I watched the telecast "Mission Impossible" (first), and there in one scene they say..... "We have a man in Moscow... and the letters slowly appear on the screen... Dmitriy Medvedev" :)))))))))))) they suspected something back in 1996.

Buying gifts for March 8 and the New Year, a man understands how great it is when you have a single woman.

This is Pepe. The computer is called Vasya. Password of Petya. We need to go in 1C like Alena. His name is Sergey.

I was lucky to see this on January 1st!! to
My nephew went to the toilet for a pot, but there was no news from him for a long time and I forgot about him. I hear the cat crawling his foot on the floor, so he did his work. I get up and go to the sound and see:
A cat buries a baby who lies face down and next to the heel of blood! When I was in shock, I jumped at the cat – he is beating, I raised my nephew – he... wakes up and doesn’t understand what it’s about))) Uncle with such a face – O_O, then begins to hysterically rust. Then I learned that he took something with sauce from the table and so sat on his pot, looked asleep in the process and fell forward with his face on the sauce))))
I almost sat. Imagine a cat’s year begins with a cat killing a child.

There are a lot of boots here! Honey, you’ve gotten the bullshit here, and I’m going to check you now! Valy nah and Moscow do not endure me, I am tired today... - thought of myself Word, carefully emphasizing the "War and the World" with the green colour :D

YYY(00:37:55 4/01/2011)
I just have no one to talk to.

YYY(00:38:13 4/01/2011)
I contacted the bot.

XXX(00:39:21 4/01/2011)
When I have no one to talk to, I watch porn.

YYY(00:39:54 4/01/2011)
Is this often happening to you?

XXX(00:40:49 4/01/2011)
Section of Table...

Coventry (00:27:42 4/01/2011)
22 to you?

johny1989 (00:28:03 4/01/2011)
Will it be 22 in a month?

johny1989 (00:28:19 4/01/2011)
I am not sure?

johny1989 (00:28:33 4/01/2011)
Just by accident? Setting

johny1989 (00:29:08 4/01/2011)
Yes, you, Olga, I don’t need it, I can rewrite myself)))

Q: Do you give me pictures?
YYYY: Yes, there are more than three hundred! I need to fill it all, edit it, then scrap the archives, and then send it to you! I have nothing more to do?
Oh, please take me a chocolate!
What to do with you...I’ll give you pictures.
Do you give me soap?
Oh, and the rope.

Another advertisement on the Internet : "Test for virginity"
Killed...

bewreks: Here is an interesting algorithm for limiting the length of a laser beam in a light sword from Star Wars))

You need to buy a fire.
What kind of yeast?
The fluid is like that.
and Korzyk?
Forget the fire, fucking!
The rocks?
Go to Fuck!

The phrase from the new advertisement Actimele: "Light is the star of immunity!". I wonder, did they even think when they created it?

yyy: it was necessary as an opposition to add "Rita - the star of gastritis!"

"Polish kingdoms and the horse in addition" is the same control package!

Reply to mail.
Why is urine green after taking vitamins? Should it be?
My grandfather had this before he died.
O_O

XXX: Broke a friend's flash
XXX: Checked at home
xxx: It had only three files: daemon_tools_4_35.rar, winrar.iso and!trollface.jpg
XXX is fuck, fuck!

We live in a wonderful country.
4th of January.
I go from the morning to work, still not left after the holidays, messy, not sleeping, evil. I rush, I am late, overtaken someone under the sign of circumvention is forbidden (I go there every day, and today I have forgotten about it), well, I am actually hindered by the hiccups. Well I sit with them in the car, I think now as usual I will give money and go on. Further conversation :
G: Now you have temporary waters. by Ud. I will write it and then go to court.
I: wait, stand, wait, maybe we will decide on the spot. I just do not have a car, I move every day, I do spare parts myself.
M: It can be on the spot. Can you bring me something to Subaru?
I: A shit question.
G: Go on a ride. Look no more.
He records my number, does not even take money and let go.I am in shock, I get to work, but the most interesting thing is still ahead!
I call the haishnikov, pick up his spare parts, call the sum. He says OK, order it!
Well, I ordered, I sit at work, here is a call from him:
Q: Will you go home today?
I: 0_o... yeah... well yes...
G: You are... don’t be afraid, I’ll stop you again...I’ll give you money for spare parts...
After this phrase I finally fell into a precipitation, and my mood improved.

One of my acquaintances has a record on the wall. “Etiquette is when you want to write to someone in a comment: well, you did well, and you write: ahahahah funny.”
Should I write the first comment? and :)

XXX: scared the cat with a pillow
YYY: Now clean up

Dialogue in the home appliance store, the seller and the girl:
(Seller) - Girl, we give you a cup of tea, choose the color.
Oh, it doesn’t matter to me.
Well, here is the white.
No, but not white.

How do you understand!!? to

Q: How is my system going?
WOW: Zdarov.. well in the first it was dust darkness, but it was not the most terrible, I saw more)
WOW: In the second, what fucking glass was rolling inside.
Wow: but in the third!I have never seen this...I got a cake from your refrigerator...HD...not surprising that it burned...HD do you have a rat or hamster at home?and HD
The younger brother, HDD