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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23928
 21.12.2009
<Timati> is it good?
<nyshtyak> THIMATI: with your nick such questions...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23927
 21.12.2009
I took a child in the car and asked him, “Dad, why do I start reading it as soon as I look at the advertisement?”

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23926
 21.12.2009
Anutka Tomilova (16:11) :
If you don’t give it to a woman, she’ll make it better! If you give her sperm, she will give birth to a child.If you give her an apartment, she will make her cozy.If you give her food, she will make delicious food.A woman is multiplying and developing.So if you make her some little cocktail, be prepared to get back a ton of shit. Send it to all men to think, and women to be proud!

Timothy (16:12) :
Amy

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №23925
 21.12.2009
Where will you celebrate the night from 31st to 7th?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №23924
 21.12.2009
I was asleep with a strong drunkenness. suddenly a phone calls and I am asked, those 3 is enough??? I say "Yes!" And all, put on the phone and I fell asleep, sleep away 😉
This is how I passed the exam.)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23923
 21.12.2009
x: Throw, the node is a fox... I put the flash flash as he immediately recognized the crack to the door as a virus and removed it.
y: display in settings to ask for removal
X: So he usually asked, and here he showed independence.
Y: the boy grows :' (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23922
 21.12.2009
Amazing nearby! disgusting as well.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23921
 21.12.2009
Automatic message for talking ass:
I am not in place.

MAKSI (09:20:34 15/12/2009)
I’ve given my name, oh! Oh, you are scum.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23920
 21.12.2009
After the matches this week, it seems to me that our hockey team has been bitten by our football team.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №23919
 21.12.2009
Now there are generations of students who graduated from the university with the help of Wikipedia. It is really terrible to live.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23918
 21.12.2009
The status of the girl: If you want to hit, watch it not hit.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №23917
 21.12.2009
XXX...to sing in karaoke the voice is unnecessary... it takes good vision and lack of conscience))))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №23916
 21.12.2009
Anastasia
by *****
I got a Philips epilator... but I don’t need it, I sell it for 1500 rubles
The new! There is a boiler and a cooling pad, description and price can be seen here:

by Alexander:

****
Once I gave it, I still need it 😉

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №23915
 21.12.2009
XXX: I liked it!
zzz: Tired of these catastrophes... all kinds of meteorites. We would have made our film about how communism came across the globe. In the West it would be like a horror movie. We have a comedy.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №23914
 21.12.2009
of Chelyabinsk. Well, the weather here, like everywhere, is not ahti. By night it was 32.
Shortly in the morning I drove through the sleeping areas and watched such a picture. We have people with wisdom. To see one such unit thought - it will be cold at night, the car will suddenly not start from the morning. Where would you put it so it’t get so cold? And I put it on the heating plant (from there usually a pair of white balls). But apparently the man is slightly minded. During the night, the entire steam that rolled from the pipe tightly wrapped the car and turned it into one shapeless icebreaker. I haven’t seen anything like this yet: a poor shovel stands in the middle of the street – well, there’s really a bowl of ice, and from below, in small gaps at the wheels, there’s steam. It is beautiful)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23913
 21.12.2009
(Discussion of tasks from the BDS on finemanagement)
Your uncle Scrooge understands that you can no longer be treated as a child and offers you $500. Now or $1000. In four years. What percentage rate will make your choice equal?
YYY: What to say...
YYY: I would consider the risks
YYY: That Uncle Scrooge will go to the world of outlawed ancestors in these 4 years
YYY: Or that he will start treating me again as a child in 4 years.
YYY: And in general, judging by the proposal, in 4 years he will quietly let saliva in the corner and crack.
YYY: And he will be treated like a child.
XXX: more precisely as a duck
YYY: And he will have a duck.
YYY: Just not the one he dreamed of =)))

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №23912
 21.12.2009
I walk down the street, I am going to cross the road in a very crowded place (at the metro Primorskaya). The lighthouse closes the car, the lights are not visible, everything breaks across the road.

A guy passes by with a girl and tells her "Look at what interesting logic people have. If the sphatofor is not visible, the light is green.

Hey guys, thank you for laughing! and :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №23911
 21.12.2009
and L.C.F.Are you completely normal? How could you have thought of this?! to
Conrad: This is another thing, for example, I have read a lot about human behavior and I know that people are most scared in places of isolation. For example in the toilet. Sitting means a fat man on the toilet. Shaggy, sret means, the papyrus eracts and here the HERAC, the light dims, the clutches from the toilet of his clutches for eggs and pulls down, the clutches around the blade wrapped and in his ass shakes and laughs such a wild satanic from all sides...
and L.C.F.If so, young man, we don’t know you.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23910
 21.12.2009
I can’t go away from today...
The brain wants fun and joy, the body asks for mercy and wants to hide.
Listen to your brain 😉
The body is trying to spit it out (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23909
 21.12.2009
Leroy
Today in the subway was fun: I eat, two Canadians are sitting opposite talking. on the arbat enters a girl, the first thing that hits the eye - terribly broken eyebrows, hairy on one side and thin on the other. The two looked around and froze, trying not to stumble. One of them didn’t stand and issued: "wow... whose idea was it?" Mhatov’s pause. "And why did she agree?and "

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