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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35898
 12.09.2010
Let’s pretend that nothing happened.
I: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35897
 12.09.2010
Rinat: эх нихера, in 2013 Programming Day falls on Friday the 13th
Ivory: Iveas Nah... Fortress losers rise from their graves.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35896
 12.09.2010
It is a pity that in contact they did not have the opportunity to write their own political views, as is the case with religious ones. Because my political views do not convey anything but "Smile burn, crab click-pick"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №35895
 12.09.2010
XXX: I have something to do.
You are not a man, you are not afraid.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35894
 12.09.2010
x: was today at the doctor - wrote out pingin, lanin and routine O_o
Y: Yes... Siddhartha is destiny.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35893
 12.09.2010
After a drunk:
- Brother, I found 7 covers of Coca-Cola in my pocket this morning...we were playing in Fulaut again?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35892
 11.09.2010
My friend moved to another country. He is currently serving in the army, writes Smski:

Instruction on the use of the mobile radar complex (truck with radar) - 75 pages.
The instructions for using the microwave installed in it - 120 pages.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35891
 11.09.2010
Deirz
Yesterday we saw the dusk.
Deirz
We (I, Andrei, Thoma) have originalized
Deirz
Imagine it
Deirz
All guests gathered, the table is covered.
Deirz
And Andrei comes and talks.
Deirz
The WOW!
Deirz
Congratulations to you!
Deirz
We wish you...
Deirz
to steal
Deirz
Killed
Deirz
And then I break up, shouting "Fuck the goats!", I give him a goat.
Deirz
the living
Deirz
With a pink cloth on the neck.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35890
 11.09.2010
Informatics has burned:
So that your calls do not interfere with the class, put the vibrator and clean it in your pocket. And it doesn’t bother us, and you’re happy"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35889
 11.09.2010
Comments on the film "Unstoppable":

Fuck, this is probably the most expensive advertising video in the history of the presidential election.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35888
 11.09.2010
Tixon, 11 September 2010 22:20:30:
Dima worries once, Pasha worries two, Kolya worries three - Katya goes on the uzi!
Ryav, 22:21:44
What does it mean? The guys were upset and broke Katie’s ribs?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35887
 11.09.2010
The story happened when I was married for about six months.
The woman is black-eyed, with long black curls. I come from work and knock at the door. A short hairy blonde opens up and looks at me. I say "sorry" and I lock the door. The surprise she prepared for me, changed the image :)

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35886
 11.09.2010
A community of useless questions
z_zerg_z: Are there any professions in which you can work without communicating with people? Absolutely by. and fully.
mun4uk: the seller in Eldorado

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35885
 11.09.2010
Sister (23:05:37 10/09/2010)
Go into the bath, turn on cold water in the shower and get under it, and stand for 3 minutes, this is called a bath once a week.

Sister (23:12:13 10/09/2010)
Then one oak, run around it around the house of 20 circles, come home, ask your father to break the fence, press out 300 times, disperse and lay down the bed 10 times, eat the food of the cat, and go to bed, then you will understand the day of the soldier in our part.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35884
 11.09.2010
Oh, and I dreamed of you!
It – and how?
In different positions...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35883
 11.09.2010
XXX How are you?
UUU: like a live beer - I do not move, but I let bubbles go

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35882
 11.09.2010
From the Pickup Forum:

XXX: There was a similar situation. The girl did not let herself be kissed, simple hugs, treated me with distrust. During the "embracing" she struck and cried. I showed myself on the good side, regretted her calmed and fucked.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35881
 11.09.2010
I stand next to the director’s office. From there there is a scream - "Oh, you have shaved the unbroken, where did you go??? Yes, I will take you out with a fur, you giraffe goffrown, I will take you out!!!Stand up, Sculpture is overwhelmed!!I am in shock, and the secretary quietly continues to do the kind of work on the computer. The door opens, the boss comes out, red, sweaty, and seeing me calmly so asks - "Do you play computer games??" I am in a full o.we bump something like "nu yes". Next question "A in Stalker played?" I am proud" All three parts, and a bunch of fashion passed!!" Dirk is great!! Go and pass me through the Monolith to the Performer, or with two apotheke and a row to the "calice" I can’t do it!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35880
 11.09.2010
XXX: I go to the car.
Yyy: Alan, do it, I’ll do it afterwards.
Autocad is up to 10 years like...
xxx: yes probably
XXX: How many lifetimes do you have on the compass?
yyy: well, I have so much that if when searching to blow up the computer together with the inspectors and the house, then I will get less.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35879
 11.09.2010
by Vice (16:53) :
I just got a computer to see. I found out that the problem was in Mommy. I change. I take off the rubber and see that instead of the thermopast, judging by the smell, the chewing gum!!! to

by Serg (16:57) :
Bougie )

by Serg (16:57) :
It was not so bad ? ? ? ? ?

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