Floord: When I lived with my wife, I realized that after the wedding, the period goes 4 times longer than before))

09.03.10 by Alexis
For some reason I introduced you in a coat, with wet hair and sleepy eyes. I liked that)
09.03.10 by Katya
In a silk short...
09.03.10 by Alexis
Stop it! 😉
09.03.10 by Katya
With Chinese drawings.
09.03.10 by Katya
And he’s constantly trying to get rid of me...or somehow naked something)))
09.03.10 by Alexis
So I imagine myself next door: in a family shirt with a SpongeBob, a two-day scarf, and a hole socket that is disgustingly angry to shave my little kid))))))))))))
09.03.10 by Katyusha: Shake up!!!! to

Shamuel-27: That in your house live unusual people I understood in the summer when I saw under the inscription "You love me?" answer: "I love compot and grandmother".

In life everything is balanced: then it becomes less good, then it is more silly.

to this:

God, make me a student again.
I will learn, not roll and play cards.

Please bring me back to the garden.
I promise to listen to Mom and Dad.
Honestly

With respect, Dima 35 years...
_____________________________________
Anatoly, I should have thought sooner. In other words, go to work...

On the Tracker:

111: The movie of Kakashi. No one looking.
222: he is lying)) roll out everything))
111: I’m talking total nonsense!
222: Well, I have confessed myself))

thy(20:29):
I am busy on the weekend.
Wishes(20:29):
What is?
thx(20:30)
I have a litre of rom in the kitchen.

Small:) (18:34:34 9/03/2010)
Do you know what my body wants?

Murrysin (18:35:03 9/03/2010)
By the mouth?

Good thing about the internet! My father, for example, learned today that Kurt Cobain was dead.

Q: How did I understand that I wanted to be with two guys at once?
No to NO!!!You what?
I just wanted to be with you and with him.

Review: Eat You
Karamel 4: I want to live
Tested by: HM So what to do with you?
I need to feed and drink pepsi.
karamel4: this is a demo version, the rest of the features will be available only in the licensed version of the program.
I’m going to have to pay for it again????? to
Yes, after the wedding you will pay me for everything.
karamel4: also, the license features are available: socks scattered throughout the apartment; eternally occupied bathroom; evil husband.
Tracking: Why should I pay for such malicious programs???? to
Karamel4: Well, if you want, we will have purely platonic relationships for the rest of our lives.
Inspection of the officer.
Test: Then I will eat you.

xxx: I have all the discs with porn drive scratches, and the movies, games and everything else is not...there’s scratch!! to

YYY: It looks like a porn laser stands up.

Bolt: My wife asked me to repair my shoes. Well, I am so on the street with a package, I am met by a girl, smiling so, infected, - well, I think, why would I not smile.
Jules: So what?
Bolt: So while I was smiling at this infection, some gopan pulled the bag out of me and turned it up. Well, I’m clear, I taste good like that. The girl asked something. I sent her as a goat of forgiveness and went on.
Jules: Is that all?? to
Bolt: Yes if B! A few meters later, I was touched by the shoulder. I turn around, and there is that bastard! I stretch the package - and the rye is just like not in myself.
Yulin: And what then?
Bolt: Fuck, so there were three women’s shoes of different colors in the package, a baby ced and one valley!!! to

The use of Linux is piracy.
The International Intellectual Property Alliance (IIPA) is concerned about the trend of switching to open-source software, which recently tends to be adhered to in third-world governments. The IIPA believes this is detrimental to competition and damages companies that make money from creating and selling copyright-protected software.
xxx: Thieves are concerned about the tendency to buy medicines. They believe that human life is harming the business of ritual services salons and cemeteries.
by Habr

X: I have prepared the arm, it’s offgenetic!
Y: Who is it?
X: Japanese dish
X: A bunch of everything
Macarons by float.
and :D
X: It’s swimming in a bouillon
Y: Failed pasta on a fleet?
There are no more macarons! This is an egg!
Is it rollton? O_O

PhD: PPC, his wife gave a chocolate heart on March 8th with a surprise inside, a model helicopter was a surprise

xxx: I used to sit and play on the path of history, and a woman was walking around and demanding that I hit the walls of nails and hang the shelves at home; I registered her account on 3rd World. Now we play together, peace and tranquility reigned in the house. Thanks Admin for that.
Z is.Yes, now we have a mess and nothing to eat.

Cendamel
I don’t know how you break between communication and work.

Terra Incognita
My brain is capable of processing completely different information at the same time.

Cendamel
How much operating memory do you have, dear?

Terra Incognita
Giga 2 will be... 2 nuclei

Terra Incognita
Right and Left)

Terra Incognita
I saw, though, not very much, but the sound is excellent and unlimited for data transmission.. and also the grid is customized A design of the body you saw, small, as the motherhouse of the mini ATEX.

Terra Incognita
The operating system "super girl" A convenient interface, simple setting and execution of tasks, without unnecessary notifications and questions, unlike the operating system "blond" )))))))

Terra Incognita
There are also several usable connectors for different purposes.)))

Prayer is an attempt to establish feedback with the developer.

Four friends, tired of the urban jungle, decided to wander around the countryside in an old jeep. They drove, drove, enjoying the charming landscapes, but did not count on fuel. There was a solarium near the river. Behind the river is a village. What to do? must go. There are no bridges in the area. Therefore, two remain in the car, and two, grabbing the canister, dressed and holding their clothes over their heads, go into the water. The river is not wide, but dirty, but deep and fast.
They took them by the stream immediately, sailed out on that shore with hard work, the clothes, of course, were all soaked. There was nowhere to go, the pieces were squeezed and dragged toward the village.
At this time, the remaining friends met the local power car and learned from the driver that there was a bridge 5 kilometers away. Giving him a little sunshine, they pretended that they would have enough to get to the same place on the opposite shore. And there to meet their comrades, so as not to force them to swim again. With these plans, they went on their way. But they were confused on the road.
After a while, the men sent for fuel returned. Keep everything in the bushes, so they did not pay attention to the absence of the car.
They went into the river right in clothes, already knowing that shooting is useless.
Forced the barrier under the motherhood, as is known, adding strength, went on land, pressed off clothes, dressed.
And here, they stand wet, tired, dirty like pigs and angry like dogs, but confident that everything is behind. And then you notice a jeep coming with friends, naturally, on the opposite shore and again with empty tanks.
Swimming for the third time.