Yesterday I ate the strawberries. Now I am all (
I don’t eat the strawberries very much.
Are you also allergic?
Iris is no. It smells like Gandalf.)
What kind of Gandhi? O_O
Irene: Don’t be stupid. Of course the strawberries.

You like to raise your voice on other people often.
WOW: What did you get from?
You have an unnatural left hand.

This is an ordinary software company day. Three floors of various aithishnikovs are working hard.
A security guard runs into the open space, where 20 admins and 100 developments sit, and cries:
Men, who understands computers?

The Curtain

It turned out that his program for video surveillance cameras in the trio collapsed

Does it make sense to program in QBasic?
- Of course teaches, it is based on a couple of jokes in Futurama.

VaLerka: I was here while looking for photoshop brushes and got on a website with advertising for prostitutes in Moscow.
VaLerka: The cost of their services is 4000 rubles an hour, the minimum working time is 2 hours.
VaLerka: I was disappointed in the profession of lawyer when I accidentally saw on the Internet that prostitutes earn for 2 hours as much as I do for a month of work.

Part of the article on one of the news sites:

The Krasnoyarsk unit of Interpol is looking for a dangerous criminal who, using the carelessness of citizens, cut off the scrotum of passers.

xxx: All headphones with rubber - an hour hurt the ears, and in these hearts!

Yyy: Yes, it’s really strange why your ear hurts from your headphones.

White days: Sometimes it seems to me that parents are NPCs. Do the same until you complete the quotation.

I haven’t touched my buttocks for six months.
F.P.What? what? What did you say?
Larry: I say, the weather is not right.

P-Johann: Remember, you mentioned something about working in an innet store
NoylTrase: Yes, I mentioned
P-Johann: Now let’s get more details
NoylTrasie: Work in an online store. More in the office
P-Johann: Why can’t you tell me more?
NoylTrasie: Because I can’t write everything, and there’s a lot to tell...
P-Johann: Let me briefly
NoylTrase: Work in an online store
P-Johann: Fuck... You’re just in counterintelligence. The American double spy.
What do you know about Russian super-weapons?
This is a Russian super-weapon.

Arbalet: Putin has steeped the rain!! to
arbalet: two months manou copied, fucking

XXX: I am a fool!
YYY :?? to
XXX: I was waiting for a friend in the park. I decided to read the park plan for now. I see a red spot and it is "you are here". I assure you with the plan - in nature, I am where they wrote. After a minute of searching for a hidden camera or sensor, I thought that the inscription on paper was clearly not electronic. I thought for a moment, I looked around, shit, how do they know? When he got there, he almost died of laughter.
YYY: The HDDDD! You give!
XXX: Listen, but you can go there with the binoculars and fuck them! You look at the plan from a distance - ha-ha, and I am not where it is indicated!
YYY: You are a fool in nature! ))))

Earthmen removed Pluto from the list of planets of the solar system
yyy: and the Plutons offended and excluded the earth :D

I got a USB rocket! Come here! You will see...
Can I go with the girl?
Only if she is not 15 years older than you and will not be like running naked on my bed and begging to sleep with her until she is old.

Comments on AutoCAD
Sometimes the investigation faces really difficult cases. For example, when the drunk son of the prosecutor beats the daughter of the chairman of the election committee.

- guilty is recognized the car DPS arrived at the place of DTP

kayoreal (22:55:14 28/08/2010)
Tell me, and you share the popular opinion that Moscovites often behave in a hamsky way?

Riana (22:56:18 28/08/2010)
No is

Riana (22:57:08 28/08/2010)
At least those I know.

kayoreal (22:57:29 28/08/2010)
I live with Kenar, whom Allenka brought from Moscow, he was bored, shaken and engaged in self-admiration in the mirror instead of singing as before. Such trills were taken out, it was nice to listen even in the morning. in the early hours. I decided to buy him a girl to revive, the male turned on well, and so on. I called a couple of pets, went here this morning, bought them. She is a beautiful girl, and she feels feminine. Bring her in a new large cage, put food, drink, bath, she eats, baths. I decided to give her time to adapt while she is in a cage. Kenar went straight, the whole cage was exhausted, the clove was sent into all the cracks, the apotheosis was that she began to feed him with an apple through the sticks. I decided that they could be combined, and launched the male into the cage.. he first reminded her in a clean bath for bathing, and then started to eat her food.)

DeG_SteeR: What do you think people think of when they see the last lighthouse in the box? I am Corben Dallas.

We recently had a group of exchange students from Germany. According to the program, they study 3 weeks in Tomsk, then a week in Moscow. And one guy constantly, unlike others, fell into various situations associated with hoops. Then in the Tomsk internet cafe to him approached a gopar of considerable size with the words "o, fun you have a watch". In Moscow, two people spoke to him on the phone. Then he still walked around the center and, noticing other gopars (and every time a classic-kapka, sports pants and shoes), began to speak loudly to the Russian girl who accompanied him "o, gopniki!".

In general, it would be nothing, but then in contact noticed that the guy was born in the city of Göppingen... As they say, a fisherman fisherman...

The vacancy:
We need 5 people! for those who do not want to work.

XXX: How did you spend the evening?
YYY: Yes, just everything... I drank 4 liters of beer, then with the guys a couple of cans, and then rushed home to sleep, indeed, I couldn’t sleep... I lay down all night and thought – I want to suck or not...