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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146064
 01.11.2017
xxx: By the way, yes, they are so playful that the dream phrase of the girl programmer "I am waiting for a snowflake alone?" the first question was "What is it and when it comes out";

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146063
 01.11.2017
> about my luck:
My comic ship will not be able to fly because it will fall into space style

Your misfortune has already said everything about your luck.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146062
 01.11.2017
I burn out of shame and shame, but I will ask, because others don’t know. Was the old Russian post-reconstruction? And in general, for some reason I remember that the "Kyiv science film" filmed a cartoon about a man and a woman on the island. A lot of freelance content, conditionally erotic, so to speak, active and, most importantly, happy sexual life. No cravings and no cries, only breasts. A lot of surreal-comic situations and drawings there, such as three palms, a man with a twist wraps his device, offers a woman a banana (which must be eaten and cleaned out of the skin), she has the pleasure of breast torch immediately and with a loud voice. Then she hides behind the palm, while herself is clearly wider, but hides behind the trunk entirely. Here is all that else. And then the action goes to the usual winter city, where everything grey, unhappy and without a fire, even the missionary act there is shown as just a hydraulic machine works. Mechanically and without feeling. But at the very end of one of the apartments your lovers are sitting almost the same as they were in the first half of the island, and from the kissing woman pulls like a toy with a characteristic glowing sound. In the name there were some numbers, something like 8.5, or something like that.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №146061
 01.11.2017
Great in the bus.
Will she suddenly betray? I am leaving for a year!
- Fuck, Sash, she's lazy to raise her ass from her chair and get away from the game to eat for herself to cook. She is ready to come up with such a sophisticated pattern that everyone cries out of pity, only to not go anywhere until she wants to. Do you think she will have power on the left man? Go to your army quietly, you will come - it will be exactly in the same place as a year ago.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146060
 01.11.2017
Drb
As long as there was a mortgage, the bank was constantly called once a month, or even more often - you have a gold credit card for a billion rupees.
As long as the debt has been paid out early, there are no calls. at all. Almost a year.
I feel incomplete.
xxxx
You are such. by JOLB!
This is how you were labeled in the bank. He paid out.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146059
 01.11.2017

Such a moment emerged. Will a self-respecting girl meet with such an infantile, who is formally an adult, and still plays childhood in the ass?

I understood! These are bots to fill the resource! Who else can foolishly say the same thing for months without changing the text?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146058
 01.11.2017
> And then there were a lot of tastes in the country. Yes, now I love to eat, weigh the center and don’t bother about it :-)

If such a tendency is to fast carbohydrates, the pancreatic monitor, it can prepare some kind of big western (especially if the girl is stuck with the USSR, the age is now steep in this regard). Well, and a little to move at 80+ can’t just be worse. Weight and sedation are not dangerous separately, the main thing is that they are not found in the same body.
And talking about the figure is actually superfluous. A woman may not be too bitter or full, she may be too sick, and the rest is a matter of taste. Some and one and a half centers maintain health until deep old age, saw such. Some can over-eat the elephant and do not crack, and even not very heavily fixed, so, the usual seductive tumor. In short, if you avoid certain underwater stones, the value of leanness is greatly exaggerated.
Have a good appetite :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146057
 01.11.2017
XXX: On this Halloween got a turmeric from some splashes

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146056
 01.11.2017
Read the news: "Kevin Spacey will live as a gay". Thus e. There will be no turns on and the walls will be drilled early in the morning :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146055
 01.11.2017
> who in 2017 will come to the mind to try as a password the serial wheel of ninety wool year

All this has long been in the dictionaries of passwords along with the anatomically determined “random” asfjldkjasf and ladsfjpewriffcds, as well as the “tricky” zyfcfvjvltktlehfr. Something directly, something generational patterns. Well, and the shredder carries them from all the doors until it picks up. Don’t be afraid of brute force, but of an optimized brute force that understands your pale intracranial and finger joint correlations. He will pick up and lasdfkasdf, and zevfvslehfxjr, he has not correct horse battery staple yet to the teeth, because the words are many, they are random and do not form a phrase. But they were not invented by a man, but by a randomizer, and the man had already invented a meaning to remember. There are no blank correlations.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146054
 01.11.2017
For the first time I met this idea in the book of Bernard Weber, The Empire of Angels. Among other stories there was the story of a girl who found her love, lived an incredibly happy life, and then died and appeared at the “terrible” court. So, nobody put her the highest assessment for her lived life, although, it would seem, everything in her went so wonderfully. But no, the judges explained, falling in love and surrendering to the will of happiness, this woman did not develop in herself any of the pledged talents, and in fact her life, her coming to the earth, spent in vain, did not perform anything of the assigned.

Then in the collection of aforisms I saw the phrase of Faina Ranevskaya. The family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, it is worth thinking about what is more important to you: everything or the family.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146053
 01.11.2017
And it was worth this whole study in the ass of life, when the brightest impressions and everything in general, and she only had a butt attached to the school/student chair from her memories, released from the tension of her eyes and a notebook with the housewife?

Hey guys, it’s really interesting to study. The more difficult, the more interesting. There would be a chance to work less - I would be continuously studying, and how. These are much brighter impressions than drunkenness - walks - on the beach. You also say that the dissertation is boring to write.
Only, of course, the husband has to pick up under the status. From your department, for example :) Well, or with the neighbor, as I did ♡

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146052
 01.11.2017
Do not put the cross on humanity.

In fact, the second coming was already, but now the world is arranged so that Christ was immediately put on a humiliating shirt and sent in foolishness.

It was better than what I did with him for the first time. We grow.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146051
 01.11.2017
Politics is to call enemies “our partners” until you get a strawbar.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146050
 01.11.2017
On Saturday morning, I sit with my wife at the house and have breakfast. Here, from the street, a car hangover and a scream of the type of "Homeowners, open." I put on a jacket, I go out, I see a "four" standing in front of the gate with a trailer, from which several healthy men load something large and heavy, I approach closer.
Good morning, what happened?
and good. Master, do not pull, let the door open, we will work.
I did not call anyone.
How did I not call? Here we have an application for today in the morning to clean the well in the SNT "Lyubanovo".
I have a “Lobano”.
What is the difference?
At about 60 km...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146049
 01.11.2017
Stop working! It offends the feelings of the lazy.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146048
 01.11.2017
Just talking to a client.
You understand, our artists and designers, when creating this painting, sought inspiration in German wallpapers. At the same time, our texture is better painted and they look more natural and natural.
Interrupts: "How beautifully you said that our painted the German painting!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146047
 01.11.2017
Why can't I, a healthy, young man, afford to pump the rights?? to

Do what you want, just read the PDF from time to time. And so on the roads are full of pedals, and even gays climb there...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №146046
 01.11.2017
xxx: what is the ratio of Napoleons, Hitler, Christians, etc. among mentally unhealthy people.
yyy: Historical personalities in the past. Now the fables of the delusion of greatness usually become the architects of the matrix, the terminators of the universe, the planetary mind and entities of the type, although the religious themes (God, Savior, Mother of God, etc.) are also widely represented. Your clinical psychologist.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №146045
 01.11.2017
#this hundred
Educate me, plz

Azerbaijani schoolchildren are very embarrassed when they go through the work of the German poet Goethe...

The worst bearded beard, at all. But here is the question: do the works of Goethe really take place in Azerbaijani schools? Is anyone from there?
............
At the time of my studies (I graduated in 2007) there were mostly Azerbaijani and Russian classics.
But after the beach volleyball tournament in the framework of the 2015 Euro Games, the participants were very surprised that in our country so often talk about Goethe and Bach (goethe Bach - look at this ass)

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