I recently saw a picture on the bus:
I entered the bus characteristic of such a foolish and unnoticeable grandmother. They sat at a distance of two seats from each other and the bus touched. The guy immediately picked up a banana, from where he heard a characteristic metal a couple of meters around him. The people were unhappy with him, but remained silent. My grandmother’s phone ringed. She raised him, listened and started. Orthodoxy! Loudly and loudly shook the bus with his screams. It lasted five minutes. Then he got up from his place, approached his grandmother and said:
– Grandma, not or... I don’t hear music!

X'andR: and php already brings money)
Matrix_RELISE : Yes Coolly
Matrix_RELISE: And what did he do?
X'andR: found in the self-taught ass :D

You will be a great daddy.
...
But first you have to get into a good mom ;)

xxx: Lada Kalina and Lada Priora, equipped with GLONASS receivers, are presented at the Moscow Auto Show
YYY: On the figa of Kaline and Priore GLONASS, if they still don’t get anywhere out of the track?

Kay: felt nonsense when he heard from a five-year-old boy '' The hunger is not a aunt-in the forest will not escape!''

She says: Good morning dear! How are you?
I am good! at work!
She: What are you doing?
I think of you and I divide the meat!

I understand everything..but when after a day of love with the 2003 exchange, spit and decided to put the 7th, this pet wrote "error! 1:0" - I barely broke the monitor! This shit account, you see it!

G. Orlov (football commentator): “This is our democracy, we say what we want, and the government does what it wants.”

culinary forum, topic - cooking corn
I have cooked corn for 7 o'clock, and it's still like wood.
Per you were sold?

Two Blondes in the Metro: Prospect of the World. The next station of Riga"
We go out next.
And they go out.

I want to sleep
Oh well, then a quiet night.
WOW: What about you?
Oh, and I have a quiet night.

Advertisers are burning. Advertising "Computer assistance" on the hostel of the Nizhny Novgorod Institute of Information Technologies.

XsmartS: Before the salary, the boss calls, and asks to go to the staff department, to sign up for the bills... I go, two cute girls sit. A translator and translator. I greeted them in the park and gave them this phrase: "Let’s register and I’ll go". I see both of them, and the translator says: "Well, you will first decide..." and the libu presses))I did not go into the essence of the said continued: "Of course, I will determine where I am here, and there you can feel something pleasant inside.". Both fell under the table in hysteria))I was crying while I was walking around the office))

x(00:13:46 29/08/2010)
So I try to know you better.

y (00:13:59 29/08/2010)
And suddenly I will disappoint you...

y (00:16:17 29/08/2010)
I am rude, evil, high.

x (00:16:35 29/08/2010)
I’m a selfish man and I’m scattered.

x(00:16:52 29/08/2010)
We are the perfect couple.
) ) )

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What kind of girls do you like?
They are non-smokers
The non-drinkers
Is that all the requirements? and :)
Well, the appearance is also important!
He: I think the girl should be gentle, kind. Not to be!
She is *ROFL*
He: And she also has to divorce!
He: There must be something in it...

Sericoff: Imagine, sitting such a little boy of five years at the television, watching the video of Makarevich on some music channel.

sericoff: and says: -"Something this man from the SMAK late into the broadcast went!"

My childhood ended when I learned that ninja turtles fought a paper destroyer all their lives.

One day we sit with friends in the universe (in Malaysia), and our friend (the most humble creature) passes by with a new haircut on the head: is it an Iroquois, is it a new type of oak.
Have you cut your hair?
and yes!! to
Why exactly so?
There is no need to fall asleep when you are shaved by a Malay pedic.

= the dinar
Kazakhstan

by adikob :
Female friendship, yopt
by adikob :
The youngest sister (4 years old) walks around the room with a toy phone and talks to someone and shares her experiences with him, etc.
by adikob :
after she"hangs the phone", I begin, together with my second sister (9 years old), to ask
They found that the children had mutual feelings.
by adikob :
The second sister asks for a tube, said to talk to Andrew
by adikob :
“Hello, and you know that Dean loves you? not knowing? Here is this. Are you her? Do you hate it???? to
Danny, he hates you!!! to
by adikob :
Exemplary sisters