Do you have a personal hairdresser?! to
Mitrofan is no.
Gavrikova: So take it! Go to the barber and choose.
How do I know if this is my personal hairdresser? Will he try to kill me? 😉

Will we go to the cinema tomorrow?
xx: if yes, then only in the evening - my grandmother will come to me.. and you will come - grandmother will look at you))))
xx = )
Oh, it’s not you... you don’t come, or the grandmother’s hit is enough.

I fucking got someone out of my friends.
I’ll tell you, I’ll stop fucking!

News again ignores: "Russian tourists in Haiti did not notice the earthquake". Healthy Russian male - now in Haiti! and :)

to this:
Dorian Gray (12:13:45 12/01/2010)
My ancestors are burning. I come to the kitchen, there is a note - Eat red caviar. There is nothing more
Dorian Gray (12:13:50 12/01/2010)
The bourgeois
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When I was a student, I lived in the same room with a guy from Chukotka. By the middle of the month, both of them had finished money - not even for bread. And then he got a package from the house - a bubble of red caviar and red fish. So we had a week before the scholarship of caviar on fish, so we ate without bread. To change the food the frog sucked.
But you say, bourgeois, you were not a hungry student.

The percentage of illiterates is constant; only in our time are illiterates able to read (Albert Moravia)

What do you do when you’re crazy?
YYY: I am having sex. Are you very bad? It’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
XXX is for you)

xxx: if you do not lose innocence before the age of 30, then most likely there will be rabies of the uterus. The girl with her is all nervous.
YYY: And if you lose your innocence before the age of 16, then it is most likely that you will have a file rage. The disease is even worse. The girl with her whole ass in scars from the belt.

Yana
I wanted you to drive on Sunday.
Skiv
Hm...
Yana
I can teach. I taught my former boss to skate.)
Skiv
I am worried about the "former" clarification. Did he survive this lesson?

Ohhhhhh He told her that the best gift was made by his own hands... and put Linux on it.
Ohhhhhh Now she can’t live without him... somebody will repair.
Ohhhhhh Linux - Connecting Piples

From Habr:
Hi, I'm a Mac. Hi, I'm a PC I have an empty desk. I have an empty desk. Translated by Friend. :D
I am in the Linux console. What is a work desk?

Rambler news: Russians elected the new president of Ukraine

From the forum, the topic of friendly sex:

--<14 S.T.A.L.K.E.R, 30.10.2009--
How to have friendly sex

--<15 The Humble Angel, 30.10.2009--
Stalker is when before the release 2 hours and you and a friend understand that you will die and you can already everything.

I found a book on busy guessing for girls on the holidays.
At midnight, the girl has to run to the bathroom in one shirt. Open the door, put your naked ass in the doorway and wait for someone to knock on it. :)
Attention: If the hand is MOHNATAH, then the narrowed will be rich!!!!and :)

she (15:48:21 15/01/2010)
Try to walk with the 4th size without clothes))))))

he (15:49:41 15/01/2010)
Try dressing your pants in the morning!! to

she (15:49:58 15/01/2010)
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There are 457,000 Google queries on “Why I’m Afraid of Girls” and not one “Why I’m Afraid of Boys.” We are probably mistakenly called the stronger sex ><

and to the question-"Do you want to become a donor of organs?" the answer - "Hey you!" is considered a positive answer?...

This is for this:

to this:
Interestingly, am I one such fool who drinks coffee through the tube so that the teeth don’t get colored?)))
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Yes, you are such a fool.
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Yes, exactly

Hypocrisy is when you put the status in the session and you are sitting and watching movies, crawling, crawling on the net, or just sitting and tapping in the buttons and buttons and rejoicing that the beast has come out, or you will suddenly get very tired to get clean in the room (or maybe on the table, where you will probably find a crawl and crawl:)) or eat. At the same time, the questions "Scock made questions?" answers sincere "about 5, yes, I do not cheer here, there are no lectures, here I sit wool in search of answers"... at the same time you look at your contact sheet and see also someone that hat and begins to eat conscience that others are botanizing and preparing and you catch a watt... and ask them the question "How many questions did you do?"...

I don't answer for everyone, but a hundred pounds for many so ;)))

In the universe after three-week quarantine I meet with a friend. We are in the midst of a crowd of unknown, flattering faces.
Do you feel? Something is missing...
The fraudster.