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[ + 33 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25788
 10.02.2010
The best way to calm the nerves after a scandal is to stream the kitchen knives.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №25787
 10.02.2010
A bold decision
The truck in front of me was owned by a glass workshop, which, without a doubt, had a great future. On board was carefully dispatched:
Free rides for all children up to 12 years old.
by Paul Morse. United States

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №25786
 10.02.2010
The criminal!
A prostitute!
This is the end of the election debate of presidential candidates.
of Ukraine.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25785
 10.02.2010
I have diabetes, flatulence, impotence and hemorrhoids, but I’m not upset, I’m only 18 years old.

[ + 62 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25784
 10.02.2010
News

19:47 Russian scientists are developing a engine based on new physical principles of gaining traction associated with gravity. The engine was named in honor of the work of Danelia - "Gravitsapa".

20:23 During today's stock exchanges, the shares of the Cherepovetska gypsum factory increased by 7%.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25783
 10.02.2010
My girlfriend, from the institute is practicing in school,yeyeyee always dreamed of fucking a puppet=)))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25782
 10.02.2010
z0lus: I stole a pen at the store for 50 rubles, and it turned out to be a non-working model.
Geny: your dad stole the handdoon in the store for 50 rubles, and he turned out to be a non-working model...

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №25781
 10.02.2010
We called my daughter Vasilina. Not Basil, but Basil. But we are afraid that it will be called Vasie anyway. The name is the most beautiful.
and psychic. Watson will not call her. and Vaseline.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25780
 10.02.2010
Next to this:

Or maybe... the administrators of this resource with their "funny/not funny" wanted to say what to stop throwing UG here?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You laughed from the heart, voted for you!

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25779
 10.02.2010
From a conversation between two women with a high IQ:

Before I was excited by beautiful eyes and strong hands, now I am excited by the brain and most often my own.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №25778
 10.02.2010
Wicked (09:26:14 9/02/2010)
How do you feel about me inviting you to a date? 😉

Neffi (09:26:28 9/02/2010)
You have Nadia.)

Stirling (09:26:51 9/02/2010)
Something is always wrong with you!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №25777
 10.02.2010
Recently, our views with the C++ compiler have become very different.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №25776
 10.02.2010
xx (23:08:54 8/02/2010)
I have a dish! 😉

xy (23:09:05 8/02/2010)
Which? )

xx (23:10:03 8/02/2010)
Pasta with pasta under aromatic butterfly sauce!

xy (23:10:59 8/02/2010)
It is a dish.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №25775
 10.02.2010
Some time ago, scientists wanted to conduct a study that needed a group of men who sometimes watched porn and a control group – who didn’t watch porn at all. No one was found for the second group. None of one.

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25774
 10.02.2010
We need to invent a kitesurf.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Wow, it’s really good!'mm As an orbiter-pellmen'
A mix can be made with sausages*ROFL*
The accuracy!
The Orbit of Pelmesis
Sounds like :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25773
 09.02.2010
Correspondence to ICQ
XXX is fucking! My wife washed all the dishes!Now heaven, his lover is fucking... the truth of the girl is a scapegoat, a scapegoat? someone is sitting at home, he is from below and she is in the ash.
Leha: Well first I asked the carpet to wash...thefu...that is, yes-yes, here are the stings, I plague!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №25772
 09.02.2010
Plato: Mary, I’m going to Peter. Bring something to you? Kuru, shaverma or поребрик?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25771
 09.02.2010
Have you read Strugacki?
and & & & & : A.
• All of them?
&&&:Aga. and Boris and Arcadia

[ + 48 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25770
 09.02.2010
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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №25769
 09.02.2010
From comments to photos, how votes Tymoshenko, Yanukovych and Yushchenko.

08.02.2010 13:49 patriot
I believe that Yushchenko worries most about the fate of Ukraine.Timoshenko and Yanukovych think very differently.

08.02.2010 17:35 Ara Jian
Victor Andreevich, please leave the site!

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