
Inzone: we also have a remote place of reference for the prisoners :)))))))
Iona: )))))))))))

In response to Miley...
How to remove a lamp from your mouth. Urgently!

The answers:
Put a photo.
- turn the basement, rub... the mouth will warm up - it will become wider, the lamp will easily come out

Brain Stew 21:32
The man wrote about a man who shuddered on a pump and his bowel was torn off.
The author’s imagination is good.

Horror Show 21:34
This man saved my gut! Now in the pool I tremble only in metal swimsuits!

Brain Stew 21:35
It is not convenient to swim in the pool.

Brain Stew 21:35
Probably not comfortable.

I just love one person very much and for him I am ready to do everything.
YYY: Bella, who is this?
XXX is me! and thou shalt

Swedes Alexei Vladimirovich, be so kind, come down from where you are, into my arms. Stop making noise. I love you, you love me. Let us be friends.

and miss. Please please.

I feel like a step-by-step function of the heavy side. And you?
I am somewhere equal to infinity, but the rest is a complete zero.

My son, for the money he received for Christmas from his grandmothers, bought a book by Richard Dawkins, God as an Illusion. I am afraid that next year he will not receive Christmas presents from his family.

For 10 years, my boys and I have been working together. And a month and a half ago there appeared a kind of fox, so tall, in a black coat with a pressed collar and a moustache like a boiled leech. Here is his car all white with a deaf toning.
Today I and the boys in the number of nine people came to him, saying we can’t go here, our type of district. And he is "Tetragrammaton. We can do everything" We wanted to overthrow and shut up, and he got two injuries from his sleeves and kicked us off with his handles. Is it normal?

WmP: The faithful today smiled. During the day, I sleep - since the new year, the regime has not completely recovered, and the beloved is angry all the time because of this, because I do not pay attention to her. Well, as a sign of protest, she begins to shake me up and shouts disgustingly and quickly: "Don’t sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep!"
WMP: I don’t think of anything. I just understand that I am being awakened and screaming over my ear "Pe-nis! The Penis! The Penis! Penis! Penis! and Penis!

Olya.lion: and can you find out - what are the advantages of programmers?
Ping.Win: Many of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are only three, and of course this is: laziness, impatience and pride. Larry Wall
Olya.lion: what are the shortcomings?
Ping.Win: The programmers are perfect. They have no shortcomings.

This country cannot be defeated! I read the news site: "In Acapulco near the shopping center found 15 decapitated bodies, most likely, it is the war of drug traffickers, this is not the first case and so on. So here is the first stone: "Acapulco айяйяй, Acapulco айяйяй!")

I wrote to you that you are great, write to me.
I am cool.

Don is
Political Economy. The textbook. P is betrayed.
Don is
A very good textbook.)

I met the man of my dreams, and my dreams.

ANIC (16:24:57 8/01/2011)
Why are you not at work?

FuZz (16:25:29 8/01/2011)
What do I do to work on Saturday? I will go tomorrow...

The status inscription:"Who wiped my clothes in two sizes during the New Year holidays?and "

He does not love power, he has power.

from 421 rubles
Today I witnessed a sweet scene of our general inattention to our neighbor.
The man entered the shoe shop.
Goes in a red pantyhose, on the head a cap with a pompon, height above the average. That is all, man as a man.
I stand next to me and measure valves for the dacha.
The mood of the man is sad. This happens when a bird pumps on a white suit and remains only to laugh at his miserable situation.
The man pulled money out of his pockets, carefully counted.
(including all the copies) and said to the seller:
I have four hundred and twenty-one rubles, but I still have a bottle of beer.
I need 40th size some shoes, shoes,
Let the retirees – “Goodbye youth”, although valens, no matter. only
Not a beard. Any shoes, the main thing to put in my money.
Please hurry, I’m already tired.

It was very strange, the man absolutely did not impress.
The Alcoholic
The Seller:
I do not understand you. So what do you want to buy? Shoes or boots?
Man, for four hundred and twenty rubles I do not give you anything decent.
I suggest, you understand... I don’t even know what to show you...
Color of what?
The Man:
Blue, look at me more closely and think for yourself: well.
What color do I need my shoes?

I was interested, not rushed to scan it from head to foot and we together with the seller started loudly (I rust, she whisper)

The man was dressed in hockey bowls.
The Hockeyist:
It’s funny, but I’ve even seen it. I only managed to put a claw. So is
He also picked up my cock.
How will I run after him?

Then the man roared with us.

Girl, I have seen you somewhere.
I often go somewhere.

I stood down and sent my husband for the pills. Bringed medical banks, remember those Soviet ones. I decided to try, first on my husband, not to lip him, then realized that they need to warm up stronger, went on to me and I gave my back to his disposal with sincere confidence and then he got a brilliant idea in his head!! Try it on my pop! I am now sitting with a scarring on the pope in the form of a half-month... he overheated the bowl too much and got a burn. First rotted, then asked for forgiveness, then put his pop under a blow, I didn't even shake my hand...and he also had half a month, bark-violet)))we are now like in Indian films...brothers...