and survival
>>Those who do not eat the Battle Charter will die very soon, the normal will go through the whole war.
– is
Those who do not bite will die from a shock wave, those who bite - from penetrating and infused radiation.

From Gipsylilya:

I get into the car, half of the car travels with animals. I am glad I haven’t seen any animals.
And then the fucking snickers started eating me. I open the package - and immediately the car shakes, the whole floor in saliva, around the eyes, eyes, eyes.

I found a mouse in bed.
Artificial, but still pleasant.
He loves and cares.

A provocative article about the leadership in the market with the participation of the sworn brands Samsung Apple and Xiaomi:
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XHH: It really feels like it was fun here.

The camaraderie reached the windows and other cowards. If anyone recognizes him, call the brigade.

Livehack :
Climb on a tree following the cat.
stuck there.
Now the Ministry of Emergencies is obliged to come to the polybag, because the homosap already protected by law has come down and can not go down.

“You don’t know what Russia is. This is the icy desert, where a man with a tail walks,” the ideologist of the state says. In response, Merezhkovsky said, “Have you not turned it into this icy desert?”

Why is it all around?

Funny it is, yes

YYY: But, the greatest minds of Russia are not those who discuss what all the Russians are, but those who, despite this, invent the table of Mendeleev and the dog of Pavlov. I want to be like them.

You can fuck, the friend is now walking and staring into other people's windows.

I explain: dads walk in cowards, because without cowards they will be naked.

xxx is the same Rosgard who should protect us for our taxes?
YYY is no. This is the same Rosgard, which for our taxes must protect them from us.

We sit with all the IT department at the round table at lunch, discussing the new system of funding of units:
Started by:
“Well, what do we think, think, there are two people out of Finland among us. of education!
Pause
Who is? Where is?
The eyes were running!
There is a financier among us. The music is t-dam-ta-daaaaaam!* is
The city falls asleep, the financiers wake up.
The financiers are distributing the budget... The city is waking up... The IT department is not waking up! He has no budget now.

captured the connection.
It is the former TP, which has a new reason why it should all (before the appearance of larvae should have been by default).
Normal women do not turn into a mother-in-law, but try as far as possible to respect the rights of both their child and others.
And if she behaves inappropriately, it is because TP is initially, not because the mother. She would have done the same without the child.

And what, a sterilized cat dies quickly and painlessly? Probably not leaving the operating table.

The answer to the joke in Google: a sterilized cat will never die from cancer of the uterus and ovaries, and sterilized in time and with a probability close to 100% will avoid breast cancer. Other methods of cat death, with initially normal care, are often significantly less painful for both the animal and its owners.

Russians will be offered to pay a monthly death tax

The first comment:
Duncan McLaud: Do you have a conscience at all?

Oops... guys, the friend is now looking out the windows! And since the windowside inside is usually at the level of the belt, and on the outside - at the height of human height, then to find out that people at home walk in one shirt, can only a very persistent observer.
(There is, of course, a chance that the houses are in the low, and the path along them is in the high, but this only aggravates the situation of the companion.)

P.S I wonder how much he plays?

Children in the car
A “baby on board” sticker is very important! She warns others that behind the wheel of the car is most likely a dull pitch, for which her child is much more important than everything that happens around. And any manoeuvre, regardless of the complexity and danger, can be done suddenly and without the driver's knowledge, and also interrupted or interpreted in the opposite, if in the middle of the intersection suddenly ended the next series of "bubbles", and the new has not begun. Very useful label.

You know, I am here as much as I drive, and I see that more accurately (read more in accordance with the GDPR) drivers drive with such a label (regardless of gender).

But, of course, if you fly around the city under a hundred and more, then for you any manoeuvre will be sudden and dangerous, and it does not depend on the sticker at any time.

To live on the planet Earth in general is very harmful, in the air a bunch of toxic impurities; bacteria, viruses, fungi. Constant climate changes, in addition to ultraviolet and natural radiation. And this is only half of the harmful factors, because even the products are filled with all sorts of preservatives, regulators and other chemicals, and in the tap water rust and excess salts of calcium and magnesium.
In other words, living here, we are approaching death every second.
YYY: Oh, and you won’t argue.

The typical survivor mistake

The unsterilized cat lived 18 happy years, died quietly from old age without tormenting. And yes, supporters of expensive super-useful foods, fed home food and also with her stomach nothing happened.

My neighbor Vasily cheats the waterman of good 50 years, smokes two packs of the cheapest and stinking chicken a day, and from the sport he respects only the litball and the run for the muddy morning. At the same time, from illnesses, except for a crushing headache, at seventy-five years old! And for the bottle in general, the Superman mode includes, dragging the piano, furniture and building materials to the ninth floor without rest and even a mat. Let us all live like Vasya, because it is obvious that his lifestyle is the most correct and healthy.

> I think the king of you is like yourself.

This is offensive to the power. Alexander III had the courage to fight as little as possible and build as much as possible. Transibus began to be built with it, and this is 9 thousand kilometers in 12 years (on the terrain, where before the places could only ride horsemen)! It was built primarily by Russian traders. The message accelerated, the population grew, the country flourished. At Parfenov and at Volodhin, you can watch and listen at leisure about this time. To be honest, he is hardly the best economist and the greatest humanist among our rulers in many centuries.

#Houqueville

>>> A continuation, so to speak, irony of fate 2, as apparently the author did not watch!

How I understand him...
Sequel to IS
Sikvel Ryazanov, filmed by Beckhambetov
Sikvel Ryazanov, filmed by Beckhambetov, with Bezrukov in one of the main roles.
This is not enough not to watch - it is a overload of 3 order minimum.

I told all my colleagues at work that I had a twin sister so I didn’t have to talk to them if I met them somewhere outside of work.