I sit in the yard at the entrance. A man goes, approaches the car, pins on the wheel. The signal works. He is standing, looking up. Half a minute later, the owner of the car cries out from the window - "Serega! Go out! Come and drink a beer!" Russia is dancing

Just came a person from the SES to us in the testing department, asking:
"The mouse doesn’t bother"
He said to him:
"No, it works well"
Silently, he put the poison in the corners and left.

We live in communion with friends. I go into the room and he cries:
I made pasta with meat inside, will you eat it?
I will be Cannes! In the fleet?
He turns around, looking philosophically at the smoked kitchen and what he called pasta, and says:
By the boy!

Paul: wrote in Google "by fancy boat"
Paul: the second reference issued "How to correctly beat the hair - Forum of the Literary Club"
Paul: My perceptions of the world changed, I turned off the computer, I went to bed.

Yesterday I drank whiskey with friends (one of them was a colleague at work)
They broke up quite early, but the ball colleague was already on the autopilot. all
They split up in the subway.
Today he writes from the ass of the house (to work was unable to go out):
I probably had an adventure yesterday.
In the morning I found in my pocket a sergeant’s package... Passport, money and money.
The phone is in place... but the jaw slightly hurts, but I slept on it.

Today at eight o’clock I am sitting at a client in Gorohova, with a laptop. I try to fix the work of the radio point... In the room to the computer operator (in which the equipment is installed) someone enters and greets her. I’m with my phone in my hands, I’m sitting at the entrance with my back, all so important and busy... And then they say to me from behind: “You can leave us alone for a while.” I am so upset and upset turning back... And there are two collectors with machines... I couldn’t refuse them...)))

A friend wanted to jump with a parachute and called me with him. I told him to find out the price. He comes in the evening and says:
I found out, with a parachute 150 hryvnia, without a parachute 80.

Blblbl Blbl:
I was at a Jewish wedding. Everyone speaks Hebrew. I am not in the subject. I found a Russian-speaking man and started a conversation.
About language, about music, about cinema.
So he told me that the whole of Israel is in Russian. Everyone knows the Russian mat.
I ask you a reasonable question: "Do you miss yours?and"
He: "Just in your language it sounds pretty" =)

You are a mysterious woman... You have wiped everything around!

My mom, when she passes by my room, always looks at the monitor. and seeing there a dotha, or another pachabshina, begins to argue that I am lazy, that I do not need anything, that it is for this that I was removed from the institute... and only when he sees the page with BOR says: "Molodec! Do you teach?and "

zloy: and if you install an expix in the virtual box, put another virtual box in it and put Linux in it - will it work?
The Catch, are you?! to

From the hub, in the topic dedicated to Linux Ubuntu. Video attached to the news:
The girl looks like a penguin :) (+2)
Don’t worry, the girl is cute! and (+1)
The pinguins are cute too :)

Usually his father is driving home, but then he got sick, he had to be replaced. I sit behind the steering wheel and start looking for the pedals and out loud "Bla, where is the gas?". The passengers behind were nervous.

xxx> I don't know what to do now
yyy> well what - kill, rob, fucking goose
zzz> ha
xxx> and
zzz> your mother!!! and ah! I wanted to say AHA!!!! to

by Meriton

We are looking in Google sites dedicated to charity and help sick people. We hit the "Save a Man" site, the first thing it releases is "Kill an American, Save a Man!".

I work as a night guard on the object.
Thursday, the working day is over, I'm doing a tour. In one of the corpses, men sit, workers, drink. They are already quite drunk.

Men, why are you sitting here today?
It is Friday, we note.
Today is only Thursday!
Tomorrow I’ll still drink.

Title of News:
"In Latvia — the deficit of men"
The commentary:
"One more year
There will be no men.
Eggs in the museum.
Hundreds of women will come.
To see them.
And a little bit for the end"

And my grandfather doesn’t buy me ice cream so I don’t get a cold.
What a caring old man.

by Gus

I know what Twitter is. This is when you want to write a SMS, but no one.

A convincing proof that I love guests is that if you want me to knock on the door, you need to connect two wires.