Give up the puzzle!
Boy, what a culture! It is necessary to say not "pizdolis", but "the fox", well, or in the extreme case "the female fox".

You are pessimists.

You are funny, if Russia doesn’t get out of that group. Do you think she happened to be in the easiest group? Whoever has to take it, not for not leaving.

I believe in our collection. If they try hard, they will not be able to get out of such a group.

>> The Skies settlements appeared there before the Greeks.

Representatives of the united colonies of the Sussi would like to talk to historians.

The Directorate of Rainworms submits a protest note, seeking the support of a dominion of dwarfs.

<monoro> The first man who walked in the nature of the coast was Columbus.

Dacotuglystogone

I remember there were times when Ambassador Kosch agreed to take the pill of peace. He was still small and weak. Then he could still be deceived by putting the medicine in the cheese – he loved the cheese.
But one day he thought, and what, in fact, the devil he is helping people to cure themselves, and decided: no mas.
In the next scheduled reception, he tried to wash in the form of a pill. After half an hour of desperate confrontation, he, twisted with a blanket, so that one head twisted, kneeling to the couch, still refused to open his mouth except to bite. With devil's luck, I managed to throw a half-digested pill into his mouth and squeeze his mouth, and the scene from The Ghostbite went on, where Haku is fed a healing cake, only with a lot of guru.
The beast finally accepted. I release the Ambassador, mindless and offended, and it is clear to him that we are now in a quarrel, and he will remind me of it. It hurts me to realize this, but it’s how friends do when they don’t want their friends to have worms. I deal with my wounds. The ambassador runs away to a safe distance, I begin to fold the blanket, and... What falls on the couch? Half digested tablet.

In this weather, a good owner will not drive the car out of the garage.

The Black Friday. Not only did the spam crash, but the goods I monitored also cost a thousand. As it turned out, this is all thanks to the "discount of 36%".

The main thing that teaches constant work with people is the ability in one and a half seconds, needed to press the call button on the phone, to move from "Bl@j, what x@i this dolbo@fm from me again need, has been explained to them a hundred times!" to "Hello, Lyudmila Prokopievna, I listen carefully to you".

> Taq wot, my colleagues checked this with me. It would be nothing, but we were in the chemical lab.

done correctly. TB should prioritize other reflexes in the subcortical.
Otherwise, you will turn out the blueberry if your nose is scratched.

zzz: Generally speaking, I’m implementing the strategy of "we lose weight with deceived marketers".
XXX - How is it?
Zzzz: It is very simple. I ate and ate a pack of peelings for lunch. Just before it was half a kilo, and now it is only 400 grams.

I am in line in the store. In front of me, a young man wants to buy cigarettes. Asks the cashier to get the required package, then the dialogue:

Have a passport with you?

No, I have forgotten. I look young, I am 23.

I cannot sell.

What if I call a friend?

What will he do to me?

Everyone laughed, including the buyer himself.

Radchand: When I was 4 years old, my parents started teaching me TB. They told me not to put any nails and metal objects in the socket, otherwise there will be a short switch.

What is a short circuit, I asked.

“Well, there will be scars,” the parents replied.

by Daaa? ? to ! to I said.

When no one was home...

Indeed, Bach is the spark!

From the Spanish website "Life is shit":
I study as a translator in France. My only tail right now is Spanish.

The only way I know how to make money is begging. How do you imagine it: "Dear, I came from work! Today I’ve been asking for 3 thousand rubles!" – Oh, you’re my smart girl!" – So what will my family life look like?! to

Up the nose! You can always find a girl in a good Romanian family. Bedouins are not bad either.

to this.
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Oh yeah shy.

If it was quite historically-initially, then Crimea in general to the Greeks to return was necessary - the first settlements there were theirs)))

The settlements appeared there before the Greeks.
> and >

Representatives of the united colonies of the Susly would like to talk to historians.

A wonderful flight of thought!

The skins from them are stripped alive when the animal is still conscious, use gas chambers, electric current, and then throw out the corpses to rot in the terrain. Some animals are killed in the wild by traps, including rare and red-booked animals. Chinese fur products are generally made from dogs and cats.

A gas chamber or a gas chamber? It’s like a cross and cowards, honest word. By the way, when trying to scratch the skin from an animal alive, it will easily drop the skin from its catcher to the elbow. You just try to give the cat an anthelmintic if he is against. Blackburn is not a cat.
And "in the area"nothing is rotten - it is simply unprofitable and also dangerous in terms of the epidemic situation.
And the phrase about “dogs and cats at all” is just a cherry blade on the cake. Are they more animal than others? Or are they not warm? Or...? I just get lost in guessing what this should open the eyes "in general".

X: I don’t understand... those people who roar about a aunt who wants to condemn the tale of a sleeping beauty for the propaganda of rape... they don’t know the normal old version of the fairy tale??? She actually woke up not from a kiss, but from the fact that she gave birth, and the children began to suck their breasts. In short, some guy was driving, saw whether the body or half the body of a beautiful girl, fucked and went on.
Y: This is no longer the propaganda of rape, but the propaganda of necrophilia.
Z: Per he struck her stick and made sure she was alive.
A: That’s what I said above that’s exactly what he did!

to this:
Who asked about stories?
A resident of the UK discovered in the fairy tale “Sleeping Beauty” propaganda of rape and demanded to remove this work from the school program for the junior classes. The woman was outraged by a scene in which the prince kisses a sleeping princess in her lips without asking her consent.

Here, this resident will be surprised when she reads the original fairy tales of the brothers Grimm, there in a sleeping beauty, the prince not only kissed the sleeping woman, but actually smelled, and after 9 months the boy saved his mother by drying a piece of needle from his finger.

They patented a laptop that adjusts the opening angle depending on the location of the user.

Yes, it is easier to invent a laptop with a motorcycle than a normal screen, which displays the image equally from any angle.

From Gipsylilya:

I bought the pillow I needed in Peter. How to transport? I go through the court, I can take a small hard bag and a small backpack. The pillow is light, but it does not fit in size.
“Mom,” said Zlata with a special engineer’s voice. Most of the volume of the pillow is air. Put it in a bag and squeeze until you get too much. Then you carefully squeeze, fix with a scotch, and take whatever you want.
They did so.
But fucking.
She called me a humanitarian. And it seems in a bad sense.