When I come to an official serious meeting and say that I am from Tajikistan, talk begins about Ravshana and Jamsut! Employee of the embassy. “You’re not making a movie about an Armenian who makes a car and stews a screwdriver in his nose! Why the Tajik people and not the Uzbek people? They are 24 million, and we are only six.

Lions are the most lazy of all zodiac signs
WOW: It is easier for you to lie in the savannah, see the gazelle, go down, eat and lie on. And we, the fish, need to swim all the time, filter the water through the frogs and look for food.
Are you a fish?? to
See also: AHA printing swimmers is uncomfortable, so I prefer meetings

Q: Do you want to see the movie?
WOW: What is it?
Tagged with: "Start"
Is it by Euclid?

HHH
Breathe is breath?
WOWU
Breathing / Breathing
HHH
Then the title of the song "Breathe Into Me" translates...blow me up? O_O
YYYY
Breathe in me lol

What will grow out of this guy?! to
"Do you want to bring my notebook?
Are there four nuclei?
and yes.
So let’s go."
Q: Do you want to touch my breasts?
Are they 4th size?
and yes.
So let’s go..."

I pursued from the morning to the basketball for a couple of hours, pipet, a aunt came, in the appearance of a bombardment, blind to the dwarfs, asked to play, at the beginning of the grind, thought it was just a fool crumbled, and no, here she shot and scuttle began to tear us :( shame the jungle :(

... in some incredibly magical way, children's soap when hitting the eyes in the morning turns into a soft soap.

I watched Rambo-4 on Saturday night, and on Sunday morning I went for mushrooms and walked through the woods with a knife for half a day. Feelings are ambiguous.

XXX: My mom is still out! Go there, do this, then go back, report and go, do that and so all day long. Would it help!
It is NPC.

A gentleman is a man who, when he comes to a cat in the dark, says a cat.
What if it comes in the dark?

X: Will my old computer pull them? (I ask for the case)
YYY: It’s going to pull you because you’re gathering yourself.
xxx: I need Linux because I want to build an OS based on it. I plan to start with a Linux distribution and then rewrite the code. Compatible with Linux OS.
Zzz: Sorry, do you know any Denis Popov?
I have a similar question recently :)

Why do you have a shirt?
For the pants, grandmother
I would say right away, I thought I was cold.

Timoshka=): The times are not the same... Today, only one who does not have a camera on his phone starts a fight, and then mostly from envy that he will not put it first in the net.

I have a book "What Eats a Funny Goose"
xxx: but judging by the picture, it would be more suitable for the name "what smokes a fun goose";

Summer of 2010. A bear goes through the forest.
and burned.

XXX: Fuck, because of Lohia I got (
YYY: More specifically
xxx: Yes, my wife went to the concert, and I and Lecha and Slavik gathered for a beer with me. And the leech is a puddle (
Lena comes – and hysterically: “What hair on the couch?” Did you drive?"
xxx: barely had time to explain, or it was already cracked to collect things (
and the poor)

Bender: I live in Europe, I collect weapons.I recently bought a large-caliber machine gun, because of the lack of space put it on the balcony.
Bender: Little, my neighbors have never been so polite to me.

I try to be a good hostess and learn to cook.
I’m just writing the recipes, I haven’t tried them yet 😉
I am studying the theory.)
Jenna: just practicing for now 😉
Barbarism is fun
Barbarism: "Theory of Cooking Food"
Barbar: "Dear, do you know how to cook? " Theoretically...

He is an actor, shit! Even worse than Van Damme.
YYY: Give me back my debt and my winchester today.
xxx you are? Injured by Chloe? Everybody has their own taste, so what?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Just after you called Chuck Norris a foolish actor, I think it would be better.
You will suddenly die tomorrow.

Where is the phone charging?
Werwolf: what is it?
by Lenin.
Werwolf: Lenin died and took her with him