The xxx:
Bringing a child to school for just 369 rubles!

Oh, shit Lego school boy.

<Mut> Why are you so down, please?
<Gnom> and
<Mut> and the...

xxx: I dreamed that in the kitchen there were mirrors, healthy such, from the palm! And you turn on the light - they are buried under the laminate, swamps. It was necessary to build a Terran base to find them with enlightenment, and in the process of construction to beat off the grilling rache... We must, probably, rest from the starcraft...

At work, one colleague removes the AAA batteries from the charger, opens the headphones, gets the lamp, removes the AA batteries from there, then inserts the AAA batteries into the charger, closes the headphones, inserts the AA batteries into the lamp, puts everything aside and looks stupidly in front of himself. After a few seconds he spoke, essentially not addressing anyone:
I don’t think I did something.
The neighbor’s voice:
You have not slept.

he: torrent got canyut, grit, let me update, today tired he me, on, I say, update once so broke, and he chatted, thought and made a mistake, de wauup-sF apologize. What did he ask?

D: Does it remind anyone?

Mother, on the couch runs a donkey!
Mom approaches and diligently lubricates the ax with her sleeve on the couch.
Maham, how can it be!
and what?
I thought you would catch her, let her go.
I will let go of happiness.
Smiling loudly, he throws the body of the ass in the window, in the direction up.
Let’s fly!

<square> fucking that to remove.. there is no place at all on the hard
<0_0> removed porn
<snak3> porn removed
<black and white>black and white
Zebra left the chat.
<JacoPs> porn removed
<JacoPs> a, what’s not time, right? = = (

RoV: We need to go to Turkey. There is an olincluziv and busheless :o)))
Boltik: Fuck, I don’t know, in Turkey it is dangerous or little that can happen there, a foreign country!
RoV: Is it dangerous there? That year, Serega and Dan were driving and it was okay!
RoV: Though... Even though Dan had his ribs broken...
Bollywood: You see it! I am speaking! These Turks have little in mind.
RoV is AGA. It was the only thing that broke his rib. He ate a free bucket and broke it. And the Turks are harmless :o)))

In the 21st century courtyard. iPods, iPhones, Blu-ray discs and so on. And only Yura Shatunov rides all over the country with the program "Record my voice on the cassette".

Dried watermelon and dead watermelon, not the best combination.

Wife: But the most gesture was when my mom was watching a series all week. The actors are so unnatural that they just don’t have enough paper in their hands to read it. It was fucking (
Andrei is 😉
There is a megacity.
There were two grandmothers, and they had men.
The one has slept with the man of the other, and the other is now avenging and sleeping with the man of the first.
And all of this is dirty.
Andrei: >_<
Andrei: You can’t continue.
But I could scream about my brain and take it out of the kitchen without washing dishes.
Andrei 😉
The spouse is rough)

<Yavdonsk> Zarkon, and you are evil
<Zarkon> in the shower yes
<Yavdonsk> in the bathroom
<Zarkon> in the bathroom I was a monster

Yesterday the school reception was...
WOW: And how then? accepted?
Oh yeah yeah yeah. Only "prescribed" washers with sewerage, hot and cold water in all classes of beginners. Schools put (only money for two years does not give at all)) and firstborns sleep in the second shift (where???) is
Wow, that is a shit! Out of the high school in "the prescription" put "stands close to the road"! You have a hole to drag and hole the kids, and they have to drag the school with all the collective)))

Tattoos in Ace
"Powered by 2"
I am so happy 😉
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Fuck, I’m sitting in the next room!!! to

XXX You are fat.
YYY: What is it?And in the face?
XXX: I can’t see the face.

Innuyendo: and the day next to the girl nursery was driving
Innuendo: such a girl with a nose
Innuendo: a schoolgirl
innuеndo: read a book of some "dawn"
Innuendo: on the cover a guy with a painful face color was
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I mean, I’m going to the park. I see a single girl sitting on the bench, resting. Lovely, red, human kind of. Not swaddled, not on heels, not painted. was surprised. I come and ask for permission to sit next to me. and Kiwa. I wonder how they are called. It turns around, looks down with pity: "Do you want to meet? Sorry, I have a girlfriend" He looked at the clock, got up and left.
It was 3 days ago. And I still think... Were the girl "wrong" hit... Were I so subtly called a grandmother?

I found a chicken in the freezer. I’m glad I finally ate something normal. While searching for a recipe on the Internet, the cat got to the table and grabbed her. You will have to eat a cat.

We gathered in the evening at a friend's house in three, each with his kidder, to celebrate the 5th anniversary of his kidder.
We sit after you eat a cake, drink beer and talk about Finnish different, here the nominee brings us a robot gifted by me, says, it does not work out, machine from it to collect, well, of course we all sat down to collect it, in the beginning rattled trying to collect it, after an hour thought what is wrong here, maybe broken, but bought in America for $ 350, sat already sadly collected it, after 3 hours of ores, disputes, irritated and nervous attempts nothing went out, tired, understood something broken, and had to destroy hope in the eyes of the boy...
Here, this little parasite, gets out of his pocket a rounded stick that we missed, and declares:
Oh, and I wanted to put the last spare part in, well, no problem!
And he ran to the other side... For 3 minutes he was silently watching, crying and roaring at the same time for an hour and a half :D

x1x: Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from a flying plate computer that crashed under Roosevelt in 1947?
x2x: With certainty, we can only say that other operating systems are on the unbreakable plates.