1: Even when I was studying, the theory was reduced to the phrase "calculation is very complicated, so all the parameters on the eye, from the lighthouse and a dull over-the-top". And when instead of computers appeared that can solve huge equations in time, it turned out that almost everything has already been done by a stupid overthrow.

The ants are not scary.
We caught them in childhood and licked their ass.
Training for future professionals :D

"Good luck to you! With such words, Minister of Economic Development Alexei Ulyukaev welcomed today the governors of Sakhalin, Komi and Kirov region.

I decided to buy my son a pirate set for NG. A hat, a sword, an eye bandage, etc.
A computer friend noticed this lazily:
“Nah pirate, take your face.

Agatha Christie has a novel "The Mirror Cracks" - just about infectious diseases lovers go out into people

Goyko Mitich is a beautiful man! The perfect Indian.

The ideal German Indian. The Pure Arians

As the news sometimes says:

A suspect attacked a drunk passenger. After that, a man without beards struck a smoothly shaved man and a fight arose. During which a man in a coat struck a man in his upper clothes with a knife. Police arrived at the scene and arrested a man in shoes.

Who do I need to repair? to me. My Chinese iPhone makes a mistake... – We don’t repair the phones. And I don't need to repair it, just press 2 buttons and remove the error. - So yourself and press, - I don't know where... - So turn to the service... - I was there already, they said about the buttons. Why didn’t they press those buttons? Money was wanted for that. I will take the money too. For what? Pressing two buttons? Press it yourself. I don’t know where...

If you are so smart, why are you so poor?
If I were stupid, I would be even poorer.

UFO surveillance spent more than 3.5% of the U.S. Department of Defense budget.

What do you think, aliens?

I serve Russia.

X: Let’s go somewhere together?
Let’s go, and where?
HH: Anywhere you want! Coffee to drink. In the bar. in the shops. The concert of Samurai.
The last one is not mine :)
At the concert of Vadim Samoilov! and :)

by 111:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
In the school toilet to smoke, it’s hha, I sinned, but beer!! to
What kind of school is this where children brew beer?! to
by 222:
17-18 years old 11th class is no longer quite children. And with me studied alone, so he went to the army after 9 - go.
and 333:
It’s like a wander-child who gets sent to college very early.
by 444:
Just the opposite.
by 555:
A wanderly soldier?

The only comment on the film:
I would like to address the director and author of the script in one person, Tikhon Kornev. Tikhon, try to enroll in the squad of astronauts - maybe you will become a great commander of the star. Or enroll in the choreographic school - maybe you will become a famous ballerina. Or maybe you will become a unique top-level tokar. Or a famous explorer of Antarctica. It could be... but! Never ever! Don’t ever go to the cinema again!! to

The Belarusian Currency Exchange Forum:
There is a contribution of 40 thousand in Belarusian rubles. What do you advise? Buying the backs?
Better Valerian and Popcorn

Maybe somewhere there is a “unperformed lottery”, and we have only unperformed “elections” in the country.

I read stories about small aviation here, and I remembered the yachts. I apologize in advance, there is one unpleasant moment.
Continuation of the story from 26.09.17 https://www.anekdot.ru/id/908605/

Once, my coach and I went to regatta together. On the newly purchased yacht of our factory - the miniton "Neva". We arrived right from the place where we picked up the yacht for the race. They preached. We came to the organizers to submit an application. The organizers looked at us and said:
Why only two?? to
The coach replied indignantly:
Why someone else? This guy is doing well.
is not arranged. He is also a minor! You are what! There must be at least three crew members. of which at least two adults. Exceptionally, under your own responsibility. Usually at least three adults.

The coach thought. Where can I find for twelve days free from all man’s affairs? All the other adult members of our yacht club are already well trained and registered for this regatta on their own on other yachts. The guys from our shipyard section were tired to enter the sailboat. But they were still far from eighteen. I was one year younger than the other boys. That year I went to 8th grade.

The coach left me on the yacht and rushed to our town. There found a willing to join the sailing sport directly in the race mode. The positive man turned out - he tried to joke all the time until he broke. And it broke him all the time... He didn’t get rid of the sailing sport man. As a result, anyway, the yacht was managed by us and our coach, as planned. Only the task was added, and to make sure that the half-blind poor man is not washed off the boat. After the second race, which lasted two days, he asked for the shore. Of course we let him go. I sincerely admired his courage. As it turned out, both I and the coach after the first, three-day race, thought to offer him to stay on the shore. But they were afraid to offend - the man was worthy. Before his departure, he was asked to come to the closing ceremony of the regatta, so as not to hinder the coach. According to the documents, there were three yachtsmen... They drove off the remaining two races. The man, thank him, did not fail - came to the ceremony. There he, to his surprise, for the first and only time in his life was the winner of a sailing regatta:
To warm up! It took five days and I am a titled yachtman!! to

18 seasons of "Battle of the Senses" and no one had a guess to invest in bitcoin.

Very relevant :
Everyone wants the truth to be on their side, but not everyone wants it.
Be on the side of the truth."
- Whitley

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What fucking thing, me or other people, who don’t know you at all, need to know about your attitude to politics or anything else? You are in a fucking fight! Your attitude to anything. I too, Governor Borneo, am crazy.
“I’ve burned a potato. This is all I need to know about my cooking".
I have cowards with holes. That’s all I need to know about my attitude to fashion".
"My grandmother did not give me. That’s all I need to know about my irresistibility".
What is immediately clear about you, such a mysterious, by this phrase, is that you are a fool or so.

From the smartphone video:
Below are three touch buttons - "home", "in guests" and "by grandmothers".