Everyone has her... a friend who eats for days like a begemot and doesn’t get fat.

XX: I love the speed.
YYY : FUU
XXX: for taste and color. However, if a strong-binding shrimp is eaten quickly and it gets stuck in the esophagus, you feel like someone else's shrimp will break out of your chest.

The Arms Forum:
xxx: well...the gentlemen in shape can also stick to the pillar))
YYY: That’s why you don’t have to carry untouched pillars with you.

The Cold Nuclear Fusion

However, scientific experiments have proven that this can be achieved in real circumstances. If you carry electrical voltage between the palladium electrodes in the water that contains deuterium and heavy hydrogen, an incredible phenomenon will occur in front of your eyes.

The washing machine broke.
I went to my son to wash.
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XX: How to sleep with grandmothers on the first date, so please, and how to put a flash on your computer, so oh... no... don’t need... suddenly contagious.
YYY: But if you put a condom on the flash, it won’t work. by Vaas. Unlike the.

xxx: it turns out, lightning is also a satanic sign.. that is, on all the electric shields of the planet count the portals from the dark world)) and electricians in reality are evil adepts of the darkness, who are not actually mates, like shoemakers, but call for the forces of evil.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! This is where your dwelling... Don’t enter, it will kill. xDDDDD

AAA: It is that the first all-Russian rally of deceived partisans is taking place in Moscow.
The Loch Parade?

Most girls during sex will stand, scream a name or something like "Faster/Lower"
and only my screams "ai cocoon!"

I came here once to a friend's sister to fix her computer (no, she wasn't a blonde, but she wasn't in the compass at all). I start asking how. Speaking is not included. Absolutely by. I hit the button, it doesn’t actually turn on. I open the lid and the pillow falls on me! oh, I am with round eyes on no, and in convulsions I ask:
Is she there?? to
And it was too loud, so I decided to put a noise insulation.
My thoughts caught me for a long time...

To get an iPhone to a manager in Butovo is like wearing a ring for Frodo.

The visible eye will see.

WTF
Why is a mouse faster than an elephant?

Warlord
Is she on a bicycle?

WTF
and!!!! to

WTF
How do you know if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?

Warlord
A bicycle next to him.

WTF
I guessed!!! to

WTF
Who comes first, the elephant or the mouse?

Warlord
An elephant, a mouse in the fridge?

WTF
and!!!! to

WTF
The Cappuccino!!! to

WTF
How did you guess?? to

Today on the street, a 11-12 year old guy asked me:
Are you playing in counter?
– No
You don’t have a comp!? to

I walked down the street yesterday, a 45-50-year-old aunt approaches and asks:

No smoking is found?
I do not smoke, I answer.
My aunt looked at me so deeply and said:
The youth has gone!! to

Did you go to Potter?
and AGA.
And how?
- Well, how to say... You know, there are people who come to the session and ruin everyone's mood. Well, there is no rubbish on the subject, comments, packs are scratched, chips are crushed, and so on.
I hate such idiots. I would kill Nash!
So here is. This time it seemed to be us. I was really scared to get out of the room. I was sure the kids would beat us.

I saw a photo of Haratiyan, and this Baturina turned out to be...

The Automotive Forum. How to earn a car:

Now we will show you how to significantly save on the purchase of a car for this we invite Sergey and Vasily. To Sergey we will give a three hundred gram bowl with red ivory for 220 hryvnia, and to Vasily a three hundred gram bowl with cabbage ivory for 6 hryvnia, and we will ask the boys to eat everything. Five hours later the guys went to the toilet – and we’ll see what happened: Sergey had an unexpected result – the red caviar turned into a shit, let’s see what happened to Vasily: mind me! The same shit! If there is no difference, why pay more?
It turns out, buying every day a bowl of cabbage caviar, instead of red - you will save 214 hryvnia daily, that is, following a simple arithmetic for a year, you will save 78 110 hryvnia, and this is already a small Peugeot 107. So the choice is up to you: eat a red caviar and get a shit, or eat a caviar and get a pejo!!! Save on the cabbage!! to

The case was in the camp, 8 years ago. The man was washed in this way: he will grab water in his hands and quickly rub on the fucker.
As we stand in the morning, we wash and he is here... he gets water in his hands and... ahahahahahah!! to
"I have broken my nose!!!!and "

She is:
I really want to sleep with you under the same blanket now... so that you can press me to you and sweetly tap my ear.

He is:
It would be wonderful

He is:
We’t fall asleep soon...I know so many anecdotes))

This feeling, which "Galaxy" was filmed by the Russians:
Repair the hyperspace engine.
Give me the key to 14.