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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146845
 27.11.2017
List of shops with the highest discounts on Black Friday:

The company with the highest discounts on Black Friday on November 24 is named adidas.
The corresponding rating was made by the publication HypeBae.
In Russia, in the stores of the brand, as well as the online store, will be a 30% discount on allocated goods.
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The main sale of the year. Large discounts are promised.
And in the end, the BEST are those who drop 30% on some goods.
The others are worse.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146844
 27.11.2017
I support

You see posters hanging with the mouths of local deputies along the road... and you understand that on the go, instead of posters, they would be better hanged!! to

They ruined the whole system of education.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146843
 27.11.2017
(c) Because I am a believer and consider it inappropriate to read the arguments in favor of atheism.
A classic of faith!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146842
 27.11.2017
Investigator of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Anton Chodko was dismissed from the bodies after the disappearance of cash in the amount of about 50 million rubles, which were substantial evidence in one of the cases of the Special Construction.

There is no need for such news.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146841
 27.11.2017
Forum of Young Mothers:
Can a one-year-old child have olives from the bank? I asked to try it, I gave it with confidence that it splashes immediately and there will be no more.. and he has little of what he has eaten, and also oreth supplements asks.
2: Probably nothing terrible. Maybe it’s better to buy and that’s all. My out feeding cat loves, cannot be tracked, monitors the cat and goes to eat
I’m not even worried about cat food. I have primary. Both the cat and the baby feel great.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146840
 27.11.2017
Per the author did not mean just one gender. You may not have understood that not everyone has the concept corresponding to the dictionary, as the dictionary, again, may be little obsolete.
A lot is possible.
Do you have to put someone in the hole? If someone Just Explains to You a Different Interpretation of Something, Should He Definitely Go to the Lookout?
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You’re sorry, but when a simple explanation begins with an obvious insult (or my understanding of the phrase “somebody with a brain has not determined” is also outdated?In this case, it is much more than a person deserves.

And as for the fact that "many things are possible", can I answer you by Pratchett?
The man in a mask and a striped suit, rushing out of your window, may have just gone astray on the way to the masquerade, and the man in a pearl and mantle at the entrance to the courtroom may have been the ordinary transvestite who has looked here hiding from the rain. These findings are unfair."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №146839
 27.11.2017
Divorce everywhere

>> Online games lack such a fit as loans. Really, it would be just great for society. Having the experience of repaying the loan for the top hair and trousers, an adult snooker will think a hundred times before taking an IRL mortgage.

That would be great for society, but terrible for the banking mafia.
This is a conspiracy, of course.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146838
 27.11.2017
The Russian Film Foundation, a film about everything else:
Per the idea is not new, but let’s make a super-scandalous film about the Indian genocide. Mel Gibson removed and we can, the Mongols connect. Especially the price of a penny. There is also the harvesting of bushels, scratch blankets and the exchange of gold for a slice. The essence of the film: the pindos whisper about the lies (advertising / anti-advertising) as in the matilde. Everyone is looking around the world.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146837
 27.11.2017
He lived to gray hair, but so far he has not understood who wins over whom in the phrase "good wins over evil"?
He wins well, well. A "evil" in this phrase in general is speech.


[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №146836
 27.11.2017
Immediately in the smoker heard a funny phrase from a girl who is really in a circle of tattoos:
And then she says to me, say, what will your child tell you about your spikes? of something. Mom, where did you get so dumb? That’s what I’ll say"

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №146835
 27.11.2017
Hah, comparing popularity by the number of appeals to websites is as stupid as by the amount of traffic. Because one book is usually enough for a week on average, and some social networks can be viewed at a speed of up to 1 page per second, music and video last a few minutes, modern games are constantly climbing into the network, even if they are not online.
And what is fun, all my button phones had built-in games, but there were no built-in readers, and in the new smartphone there is no pre-installed game, but there is a pre-installed reader.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146834
 27.11.2017
About a Single Journey:

XHH: There is a story, some places very even funny.
Wow, let me guess: you lost and you got pulled out of the bobs?
XHH: It is true.
Except for the bobs.
They didn’t help Szuco.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №146833
 27.11.2017
The sheep (their month) arranged hysteria, especially one is rattling. The middle son pulled out the spinner for the scarf:
I’m reading Mummy for you!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146832
 27.11.2017
I only get sick in the morning.
Dino in the morning
Dino in the morning
Dino is fucking
Dino is right.
The Saboteur: Naruto

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №146831
 27.11.2017
XHX: A group of professional computer gamers will conduct a course to get rid of your children from gambling addiction, creating unbearable conditions in online games, rejecting the desire to spend thousands of hours in them.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146830
 27.11.2017
There is no celebration without a bottle. But a good bottle is easy to do without any celebration.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №146829
 27.11.2017
The best blade.

My grandfather had a aunt. And she had probably the best job in the entire USSR. Namely, before the war, she traded beer in the spill near the Music Hall (it is in Leningrad, almost opposite the Petropavlovsk fortress). Work is fun and monetary, but still hard, especially when the day is hot and the turn for beer is big. And she stuck my grandfather in assistants, well there the baskets to wash off, the cakes to wrap, the garbage to clean up, help to close, etc. For such a job, the grandfather had beer and cookies from the blade, and the comrades brought a couple of liters at the end of the day forever. With money she almost never joked, but one day she gave him a truly royal gift.

One beautiful May day of 1940, there was a column building in the park. There were tables, folding chairs, and about 30 chess boards. There was a battle for places, someone was recorded, knocked out, placed in a row, someone convinced the organizer in something, and someone loudly knocked the right. It was right next to the beer barrel, which facilitated the trade. Grandfather played good (and played) chess and he looked eagerly at the row. Apparently there was an interesting session of the simultaneous game, but there was no chance to get a worthy place, and the aunt had to help.

She noticed his gaze, breathed and said, "look out for the barrel," and without hesitation approached the organizer (it turns out that she knew this park massively-shutdown). And a dozen minutes later, when the smiling organizer finished dealing with the candidates for the seats, it turned out to be a miracle that there was one free seat and my grandfather was on it.

So he had to play and honestly lose the party of the champion of the USSR and the world M. M. Botvinnik.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146828
 27.11.2017
Soon is the holiday season. Many famous Russians, TV hosts, deputies will go to rest on blood earned money in Courchevel and other places of mass rest of French workers. On this occasion, I would like to personally address the President of France with a request: "Could you keep them at home longer? Hold on for something, please. We will be difficult without them, but we are strong, we will do it.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146827
 27.11.2017
For those who like to spoil it would be so great that any angel or devil would tell them their exact date and cause of death.
I like the spoilers. I look at the end of every book first. Your option would fit me. The car will crash in 5 years - you can not start long-playing projects like the disser, but have fun with all your strength, and at the same time go to the grandmothers and adjust a couple of children, until it is too late. You die from liver cancer at 80 years old - you can not rush to engage in interesting business, smoke and cross the 8-lane highway to the red. It is comfortable!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146826
 27.11.2017
In online games, there is a lack of such features as loans. Really, it would be just great for society. Having the experience of repaying the loan for the top hair and trousers, an adult snooker will think a hundred times before taking an IRL mortgage.

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