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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33978
 03.08.2010
la-la-la... (14:44:41 3/08/2010)
A marketer cut off a halloween pumpkin from an old mandarine

la-la-la... (14:44:49 3/08/2010)
The office plankton

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33977
 03.08.2010
hhhh:What if it was... comp, count, cut off, I sit in the dark, I see nothing... took the phone.to illuminate the way to the promised switch...well and, in all, began to imagine, I was a spy...made a gun from my fingers and I go so slowly...and the lighting at the phone is not long,so I pressed the button..just entered the rage,and almost reached the switch,as from the phone is:"the subscriber is temporarily inaccessible"...blin...how I jerked and almost fell,when the shot from a fictional gun by a fictional monster appears to be on the button called...this is how we live and my schizophrenia.
Tagged with:"R"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33976
 03.08.2010
The motorist writes:

VikOn-T (03.08.2010 10:47)
I saw a strange sportscar yesterday. I even scared.
VikOn-T (03.08.2010 10:48)
He was driving in a lane with a flow speed of 80km/h and did not roll in between. at the same time carefully fitting in all the turns... but within one lane
I drove and left him in between.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33975
 03.08.2010
News: Minregion promises to make housing available in four years

Comment: apparently, in 4 years, the Ministry of the Region is planning a reform, which will allow to be written in tents and tents)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33974
 03.08.2010
X: The toothpaste hit the eye in the morning
X: There will be a fresh look at the problem. and :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33973
 03.08.2010
Gella: The world is imperfect!
Gella: Around the scary aunts with sloppy pups and untouched men with stomachs like pregnancies.
Gella: Why can’t we be like the Greeks: smart and beautiful at once and without complexes before same-sex relationships?? to
Gella: Funny This Month PMS

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33972
 03.08.2010
My cat is an alcoholic (
Do you drink too much? :)
XHH is qualitative. I stood on the table, pulled the gaze out of the bench and started lacking the quas))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33971
 03.08.2010
I will sing now...
Goose: Someone...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33970
 03.08.2010
from the discussion of VW Polo sedan, lantern.
1: The only vehicle that is suitable for Russian roads is a tank...It remains only to refine the salon and expand the overview.
Everything else is the loophole of the bourgeoisie, the suspension is broken!! to
The German tanks have already been tried. have not passed. Now we are hoping for Volkswagen.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33969
 03.08.2010
He said, “Imagine it. They will bring a cat and he will be sick. For example, without a foot. Or two.
She is: No! My cat will have legs! Even more than needed!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33968
 03.08.2010
Valery
Smoke coming from the server...what to do?

and all.go
not opened

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33967
 03.08.2010
From the forum:
111: damn looking for the inscription in Latin "Save and save" friends can who has already sought tell me
222: IDDQD or IDKFA... I don’t remember exactly...)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33966
 03.08.2010
<xxx> The big box under the table is like a TV studio, and the monitor - like a TV - just takes transmission from it.
<xxx> And if the TV instead of the evening news shows the body of the host, then something happened to them, not to the TV.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33965
 03.08.2010
In the forum:

The question of the dilettant.
Is it possible to use Russian language in building a database structure? The names of tables and their fields.

Python: It is possible. But after that, those who will have to forge your base will often remember you as Bmoiseev. be afraid.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33964
 03.08.2010
Photos of a newborn baby posted on the forum
xxx: Baby is charming, like from the advertisement)
Author: Yes, but in the process of operation there were some undocumented features of this comrade, which were silenced in advertising, such as the emission of high-frequency sound waves as well as a couple of not very pleasant options.
WOW: If you haven’t read the documentation, that doesn’t mean it isn’t there. Just submit a booklet and limit yourself, and then you are surprised.
zzz: Or the instructions "do it yourself" :P P.S: The internet is full of documentation, you just need to find the instructions for your model. and ;)
OOO: In principle, you can attribute the service center of LLC “Grandma and Grandpa” there exactly know all the possible functions and even a few impossible and will be able to explain everything in detail.
ZZZ: The documentation is obsolete. Which functions remain unchanged, but progress has gone a long way forward.
WOW: I think extension of functionality is possible at later stages, and old data is sufficient at this stage. There have always been experiments.
zzz: * tried to imagine the process of petitioning children... depends... :? * is

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33963
 03.08.2010
From a conversation about doctors in one of the military units:

[RED 02.08.2010 15:31:00]
Even if the eye is pulled out, they will say "shutdown, glue"
[RED 02.08.2010 15:35:24]
I swear by O.O.
[RED 02.08.2010 15:35:36]
Scotch
[RED 02.08.2010 15:35:51]
And they will say "Serve the soldiers, and so prohibited".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33962
 03.08.2010
Maria Yarmak: I don’t have a city, it’s a drizzle underground.

Briar Rose: "Drying"... It’s all so serious?! O_O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33961
 03.08.2010
Have you forgotten the magic of the weather?
We are focused! +20 - +25 and rain
True of grace? = = )

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33960
 03.08.2010
Necromancer (23:46:47 2/08/2010)
Americans go to work - here are the looters

[Beyond_the_Grave] (23:47:15 2/08/2010)
WOWA

[Beyond_the_Grave] (23:47:17 2/08/2010)
We are Lucifer

[Beyond_the_Grave] (23:47:22 2/08/2010)
Fuck, we have no work.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33959
 03.08.2010
19:49 Mary: Aluminium sky and coal sun. I am a calvinist for someone.

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