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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №146805
 26.11.2017
I complained to my mother yesterday about the appearance of grey, and she remembered the situation, after which she noticed the first silver thread in her hair.

It was a long time ago when there were no cell phones. I was 13-14 years old, I was in school. And since classes were on Saturdays, my parents left me at home for the weekend, and they went to the country themselves, preparing for the season of slavery.

I came back from school and my grandmother called me. She said that the granddaughter of her friends had no place to stay in Peter for two days, and she offered to come to us. “Wait,” he says, by the way, his name is Alisha.” This was all the information, because this same grandson, living in Moscow, they saw only as a child.
In the evening he came. He was a nice guy, 20 years old. We met, he helped me with lessons, talked, ate dinner, watched a movie and went to bed in the rooms.

My parents had to come tonight.

I was in the shower this morning and could not hear the door knock. has gone out. There is a silent movie. The door to the room is open, a young man is sleeping on the bed, I go out of the bathroom in a hoodie, and all this is watched by my parents. I smile and say, “Mommy, Daddy, it’s Alosha!” Parents o_O... I don’t know how my dad stood up, apparently the shock was too strong). Then, of course, they found out, explained, but Mom claims that she started sitting that day.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146804
 26.11.2017
Krasnodar Territory Resorts is the general sponsor of the news about the detention of Suleiman Kerimov on the Azure Coast of France.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146803
 26.11.2017
and Venice:

Looking in the mirror, I realized that from the moment the Big Bang occurred, and at this time, the universe has not created anything so perfect.

And the cats?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146802
 26.11.2017
In our age of advanced multimedia technologies, not everyone can read. Fewer people understand what they read. Videos solve the problem.
— — —
Video reviews contribute to its development.
Now even Google in the issue on the first rows often picks a video, YouTube or Rutubovsky, but for the search for a video there is a flawed tab. In the end, the desired must be searched below the page. is angry.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146801
 26.11.2017
Oh my dear, do you know what happens to boys who throw their dirty clothes where they got, not in the basket?
Mmm... Are they being slapped by the pope?
No, they walk in dirty jeans with extended knees. How are you?>

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146800
 26.11.2017
The author did not want to say anything.
Stop entering the subconscious.
Stop imagining nonsense.
The author meant nothing.
The author is not a helpless lobothrush:
Everything he wanted, he said without you.
The author could not imagine,
You will be moved between the lines.

The author is untouchable and easy-to-do.
The author is inspired.
This is how he creates it.
Understanding itself is far from everything.
Stay in the depths of your boat
Busty cockroaches from the head.
They cannot be forced by the author.
The author did not want to say anything.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146799
 26.11.2017
Marina is
Haalk to throw, Haalk to throw. Hawkeye does not teach.

My Rainy Days
Hulk then tossed the yard. It is better to learn :)

by Misaki Kirihara
• Places

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146798
 26.11.2017
xxx> Great thing to see now
xxx> Two boys and a girl
xxx> Shortest hormone plays all things
xxx> And one such "and I now get stuck, I went on a stitch on a filet to ride", and the peaches fashionable leather from my pocket gets
xxx> And the second eye took "no, no, rodokes will kill, lessons are not done, you have to walk with your brother"
xxx> Girl immediately "you will not go? Certainly? Thinked well?and "
xxx> The boy is already red all "I don't want to be simple, I agreed to hang the light bulb, it's time to go to the store"
xxx> one has gone away in general
xxx> And these two people are sitting at the stop for what they’re waiting for.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146797
 26.11.2017
by spiral

> In the latter there have been a lot of teenagers who walk with columns and listen to music for all the power of the column. Are these the children of those who have grown up, who in the night in the bedroom park under the windows and listen to the whole monsoon?

There were times when the pont was with a cassette to walk like this. Their grandchildren grew up.


[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146796
 26.11.2017
Today was...
I stand and smoke.
The cleaner is also smoking.
He addresses me...
- <Father’s name>, and what do you think of the clip currency?
For what? )
and bitcoins

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146795
 26.11.2017
XX: But the parrot has no member.
How do they reproduce?
ZZZ is controversial. If they speak.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146794
 26.11.2017
Listening to the bus:

"You fool, catapots are such reflectors that they are clearly visible in the darkness in the light of the light lights, and not photographs of nursery cats. When you get rid of Google, my God.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146793
 26.11.2017
What you read in 30 seconds, you have to listen and watch for 5 minutes.

In our age of advanced multimedia technologies, not everyone can read. Fewer people understand what they read. Videos solve the problem.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146792
 25.11.2017
> once to 5 square meters. Wash the shell, even if you give the old lady more, or you use, shit, that she has no choice.

There is always a choice. Not washing the entrance it can be absolutely free.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146791
 25.11.2017
HHH: Hi to everyone. and Goodbye:
Recently, there was a competition for the best design of the new offshore boarding ship "Esperia Prauler"
I also participated in this contest.
Unfortunately, I did not enter the winner list: Angry: and it is a pity that the winner's work was not shown in the competition so that the works could be compared.
But at least now I have the opportunity to share with you my view of what a landing ship should be in my opinion.
Let it be just sketches but in general I think that this ship could be convenient and efficient.

Then they begin to design real ships. and writing technical documentation.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146790
 25.11.2017
The cat from the house - mice in the dance. Wife from home – husband?
Oh... in the shit!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №146789
 25.11.2017
Wut: Thanks to modern fashion, the magicians can finally wear their coats without hiding themselves. True, they are at risk of looking like junior students and schoolchildren.

[ + -19 - ] Comment quote №146788
 25.11.2017
One morning, being very unhealthy, our commander built all the sergeants to give the puzzles. I was reluctant to get up from the edge and the question – “Why is it so cool?” – came to me. Having come up with an apparently bad answer, I quickly grabbed my fist into the dune. Well, I picked up and okay, it’s usual.
When I arrived at lunch to report his arrival, our captain was in contact with the headquarters of the headquarters... He immediately asked where I had the blue on my mouth. What to answer? I could not say, when I was a senior commander, that you were me, comrade captain, who in the morning was stunned and issued a duty - "I fought with Sergeant Berdnikov in a joke, I struck."
Call his court says... I went after an innocent fellow servant.
-In order to fight it was not difficult, you go in turn for all the holidays in a row and change each other every day....How Igor broke up and angered sincerely, I was sorry for him then, flying in the same place... But this is not all...
When I went in the evening to report that I was ready, I heard the following: "Sir, you're really a fool? How did you dress up with Finn? Let Berdnikov himself change all the holidays in dress.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №146787
 25.11.2017
Zzz: To be honest, I haven’t watched this video until the end...
What you read in 30 seconds, you have to listen and watch for 5 minutes. Maybe somebody will put the video to the end and write to us.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146786
 25.11.2017
It is very funny, when you are ransomed on an online store, you get spam from it to the mail, and then when you need to not log in. You press to restore the password, enter the email (the same one they spam) - no, they say, such a user.

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