Altai Territory, bank robbery

At first, the attacker tried to get money from the ATM with the help of a sheet of paper, but he did not get anything. Then he took a knife and tried to disassemble the front panel of the device, but could not. After that, the man went home for a tail and broke the bankomat panel. But there was no money inside.

<segan> yeah, you’ve gotten a spoon on the channel! I have now entered the word "nyanya" for half a minute!! to

Googles make love, not warcraft.

UUU: I understood the real predestination of cockroaches in human heads!
Q: Do you take it?
The turtles in the head are needed to move the brains!

<+x0x0x> I’m going to Vantage Passage
<+x0x0x> and soap
<@amore_perras> "bess of soap" is cool. There are also the "washers of shrimp" and the "washers of Satan";

Only the Latvian students of the medical university can make dragons, cats and super transformers in the anatomy of real bones given to them...

xxx: recently filled out a job admission questionnaire, next to the same was a guy of 19 years old. so he wrote in the column "family status": "in active search"))) restraining laughter he promised to call again)))

xxx: I realized that it was time to go on vacation urgently... no, the working days were of course always not sugar... but when today after work finally got under a hot shower, she pleased to wash her head and only then realized that she forgot to dress up...

Teacher (man of age) in a couple:
- Girls whisper you need each in the mouth of the snickers so that you finally silence!
(The audience is crying)

at the next seminar:
(The same situation with the girl)
Lozinsky: "Girls, you are talking again! You have to be punished!"
One of the students: "The snickers in their mouth!"
Lozinsky: "Now snickers are not snickers, but in the mouth of something to arrange!"

Dialogue in the store of various drinks:
I: Give me half a liter of unfiltered light. Do you have a half-litre bottle?
The girl is a salesman (DP): Ah, there is. Bring a bottle from the toilet!
Petya (also behind the stand): What?! to
I : What?!! to
DP: Well, Petya, a bottle is in the toilet behind the toilet!
Pete is???! to
Do you have another bottle? I mean 😉 😉 😉 😉
The girl-seller (slowly realizes what she said, begins to chick): Let me mow the foam, I haven’t mowed today...
Petya goes to the toilet.
The curtain.

Everything is rock.
No, it’s never rock! From rock must arise the desire to take and play.
[xxx] and from the wounds arises the desire to take and blame
[Zzzz] the runners are gray!

Something often in the department of history I hear the phrase "every ruler 'crates history for himself". I wait for the Tolkienists to come to power.

My eight-year-old son got a pair at school. comes, I said to him: "I was called by your curator, why did you get a pair?and "
Son to me: "Listen, let go without this, not before you now".
He goes into his room, and my gift of speech is gone.
Water 100 pudofs, learned from his wife

In the work...
I took the name Seven. They decided that there should be at least two more: Kapko and Barsetko.

If you could not live this way before, then now there is no life at all.

Salon of household electronics. Along the wall of the TV showcase, dozens of zombies show a set of ads that are repeated every 5 minutes. When did the employees of the store still not lose their mind? But I am not about that. So, there are two grandmothers-olds probably under 80 years old, but quite vivid. To them immediately flies one of the nasoley managers, such as "Hello, what do you want to buy?"
Oh my son, the TV.
Please come, look and ask. Here is us
the new model series, bla, bla, bla...
- Yes, I would, to show it cheaper, black and white any.
You know, we don’t have black-and-white ones, they haven’t been there for a long time.
There are cheap colours.
(Here the second grandmother enters the dialogue, the intonation of aggression in the voice)
How is it not produced? We are already in the third store and do not produce!
We don’t need your color, it’s crazy in its eyes and it’s expensive! Here is
Maria Ivanovna has been working black and white for 30 years, and now repair it
They do not want. An elderly person cannot watch TV.
We will send your complaint to your shop. and etc...

While the poor manager listened to all this and spotted something unclear, one of his colleagues took the controls and removed the saturation to zero on a couple of cheap ones.
"Tubular" Samsung, lost in the window between LCDs and plasma panels. On the backdrop of the same advertising picture, the "black and white" sharply stand out from their "color" brothers.
Don’t argue, maybe that will happen.
Boy, look at me! Go there! This good man helped, and this “not”
They produce, they don’t produce...” Behold, it’s immediately visible, in the eyes it doesn’t shake, and
There are 4 thousand, not that they are 15-20 for millionaires. Let us take,
But the people will know, will fly, will buy such a rarity.
In general, we chose one that cost 50 rubles cheaper and went to the design. What happened when the grandmothers read the instructions is unknown. And maybe no one has read the instructions, the courier of the delivery service connected everything himself, set up and grandmother Masha will live long and happy with her new black and white TV.

Youth is when the eyes are frightened and the member stands.

Luzhkov in his program "Face to the City" called homosexuals homics. The organizer of the Moscow Gay Pride insulted and filed a lawsuit. The world’s most humane court ruled that the word was not offensive and even two appeals confirmed the decision. After that, the gay decided to go out on the mayor's birthday with insulting posters "Luzhkov - homic".

The Evil Four:

I went to the cinema and the picture disappeared.
accurately during the flight of the tail 5 seconds passed, 10... comment from the first rows: "have you actually hit?and "
You won’t think of such a moment.

xxxh: on Sunday I did on-line sex. well, how did I do - the guy did, and when I noticed it was too late))))