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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147425
 18.12.2017
The summer was cold, the winter warm. Around the year +8, but stability!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147424
 18.12.2017
Article: The unconscious man. The seeds, which the neighbors once again removed from the loop.

At the scene of the incident, the body of Mr. Semenov was found with signs of violent life.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147423
 18.12.2017
From the chat of residents of a new apartment house
1: Important opinion from the side - always made a towel dryer in the bathrooms, today two of the three sanitary officers said that there is no point and money for the wind - still the apartment in the middle and will be warm, and the towel dryer almost always in new houses will be cold. Tell me who thinks about this topic.
2: It will be cold until the entire stand is settled, this is how my sanitary officer told me.
I need a towel dryer, I tell you as a man who does not understand this, but the towel needs to be dried.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147422
 18.12.2017
If, from the ballad, all your friends send a message “You are oh...l!Half will not understand what the matter is, and half will start to justify themselves.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147421
 18.12.2017
and yesterday. Broadcast by Auto Radio. What do you do if you see a drunk man driving?
I really liked the answer of one lady – such people should be put to death!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147420
 18.12.2017
Hong Kong, Hong Kong, I would love you if there were neither heat nor moisture.
B: a, at +14, and a tenth at night. The walls and the floor are ice, you can only walk around the house in the thickness. With the heat, it is not so clear.
A: B, yes, these painful three days of winter)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147419
 18.12.2017
xxx: She hit the search engine of Yandex a word for translation, and at this very moment the Anglo-Russian dictionary fell from the shelf to the table demonstratively and even insultingly. It seemed even more intentional that it hadn’t happened to him before.
Naomi understood it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147418
 17.12.2017
For centuries, people have been wondering why we came to this earth. And it is simple. For example, cats believe that we are born to feed them, bear them, and play with them with a laser.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147417
 17.12.2017
xxx: imagine: you buy a kid-surprise, carefully, stripes remove the foil,
With a gentle press, you break the chocolate, remove the plastic cube, open it, and there is BACHILES.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147416
 17.12.2017
In California, a man was going to rob an office.
In the room he tried to penetrate through the chimney, but stuck and called the rescuers.

Now the main thing is not to judge the rescuers - that they were driving for a long time.

Or officers for the inconvenience and moral damage caused.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147415
 17.12.2017
The PDC! It is 8 degrees!
Plus or minus?
HH: What a stupid question! How long has it been in December?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147414
 17.12.2017
In the store "All $ 19 thousand" brought bitcoins.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147413
 17.12.2017
Recommendations for one product from AliExpress:
The seller just jerked in the bag! Nothing but shit!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147412
 17.12.2017
>> From the wires #$zero current. I put the caps in place... Probably not the bugs...

and 146 percent! They don’t give up without fighting.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147411
 17.12.2017
Speaking of the technique.
Not only is the outgoing traffic of my phone twice the incoming traffic (I’m curious to live on Google version), so the last drop was when Google sent a message: "Tell your home address". You don’t know, you don’t know, you shit!! Would you write "confirm", or is it PPC?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147410
 17.12.2017
Graff: Yet how much less pathos and romance would there be around the vampire theme, if the spiders did not procrastinate, hellishly scatter, the throat of the victim, and suck with hobbies - like mosquitoes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147409
 17.12.2017
I'll leave work early today, with my husband.
Will you be preparing?
I was already well prepared: a cut on my right hand, a burn on my left. I can't even wash my head myself, my hands in the water hurt. In the hairdresser room.
“But we’re going to celebrate at a restaurant for the first time in many years because I can’t cook. All that happens is for the best.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №147408
 17.12.2017
Xh: Eat cold sticky pasta with your hands straight from the pot in the refrigerator. Why not.
HH: In addition, at the first hour of the night. How low I fell.
HHH: I will not go after the villain anyway. Because if you take a dish, boil it, put it on the table, then it will be considered that I am eating at night.
HH: So I didn’t eat, I just tried.
HGH: Four times

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147407
 17.12.2017
As the ancient Chinese said, if you lie on the couch for a long time, sooner or later your motivation will pass by.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №147406
 17.12.2017
I cleaned the fish, washed it, baked it, ate it, washed the dishes and just leaving the kitchen, I remembered a cat who humbly sat next to his empty bowl with the expression on his mouth, “Here is the...h!“!”

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