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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №39101
 20.11.2010
Av220: I didn’t do a lot of nonsense just because of my natural laziness

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №39100
 20.11.2010
I make a sushi menu for a cafe, and so crazy in the eyes of the names, that instead of smoked hornet, smoked hornet, the customer wrote a pastal))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №39099
 20.11.2010
Listen, I think I am bisexual.
WOW: Is that why?
XHH: You know, when I watch porn and the operator shoots a man’s ass for 10 minutes, I’m... I’m not moving any further...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №39098
 19.11.2010
<Fahrain>... sleeping tired toys...
<Hiades>... the books sleep...
<Alien>... clothes and pillows...
<Hiades>... the guys...
<Fahrain>... hidden in the dark and waiting for the boys...
<Alien>... the bloodthirsty pillows...
<Fahrain>... you will bite both ears...
<Citrus> and then the whole back...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №39097
 19.11.2010
Becoming a data recovery specialist is very simple – just forget to make a backup.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №39096
 19.11.2010
vlas: you hear what Kudrin in live broadcast "Vesti 24" says: "The fight against corruption is a great evil for us!"...o_O
I guessed something like that.)
What a bitter applause in the room!! to
Genri: The same minds.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №39095
 19.11.2010
F1loSOF
Suddenly I realized that for happiness I lacked the current of the rod.
In the first she doesn’t cheat, in the second she doesn’t require gifts and attention, in the third she makes me better.
height 190 weight 40 kg yeah she's just a model crazy

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №39094
 19.11.2010
Sale of souvenir soap:
Seller: Buy and Wash Your Favorite Girl "Little, A Little"
XXX: And to what extent should a girl be polluted to wash her?
Seller: An explanation for those who are not very. Wash your favorite girl in the bathroom.
YYY: What if I don’t like washing soap?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №39093
 19.11.2010
The boss is on a trip to China.
At the question of what to bring, the subordinates had very different answers: Chery QQ (there is cheaper), green tea, a vase of the Ming dynasty. But the most brilliant was the phrase of one man: "We don't need special gifts, better accept Buddhism and stay there in a deaf mountain monastery forever."

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39092
 19.11.2010
XXX: The Good Goals of Lech. You will get! I can recommend one almost unbeatable reception. You’ll just beat the girl on the pitch! ))
YYY: The bullet?

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39091
 19.11.2010
Neighbors with a pearl, neighbors with a pearl... my neighbors are fucking every night...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №39090
 19.11.2010
Television that the last time such a warm November was recorded was in 1917.
2: Yes, it was really hot there. November 17th of the year.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №39089
 19.11.2010
Mamicle is the best? Oh yeah thats.

Pizdec describes the situation of health, education, public health, the army, the police and the economy in the Russian Federation in general and my life in particular.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39088
 19.11.2010
xxx: Then I called myself, (the waiting service is included) and raised the phone, so for calling myself, I was removed money! They are greedy!
YYYY: 1 Why did he call himself?
2nd Why took the phone? How did you get the phone from yourself?by eek:
Three What is MTS to blame for? Ask him to issue a tariff "Call yourself for free!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №39087
 19.11.2010
So what about you? ?
The shoes are very comfortable.)
Continue to))
What to continue here...? The mood is like that... well, and most importantly – a smile.
Between the shoes and the smile???
I don’t hair them, they’re so soft.
I slowly remove your hair.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №39086
 19.11.2010
Yesterday I read in Net an article of Navalny about the crashes in Transneft. Decided to support, sent a letter to the President's website with a request to understand. Today, I call my wife - she is walking with the child near the house, she says: "Oh, we passed through our street, rapping cars with a carplane, a court: 3 cars, 3 black Volga and a minibus... So, listen, they turned into our courtyards, I'm wondering to whom? Now I am sitting at work, somehow linked to go home...To be so fast?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №39085
 19.11.2010
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The user xxx left the chat.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №39084
 19.11.2010
1: "NVIDIA talks about a processor with 1000 cores"
2: Tell me who is hindering you.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №39083
 19.11.2010
[15:55:48] <Alexeič-60> Reply to all!!!!! I met a guy from 17 to 21 years old. My name is Anna, I am 16 years old. I am a beautiful sympathetic. Let the boys write!!The heart:

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №39082
 19.11.2010
V.Gby F.T.
In general, a woman is 2 months pregnant and today she receives a text message on the phone: "Mom, put me one and a half pieces I will explain everything afterwards. " A brilliant puppy I hear is born and the first thing I want to hear from him is a detailed story about why he needed one and a half pieces there!

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