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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34398
 12.08.2010
Oh what, my friends! Who is the first to say this in the winter: "How I missed the summer"?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34397
 12.08.2010
xxx: removed Arthur from friends and wiped out the phone.
YYY: wowowow
YYY: Do you really remember?
xxx: no, it is recorded in the notebook=)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34396
 12.08.2010
xxx: On music-tv advertising some new movie 'step in before' - separately written %)
WOW: Then there will be the second part: "Step in the back" :)

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34395
 12.08.2010
apelsino: No, well, how funny, these designers: the "POLICLINICA" tablet so obsessively written with the font "Necropolis"...

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34394
 12.08.2010
The younger brother of Julius Caesar could simultaneously do three things: envy, cry, and do things.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34393
 12.08.2010
What to give to Dr. Mon?
Flowers and Candies
Category: Phase
The phase? 😉
See also Vasa))
Tagged in: precision, vase
Woman: well invented
Tagged: shadow
I wanted to buy the globe.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34392
 12.08.2010
[On the device for work]
Svetka: No, well, I should have fallen there all that messy and say "Take me right now!" what?
Depending on what kind of work you do, somewhere you need to...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34391
 12.08.2010
I have won again in this unequal struggle between man and the network adapter.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34390
 12.08.2010
by Hoshi: ppc My mother asked me why she played only two songs. I thought they were trapped.
Hoshi: I had to explain quickly what lupus is.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34389
 12.08.2010
I gave my mother a megaphone modem. I returned today. I open the cap. From the entrance of the yousb, a dead fly rushes. I have one question – how?! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34388
 12.08.2010
bigbahwolf: Katya, hi) as the deeds
Cheers, everything is fine :)
bigbahwolf: Kat, this is the case...
What happened, wolf?
bigbahwolf: Let’s sit? Beer is cold, or I cleaned up here and found two condoms, they expire in November.
How romantic you are, crazy (I’ll dress up now.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34387
 12.08.2010
Complaints from programmers:
but the foolish nonsense was so uncomfortable that it wasn't enough that without a bottle - you'll get it out, and the nonsense doesn't work, and the old version was removed and the shit.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34386
 12.08.2010
Hi 😉 at work?
I go to the beach 😉
WOW: After this I want to hit a person, of course, but there is at least one obstacle that prevents me from doing it.
You are far away!
The waves are big today, I don’t go swimming :(
Well, you can enjoy it 😉 😉 😉

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №34385
 12.08.2010
You can fool some people all the time, you can fool everyone for a while.
You cannot fool everyone all the time.
by Abraham Lincoln.

You can fool everyone all the time.
Vladimir Putin

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34384
 12.08.2010
(13:34:09) toor: I can’t focus on code))
(13:34:15) toor: I look into the code, I see the breasts))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34383
 11.08.2010
I go to town with my brother. There are no more houses on the street. Strange sounds around. and thoughtful:
Moscow stands on the hills. on the seven hills. On the Seven Quiet Hills.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34382
 11.08.2010
Yasha: listen, and how do you manage to keep such a nice figure by drinking so much beer???)))

I just don’t eat anything but beer! 😉

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34381
 11.08.2010
Only after going to 1C I realized how good C++, C# and Java are, how beautiful Linux is and how close to me is my old weak note.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №34380
 11.08.2010
The latest news about the stranger from Lukoil:
The case involving the top manager of Lukoil will be closed, as all the victims have died and cannot testify. Not a fucking shit?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34379
 11.08.2010
Tagged with: kit, ku
HH: Where did he disappear?
I have problems with school, no admission to the exams, and already 2 passed
I am sorry :(
Q: Will you go to face?
WOW : go

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