Excerpts from Female Logic:
Are you in the store?
He is: Yes.
She says, buy me something.
He is: What?
She: I do not know.
He says, “Say what to buy and I’ll buy; if you say nothing, I’ll buy nothing.”
She: I don’t know what I want. If you don’t buy anything, you don’t love me!! to

How about "graph"
High Lord Kelian: My first wife called me so.
I think it’s good 😉))))))))))))))))))
High Lord Kelian: what?)))
Bob: Kun: Did you have a woman first?
The High Lord Kelian
High Lord Kelian: You are in the heat!
High Lord Kelian: No Cannes
High Lord Kelian: the first was Linux

XXX is
I want to go to Antarctica with the penguins.

YYYY
It’s crazy that she came out.

XXX is
Why is?

XXX is
I am more frightened that instead of "to penguins" I almost wrote "to peelmen"...

We go with the crowd at sea.
YYY: It’s all clear :) You’ll even look at the sea before you leave, or you’ll swim all week long...
YYY: or acquaintances drove a crowd 5 years ago to Yaremch, skiing... days after 10 drove out of the house, because of this. The cognac is over :) decided to take a picture on the slope, and the snow has already been able to hide... in general, they broke the pillow to depict the snow on the bushes and in turn took a photo.)

If you have a job, it does not mean that you will have a salary.

In the store of building materials worked as a loader a low, thin man.
When I met myself, I was introduced to myself as Nikolai Ivanovich Mazai. Later it turned out that he had a completely different surname, and Mazai he was nicknamed in the hospital for the constant desire to "smash" and he was very proud of it.
Looking at Mazai, I was amazed at the capabilities of the human body. Every day after work, he was drunk with friends so that he went home, fell asleep, continued to move "on the autopilot" and came home without any help. In the morning, without the visible consequences of drunkenness, he resorted to the warehouse in time, and, without waiting for orders, found his own job by sorting and storing the saw material.
One day, at the end of November, after eating, as usual after work, I did not get home with a friendly drink. Falling into a deep pit, he could not get up. It was dark early. No one saw him until the morning. At night it hit the frost, and when it was found in the morning, Mazai was lying, shrouded with ice.
The police arrived with a truck. They opened the boat and, breaking the ice around the corpse, swept the deceased into the body. After hitting, the body revived, and began to despair. From horror, the whole crowd was fossilized. Mazai, realizing that the militia was here in his honor, swung through the board from the side of the cabin and fled home.
When they opened the store, the shaved and sober Mazai, not sneezing or coughing, had already brought order on the territory.

Bear service is when roads, education and medical services are required, while nanotechnology, EGE and national projects are offered.

You are Artem...you know?
WOW : No. But I know Artem...Ova and Artem...other. And these two Artems were enough for me to realize that I do not want to meet Artems anymore.

Handur
My grandfather put a bite of worms in my pocket, gave me his old bite and said, "Hey, here is that pierce, plant a worm on a hook and catch a fish."

Handur
The most difficult thing was to plant a living, moving worm on the tail of a rugged hook. Some white fluid flowed out of him, he ate and broke out. I was crying, I was sorry for him.

The xxx:
You have to go to the tooth... A point is played by a shopper...
YYYY :
Something I do not get connected.

I tried to masturbate on the same pornographic video for two months in a row and realized that constant relationships are doomed, as they can’t help but get bored.

I am at the barber, paying for the haircut. The price of the manicure hangs on the box. in the column "coating with paint" the following services are offered: 1) coating with natural nails - 100p. 2) coating of artificial nails - 150r. 3) coverage of the client's lacquer - 50r. What I realized only when I got home.

Monday begins fun!
YYY: Well a story?
XXX: the prehistory is this:
The child was vaccinated in the days, and in the evening his temperature rises. Yesterday he was wiped with vodka, which his wife poured in 200 grams. The cup...

The story itself:
I woke up late today and so the coffee was a bite, decided to drink it at work. I go to the kitchen, take a cup with water beside the graffiti, a quarter filled with water (as I thought at the time), pour it to the edges and drink with a sling.
When I did this, the thought arose that the taste of the water somehow became different and at the same time familiar to the pain :))) I finally realize that it is water :D wax from the morning drank - the whole day is free!

XXX: The cat will bring me
XX: Tell me how to name it?
Theme: Au
WOW: I think...
XXX is black and white
See also Horizon))

He is:
Lesson in school. Teacher: “Children, do you remember ‘Remembering Everything’ with Schwarzenegger? Remember there was a female mutant with three breasts? Remember to! That’s you, you remember, and you don’t remember Newton’s second law?“!”
She is:
and ROFL
She is:
I don’t even remember Newton’s second law.
He is:
The humanitarian
He is:
Do you remember my aunt with three breasts?
She is:
I remember :D
He is:
acceleration of the body directly proportional to the applied equal force and inversely proportional to the body weight
He is:
I ask tomorrow.
She is:
I know I won’t remember :)
............
She is:
Hives can only be licked.
He is:
I have no
She is:
Why is?
She is:
Thickly. immediately falls
She is:
I don't know Newton's second law :)

I am amazed by such people.
xxx: when you just say to them "I couldn't get to the phone", they get offended
What does it mean "not could"?! to
xxx: and when you clarify "I joke", you get hurt even more

XX: I have planted a sakura
WOW is meaningful?
Sakura is a beautiful tree.
Tag: plant the frogs
Tag: in the pot
Tag: in the toilet
It will make more sense.

XXX is
Fuck me, we are half
XXX is
He said not finished =-O
XXX is
A little there.
YYYY
All the norms)
XXX is
Are you going to baptize?
YYYY
ddddddddddddddddd
XXX is
Half of that :D
YYYY
I am a child. :D
XXX is
Ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

So he is married??? Blythe (
Oh, you know, I’ve noticed for a long time that he has something like that...
YYY: The engagement ring

I saw the perfect porn today. In the end they got married.