I went out to the store, and the smog hangs so that the neighbor's house is not visible, well, I put on a mask. Three men come to me, and one says:
P: Girl, and you really help, she shows the mask.
I : Yes...
P: It’s not just that you look like Sabrina in her.
I : yes? That is wonderful!!joyfully
He looked at me as if I had killed all his faith in normal girls.

The xxx:
Does she have a 1C breakdown?

YYYY :
It’s a coincidence 😉

XXX: The fuck me up
xxx: I sit in the ass... writing... I think I knock on the keys loudly. reduced the sound on the columns-did not help, turned them off-all the same loudly and with the words "so what is that???" the computer is broken.
xxx: the brother stealing from behind quietly roasted and already googled the location of the nearest bad house.

Dog is the best friend of man you’ve never heard of. and ;)
She: Hee, I love cats
She: And the dogs from the second Call of Duty I hate >_<!!! to

In the answers:
Recommend a good horror movie that would just be scary to watch =)

Russian TV News

What kind of mosquitoes? Has anyone seen you in the city this summer? Especially in the smoke.

A couple is always flying to me.

One and the same pair?

Well, if you believe in reincarnation... o_o

TorrentReactor, one of the five most popular torrent trackers on the Internet, surprised everyone by buying a small town (or rather a settlement) of Gary in the Tomsk region. It is that the city was bought for $148,000. Immediately after the purchase, the city was renamed TorrentReactor.

Are the clergy against it?

xxx: I wonder, will Vasa like my roles?
YYY: Why should he not like them?
XXX: They’ve been lying for just two hours.
YYY: And you don’t think that yesterday he ate a sausage, outdated for 10 years, and then a vanilla ice cream in a snack with adjika as if hinted...

by Hotdog.rzn

You can rest in the sweat of the face.

xxx: They say, there was a man in our city who understood the gospel until the end.
yyy: why "was"
Then he became a drug addict and died.

Everything is fun, all fun!! There is a lot of illiteracy here!!! I am a hero!!! Learn Russian at least a little!!!! to

I bought a navigator and read a map. Detailed maps of the capital of Belarus - Minsk, as well as Brest, and known to every Russians, the city of Bobruisk.

Pisklo (what sound - so I call it) in the homeophone:
Please tell me, what is this house?
and 27.
and thanks. Where is 45?
- Pass the three entrances to the left, turn your back to the door and straight 80 meters. The house is white, with a pink floor. Along the way you should catch a turnik, bended football gates and a dried bush of acacia. The turnik and the akacia should remain on the right, the gate on the left.
Thank you very much!

I looked out the window and there was an ambulance. Then it was discovered that they were coming for birth.

In Colombia, coca and gas plantations are burning. The wind blows on Rio de Janeiro.
Visibility of 20. People are not complaining. Mary can’t stop the carnival for two weeks. and :-)

It was literally recently, I served in the army. There is a divorce in the morning, as always army marasms, the reading of telegrams and orders. Whoever served, he knows. The last chariot, the headquarters reads: at the time such a soldier went on the field during the rain and a lightning hit it and killed to death.
Combat: So, from today on, I prohibit soldiers from walking alone. We only build, only accompanied by the elder!
We stand in line and start a little bit of ohue...even from what is said.

Yesterday I tried to explain to my grandmother that I was a programmer.
...??? to
In short, I’ve come up with the fact that I’m fixing TVs and diverting mice.

With the appearance of new packages of cigarettes, we and friends decided that who gets a package with impotence stops smoking.

She is such! She is such!
What kind of she is?
You’ll see her in her trousers!
Where, in front or behind?

PentagramPro: No, it’s not the same in Peter as in Moscow. Even more culturally. There is a subtle intellectual discomfort in smoking.

antongranik: smoke carefully wrapped the monuments, bridges and sidewalks and slowly descended on the bridges to the bridge.

<Murky> before sex three
<Murky> I miss two more