A conversation in the dining room of an economist at all not central university:

Good morning, a glass of fresh apple juice.
It’s called Fresh!! to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Crazy, Sergey Zverev would have cried with glut with mint if he had heard such a shit!

ggg: In accordance with the work plan in OPI CAGI, a plate with a rectangular hole was made
This is a fucking breakthrough!
Oh yeah yeah yeah!
This is what I call the visible results of work.

XXX is fucking
xxx: I read the correspondence with you and look for "A further"

Well what? Who was in the same car in the subway?

Yesterday, I was in an accident...
How about your Honda Accord?
XXX: Are you laughing? I have a Honda Accordion.

By the way, few people know how clever Yuri Mikhailovich is. I was recently told that he said about those who are delighted with his resignation: “Since my removal was sought primarily by gay people, then everyone who is especially delighted with it – you know who!”

mzadornov

XXX: Going to McDonald's
XXX – Crazy
YYY: * rofl *
YYY: Have the pimples been released?

90% of ladies are conquered by the hollow-eyed method. Here everything is very simple. She put her eyes on you and you on her. The main thing is not to confuse...

Our parents hung curtains of bamboo sticks in their room! I liked these curtains so much, and the true purpose I did not know them then As it turned out later, I liked to get up in the middle of the night and with the request of "Maaaam, I want to go to the toilet" to get into the parent's bed. and tk. I could not hang the bell on my neck, curtains were hanged in the doorway.)

The ancient Jewish wisdom that the author of the Talmud told me personally – “If Delphi and Pascal don’t go to Ubuntu, they go nahui.”

Ivanov: I advise on the first Russian 3D film Dark World after the first five minutes of the film to remove the glasses, so that they do not interfere with enjoying the film.
Only in the last 5 minutes of the movie will have to wear the glasses again, 3D will start again.

YYY: Interesting fact about October 2010. This month is unusual, with 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This month is considered monetary. Share this note to 8 good people and in 4 days you will get a lot of money. This is the teaching of Feng Shui.

XXX: Comment to your fan: 5 Friday, Saturday and Sunday in October meet every 7 years. Enough for that. October 1 falls on a Friday. Learn matchmaking and make money by labor, not by spam))))

xxx: By the way, listen, I bought MDMS here, here the code is somewhat and you need either red or yellow.
YYY: So what? Vote for the red. Although he is a goop, but yellow is generally a cloth and applause. Or do you think differently?
You know, I think this green deer should stop fucking them both brains! You noticed, by the way, this is how it appeared - in general, all the other colors from the package were removed. Only yellow and red remained, because no one else could be with this shirt. Let him find a wealthy purple man from Skitles and take a sling to him out of the pack! Because of these creatures...
YYYY: Guy...Emmm...It’s just a candy advertisement.

Admin: The new interface is so upset that I am now using it alone.
xxx: Yes, the latest changes are puzzled, admin respect
by admin: Ohhhhhhhh? A week of mat!

nv
Yesterday the child approaches me: a finish in my mouth, a finish in my hand and asks me: "Mom, you’re che, you’ve learned how to cook?" I’m still binge))

XXX: A metrobub is a single quantum object that can exist in a macro-world.
XXX: This is proved by its possession of the classical quantum discrete movement: it is at the same time both on its "trajectory" and on all the movements by which it can be bypassed to the left or right.

News from Yandex:
Medvedev may nominate new mayor of Moscow on Monday
Dmitry Medvedev will meet today with Arnold Schwarzenegger

Q: Have you added it?
WOW: No... =
HGH: Why is it?
His anti-spam bot claims that Earth is not our planet!

the dialogue on the homeophone >_<

Hi, this is the house, open the door.
No WOW
Oh shit...

Laughing (15:24:31 11/10/2010)
Our cat opened a cage with mice, ate them, drowned with a bone and died.
I no longer have any pets.

Olga (15:29:07 11/10/2010)
In your case, I will clarify. Is it a joke?