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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23408
 07.12.2009
Questions to the Governor

The question
This morning I discovered that I had a cracked ring "Save and Save". What does it mean?
Christine
studently
Vorkut

Answered

Dear Christina, most likely this means that your ring has been subjected to some kind of load that turned out to be excessive for him, or was done with a factory marriage, which, unfortunately, also happens.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №23407
 07.12.2009
After the drinking:

- Hear, somehow to melt a nun... there are full of menta and goops... can you run?
I can fly... fast.

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23406
 07.12.2009
The Fall of a Man:

I came here completely by chance, and amused reading quotes in "accidental".
Then I understood a little about how everything is arranged here, and in half a night I read the whole Main (during this time it grew from 200 to 400 pages, but I still read it to the end).
Then I got bored and started looking for the best. No, I did not read everything, but the 600 pages are definitely there... Having understood that the state of the best reflects the current state of affairs in the country and the minds of the population, I abandoned all the other information resources and stopped reading earlier quotes in the Better. But the current state of mind changed more slowly than I read, so I slipped into the Abyss.

Who lived here for a long time. Is there a place to fall below? and :-)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23405
 07.12.2009
xxx: Hey, you know that the witnesses are usually cleaned up)

yyy: I know and I will do it all fine!)))

XXX: And what then?

yyy: I will shoot from the bow a silver arrow with a poisoned tip and cut feathers))

I don’t even know, pleasant to me, that everything is so elegant, or sad, that I even want to be killed from a distance)

yyyy : ))
It’s just because I’m a shooter.

That is to say, considering that I am a cancer, everything should look sad at all.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23404
 07.12.2009
Do you remember how savage tigers were fashionable to domesticate? They all had the nickname ‘Schröder’ and they always wept right at the entrance to the cave.
Remember how the boys from the neighboring cave played the mammoth tigers? No one has ever wanted to play for mammoths, and always picked the mammoths the furest.
And remember how at one time all the youth was informal - they wore fur inside, not outside, like everyone else. Some even wore the skin of the wilds so.
And remember how you painted on the wall of the cave that you are like a cool hunter and water a mammoth alone? And then all those passing by drizzled themselves on your masterpiece.

The genetic memory of Hule???)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23403
 07.12.2009
Family life is when you try to drink a girl not for it.
to drag her to bed and to play at the computer.)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23402
 07.12.2009
by Chistokrovka:
Fuck, three more weeks.

by Agent Diego:
It is crazy!! Just three weeks 0_o!!!!! to

by Agent Diego:
You can see who is the student and who is the student.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23401
 07.12.2009
Czechoslovak: Czech is a funny language =) We roasted. The labyrinth is the prostitute, the airport is the airport, the catamaran has killed me! The shuffle!
Q: How do they call the public house? and ;)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №23400
 07.12.2009
In Vladivostok yesterday snow fell, to the ass... Namely, to the ass.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №23399
 07.12.2009
From the Mental Forum:
Illusion is Hello. I came to the forum by chance. I met a young man who worked in such bodies. I would like to ask you, men...He is constantly missing at work and day and night...So will it always be???And the opera carries weapons???Can he be killed on the task? And, in general, this is a serious job?I am very interested in listening. thank you.
And then Anja?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №23398
 07.12.2009
A friend worked in a polygraphy, says:
We bought, therefore, a printer for the printing of photo collages (on canvas) computers in the office one, and it has already connected three printers, respectively, this is the fourth...
The facts:
The employees use the printer for personal purposes.
Printers are easy to confuse.)
The metro map on the canvas looks spectacular.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23397
 07.12.2009
Blind, a Russian week in Maca, bought a cake. It was written with cherry, it was with meat :(

[ + 56 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23396
 07.12.2009
Off-Border
Why does the word three sound the same in many languages?
Off-Border
Exactly three
Off-Border
Three, trio, track, English so it looks like
Pasha
Three, Three
Interestingly...
Off-Border
Oga
Pasha
Well, about "forty" I’m actually killing this mystery!
Off-Border
What about forty?
Pasha
Look at the sequence:

Two to twenty.
Three – thirty

Five to fifty.
Six to sixty.

Why? → Why forty? Why not forty? Why not 40???? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №23395
 07.12.2009
In every plus there are a few minuses. and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №23394
 07.12.2009
The year 1983.
In Estonia recently started to produce beautiful plastic bags similar to imported, at first there was only 3-4 patterns and many went with similar ones. We had the same half-group at the institute.
After the lessons, they went to the self-service store and left a package with conscripts on the table before entering the shopping hall. They left the room, picked up their bags again and went on to walk. After 15-20 minutes, I feel like something is wrong with the package. I have a bottle of vodka in my bag.
In the first five minutes I roasted with a comrade representing the face of a guy who now opens my bag at home and finds condiments instead of vodka.
We came back to the store and there too, everything was crazy - a guy just left looking for a package of vodka in the store. I was given his address, he left, and went to him to exchange packages.
Such a surprised and grateful look as he had when he met me with his package, I had never seen again in my life.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №23393
 07.12.2009
Ilya on a friend's wedding pushed his girlfriend so that she didn't catch the bouquet.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №23392
 07.12.2009
My mom burned. She generally knows that I had a date with the boy and that he disappeared at some point. He comes in today and says "You don’t get offended... but maybe your p. It is blue." The holy naivety. No, she is not blue. He is pyro!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23391
 07.12.2009
The fourth thing you can look at forever is how the printer prints your curriculum.

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23390
 07.12.2009
by Acrid31:
Fuck...it is urgent to stop cooking food, start eating rollon and pelmeni...not cleaning in the apartment, and not washing...then I will become a real man?

and Olga:
Fuck, I am a man! 😉

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23389
 07.12.2009
by Fuck! Well, what scruff wrote a marker on the monitor "In an accident, pull out the cable, pull out the glass"? It is impossible to work...

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