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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32998
 15.07.2010
XakeP: When the war moves to the automated level without human involvement, then there will be a time for gamers to save the world!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32997
 15.07.2010
XXX is
I have a cat chase on a mining spike)))

YYYY
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XXX is
Yes, I have a bowl standing on the table... a whistle blows splashes... he approached his mouth and swallowed there... and from there he splashes and splashes))) Well he and let me splash in response)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32996
 15.07.2010
The Love Forum:
AA: How can I get a girl to let her do everything I want?

Put her on heroin. I am sorry.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32995
 15.07.2010
On July 12, the Estonian mucus Toomas correctly predicted the outcome of the opening match of the 2010 World Cup in football.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №32994
 15.07.2010
Boring at work
I kiss in the neck, put my hand on my leg. He lifted you up from the chair, put the second on his ass, pressed to the wall and kissed in his ear.
Natalia: I want it.
Sasha: I kiss in the sponges, squeezing your tongue in your mouth. I put my hand between my legs.
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
I cut the width of the jeans.
Sasha: I get a penis, and I start to tremble... *ROFL*
Tagged with: o_o

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №32993
 15.07.2010
(Conversation with my sister)

Sister: You're kind to me like mom and dad! Take care of my long lost virginity.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32992
 15.07.2010
From the forum on medicine, section Dentistry:
The question:
I woke up in the morning and felt pain in the lower back.

The answer:
Good time of day!
If the day before you did not have conflict situations with others, it is difficult for me to blindly build any assumptions.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32991
 15.07.2010
from 14/07/2010)
What is there on the street?

364 14/07/2010)
There is an expression of "Ice soul fucking". That’s where he is, just the opposite.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32990
 15.07.2010
iPhone 4 at Yandex Market:
Advantages: glass that can be scratched, sometimes touching it fun and the phone does all kinds of strange things.
Disadvantages: One button, accidentally scratched the screen with a nail, the service said that you need to do a manicure,
low battery charge, poor flash, does not transmit blues, quiet speaker, headphones in the set are bad, quickly broke...
Buyed for 128 thousand, did not like, gave a friend, he sold, now a friend rides a new car.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32989
 15.07.2010
Najma: We went outside the city the day with tents, and in order to not drag a lot of glasses, a man took a canister of alcohol - to shrink with water in proportion to whoever likes. They came, stalled, unpacked, poured - and "no, for rest!"-we drank. And there was water... The man’s mother decided that it was time for him to tie his bowl, and while he was asleep, she changed the alcohol for water. A man in the forest dragged a canister of water, boiling.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32988
 15.07.2010
XXX: Playing a Strategy
YYY: I am not very
Okay, you have to think about it! ?! to
YYY: What is thinking?
You need brains for that.
YYY: Where to buy them?
xxx: they should have been in line with your body from birth!
I was fucking fucked!! ]:->

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32987
 15.07.2010
The African frog Trichobatrachus robustus has a unique protection mechanism. At the time of danger, her subcutaneous bones on her legs pierce the skin and rise out, like cat nails. How the reverse "traction" occurs is not yet known - presumably, the broken tissue regenerates, and the bones cluster again.
I thought I was reminded of Rosemary.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32986
 15.07.2010
Q: Did you get out of your relationship?? to
No :D but I like sex too :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32985
 15.07.2010
You can make money in the sperm bank.
WOW : Yes? And I thought these banks were working on a voluntary basis.
XHH: Soon on volunteer ends

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32984
 15.07.2010
Ivan (18:32:44 14/07/2010)
Hello Olga (3 size) I am not in place from 18:29:29 14.07.2010. I will read your message when I come back.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32983
 14.07.2010
Dialogue with Mary:
“Mom, did you get your salary?
Not yet, promised in a week
I’m going to kill your accountant!
M – the faith.
I: No, I’ll tell you now how I’ll break it up!
M – Faith
I – in the details!
M: Vera, we are listening to the phones, you are calling me at work. ?
I... yes...?Then I’ll call you back to the cell phone and tell you!

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32982
 14.07.2010
Have you ever called a prostitute?
XXX is once...
YYY: And how then?
Well, we sat down, talked... remembered how two years ago we divorced...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32981
 14.07.2010
I am now in the store, bought a villa and a boat.
YYY = O
xxx: my phone gives the desired for the real :( all the fork and a spoonful...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32980
 14.07.2010
Infinity is Googling? and :)
Peshexod: No, Wikipedia

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32979
 14.07.2010
XXX: You can congratulate me. I finally removed that look.
YYY: And what did I establish?
yyy: By the way, "Finally" is written together.
YYY: Or are you so beautiful?

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