Valery Ivanov: I need wifi cable
In other words, do you need a patch code?
Valery Ivanov: Yes to WiFi
RENAT: What is the length?
Valery Ivanov: 6 meters
Valery Ivanov: from one computer to another wifi

From the chat dc deep at night:xxx:narood help here such a fuck!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!SOS!!!!!!!! to
I don’t want to do anything. ? All the norms
This is not all again!!!! to
Anyone in the world!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
XXX: I don’t like it all.
Fuck it again!!Please help me!!!! to
XXX is fine!!Thank you very much :)

Will there be no cigarettes?
No, only the manuals.

x> A porn is very different, fucking. It changes the concepts of morality, common sense, or even deception!

xxxx
And in a woman’s body the most difficult part is the ass... well in terms of sketch! I’ve been trying for 10 minutes...the small, the big...not the oval...there’s a hand of the master.

UUU
The eye of the lover

XXX: I have Zenit ET
I inserted the film adjusted, fixed, made sure that it rotates, but did a trial frame opened and there is no image.
What is Salt?

xxx: I understood the relationship in this office when I visited the toilet on the technician floor
xxx: there were signed with a marker roll of toilet paper - "for the department of TO", a newspaper signed with "for accounting" and a piece of slide "for management";

Fuck, the fifth time I go to the girls to put a screw on them, and the fifth time I sleep with them.
I need the money!!! to
Eat something!

A friend in "VKontakte" has an inappropriate photo of friends on the avatar.
Status yesterday: "I am waiting for a request "Well deleted, please delete!!!!"))))))"
Status today: "Go on your own fuck!!!and "

-Download the game "Moscow Rider" (7 Gb)
XXX: What is so heavy?
YYY: Judging by the size, there are more Moscow traffic jams loaded there!

- [receives a cell phone call, responds, then turns off the phone, removing the battery] Fuck, I fuck with our customers.
What is this?
- Two months, without weekends, smashed this scratched project, now only surrendered, specifically left at night - everything to check, re-check, print and sign. Signed and delivered. What does the call " urgently do everything!" Guess what they need?
I do not know
The letter! The letter! Change the fucking naked font!
I don’t like the Times New Roman.
What is a Times New Roman? They, fucking, from the 10 fonts must "to the bigger" change!
... [in the silence of silence]
- One and a half thousand sheets, including a hundred A3 with drawings, how is it all fit "today to ten?"[at 9:27]

Mrack: Published a resume on the job search website. Administrator, long experience, 40,000 per month, responsibility, speaker skills, etc.
Now I go to the account - the resume has been viewed 1 time. See who the company is. Click to see what vacancies they need. ...and there is one – the "Cleaner".
All the time I’ve been out >_<

Say by Lala:
When Mathematics Disappears From My Life
by Angelina:
of my idiot.

E-dim: I was in the Electronic today. Among other things, he modeled his small sonka A200 with the Ceisovsky lens SAL-70400G.

It seems to me that the sensations of a primary camera with a top lens should be roughly like that of a 14-year-old boy who managed to hold Pamela Anderson’s breasts.

Sorry for the off-top.

I went to think a lot

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Call the administrator, who is at sea, so that he calls the upper-floor inhabitant of the neighboring house, so that he calls his wife and asks her to give me the key from the roof, so that I change the ports on the switche.

I split up with a girl
XXX: I sit down, I drink energy...
I removed the basket...this is the pipet.

She: Yes, we are working in the sweat of the face!!! to
He:...and someone you are doing this...that your face is sweating?? to

Cause: traffic jams due to repair works on the Leningrad highway.
Gromov’s phrase: “Let people move to helicopters.”
A silly task: to write a note about what else, in addition to helicopters, you can overcome traffic jams on the roads.
Well, I, of course, thought and thought about the airballs!
and bingo!
I call the office, which is engaged in these all kinds of entertaining trips on airballs, and ask them:
I: And if I want to fly on your balloon to Sheremetyevo to pass traffic jams, can I rent it?"
At the end: a long silence
I: I breathe hard in the tube
In the end, are you sober?
I am: “Buddy” Yes! So is it?
At the end: If the wind blows in the right direction, you can fly to Alaska.
I: * with an enlightened mind * Logically, fuck it!
At the end, the phone was thrown.

Good night, child of the Internet.
Proger: Good night, Baby Peroxy.

Recently, I had to bite a chocolate with the inscription on the envelope: "Made 12 months before the expiration date". In general, formally the inscription is correct, but similar: "Born 73 years before death"... How about for chocolate sadly became from such a slogan.