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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34018
 04.08.2010
I want everyone to live long and happy.
newtochka: and died in one day

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34017
 04.08.2010
Indiana Jones was played by Harrison Ford. Did he play Clint Eastwood?
Clint is an actor.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34016
 04.08.2010
Aaa: Yesterday I was called from XXXLine and offered to move to them from YYLine.
BBB: And I was with YYYlaine a few days ago too. It was suggested that they switched to the XXXLine.
AAA: Have they changed phone bases?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34015
 04.08.2010
by Azura:
The infographics burned:
- And now we write the full cycle (on the board writes "PC")
- Now we find zero (on the board says "Our zero)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34014
 04.08.2010
This autumn-winter on all the peatlands of Moscow, it will be necessary to plant winter hemp... In winter-spring it will grow... and in summer the peatlands will start to burn, and the capital will cover with fun smoke )))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34013
 04.08.2010
VBadNewsV (16:42:56 3/08/2010)
That I did for today...writer.
Wicked) (16:46:19 3/08/2010)
I have to fuck you back.)

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №34012
 04.08.2010
Unprecedented heat has hit the European part of Russia. The elderly remember that the last time this was yesterday.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34011
 04.08.2010
<xxx> if the degree of smoke in our city will continue to increase, then in a couple of days the smoke will become tangible, and another day to walk on the street will be difficult due to the resistance of the substance that will take the place of air (
<yyy> and air will be sold in bottles
<yyy> "give 5 liters "era"... yes, yes light, premium not needed"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34010
 04.08.2010
He was in the Sisadmin's office. I saw hanging on the wall: a printing of the keys from the screw and a black and white scheme of crimping the screw without signatures of flowers. Included in the UPS. I thought a lot...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34009
 04.08.2010
When I came from the sea in the morning, I wanted to eat, eat, sleep and drink at the same time.
Acya: And what did you do first?
Sit down at the computer.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34008
 04.08.2010
Cribiz: I argued with a friend that I would find him on the porn compass. For every MB I find, I get a liter of beer.
Cribiz: So I come to fuck him and find him!22GB!(Oo) temporary Internet files with "fun pictures and videos", as well as 3 movies in "hidden files".
Cribiz: The Greatest=)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34007
 04.08.2010
by you (23:07) :
Zadarova

friend of you (23:08) :
Fuck, how is it? How by myself? What is busy? What is new? As for health? How to study? How about the girl? How to walk? Are you walking? Why not walk? As a bubble? How is the weather there? Is it standing? Have you tried licking? Will you answer or will you keep silent? 😉

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34006
 04.08.2010
Losik: There is no shorter shore, immediately breaking. So that’s from this breakout in the water with a bomb jumped!!!! to

A bomb in the water? Did the explosive explode?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34005
 04.08.2010
xxx: I stitched out of the cooler of your car pulled out a normal such a piece of puff topolino. It doesn’t run like a Boeing. Just like an An-24.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34004
 04.08.2010
<DemoNisv> Stick to which applications come to work ))

"In the environmental department on the computer VIRUS(naked women) save us from them please!!We urgently need information from the PC!and "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34003
 04.08.2010
Short-term prevention

30.07.2010, 15:28

The attention! From 0:15 to 0:45 on July 31, a break of up to 5 minutes is possible due to the prevention of network equipment of the Data Center.
During this time you can just pour yourself tea or go for ice cream, use the break with benefit!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №34002
 04.08.2010
This operation from the very beginning makes every macho a great dancer!

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34001
 04.08.2010
They suddenly called and offered to go out for a weekend walk in nature. Right now, on Friday evening, gather the hats - a tent, a bedroom, a gas burner for all occasions, a meal - and leave late in the evening by electric train for a hundred kilometers or further. And then, walking to the neighboring branch of the rail, go back on Sunday evening. and what?
A normal weekend trip. Let the children not get bored in the city. The company is verified and we have been in contact for many years. I just asked the station where we went and the time.

They came out of the electric car already in the dark on the semi-station, the name of which he did not even know. You have to go a couple or three kilometers to the side, eat dinner, stay overnight, and there you will see. Sturman (one who planned the route this time) explained that there is a good forest mass a kilometre from here, to which you have to go through the village. They threw their bags on their backs and drowned.

entered the village. The village is long. Full of dogs. They lie.
Under the gate, because of the fence, separately - a group of escorts, whose composition is constantly changing. Women are nervous and afraid of their children.
The Mighty! Do something!
And then Sergey responded. Go ahead, I’ll get it done.
I slowed too. It became curious – how he neutralizes an entire village of dogs. Sergey dropped his backpack and took a few deep and quick breaths.
Then I made a small half-worship and, slowly unfolding, gave out such a strange throat rick that my whole body hair rose and a cold wave of mushrooms passed through my back. I found that I was standing, covering the causal spot with my hands. The group that took twenty steps back also stood up. It was seen as everyone looked at the sides and clung to the crowd.

After a minute, I realized that there were no more dogs around, and all the others were silent.
No damn to yourself! What was this?
- Go, at dinner I will tell you, - Sergey put on the backpack and moved into the right place.
The side.

As they walked through the village, they did not see or hear dogs or cats. They passed through in a deep silence. We arrived, set up tents, prepared a quick dinner. They poured a little, not for the sake of drunkenness, but for health, and awaitingly settled on Sergey.

- Large cats whisper at inhalation, this recently enlightened me by a relative
My wife, a biologist with a long experience, started Sergei.
How is it? I did not understand the people.
The respiratory system is like this. We are quite different,
That is why we make sounds at exhalation. Hence the fundamental difference in
Change the tone to the end. We are rising and they are falling because
The volume of the lungs increases and the resonance frequency decreases.
and yes? and what?
Nothing at all. But any life of a lion or tiger is excellent.
It differs by kilometers. The thumb determines the size.
Weight and approximate weight. We also differentiate. Memory
The ancestors. Do you feel it yourself?
The people disobeyed and agreed.
My aunt added that we don’t know how to crack. In vain she said it. I am
He killed for three months and learned. A bit unpleasant, but tolerable. by
The result.
The people came back and felt the need to drunk again.
- They, by the way, the volume of lungs relative to weight is much smaller than the
and us. The dogs disappeared in a moment. Probably still sitting.
The most intelligent ones are on trees. Because they received
There is a clear indication that a hungry cat weighs kilograms in the village.
Two hundred fifty-three hundred

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №34000
 04.08.2010
Putin stands before God. The ally asks:

What happened to the submarine?
She has drowned.
What happened to the village?
She burned
It makes no sense to ask about Russia.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33999
 04.08.2010
XXX: Give him the pink from me!
XXX: Hello

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