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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34038
 05.08.2010
Glum: I found a way not to fall asleep in the morning, it’s simple, we motivate a neighbor who goes to work early in the morning by holding his car and hanging a leaflet with the apartment number and phone.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34037
 05.08.2010
Today I discovered in myself an extra ability... I learned to distinguish work in 1C'ke from "Kosynki",with a monitor opened from me, by the frequency of clicks....

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34036
 05.08.2010
Anarchy Girl: From news: The criminal is now considered neither alive nor dead.
Anarchy Girl: The Criminal of Schrödinger?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34035
 05.08.2010
Let it be empty for you!
The air conditioner is broken!
Nastya: O_o is cruel...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34034
 04.08.2010
xxx (00:48:48 4/08/2010)
My cat fell from the balcony.
yyy (00:49:20 4/08/2010)
The happiness?
xxx (00:49:23 4/08/2010)
not
xxx (00:49:33 4/08/2010)
He has broken his leg, he is running.
yyy (00:50:20 4/08/2010)
A. and I thought that you first decided to tell friends, tweet, post a photo - and then go pick it up.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34033
 04.08.2010
<x> My father told me that when I was a kid, my favorite insult was a goat!
<x> And a few years later, I’m called the former girls.
<y> Prophecy and Hole :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34032
 04.08.2010
xxx: for the muscles around the eyes is very helpful to squeeze from bright light

YYY: Yes, for the sake of the eyes. Traditional bodybuilders advise more often to sit on a push (not to push the push, namely to sit). During this process there is an active release of the eyeballs from the eye's orbits. This exercise is very good in pumping over-the-coat bowls.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34031
 04.08.2010
I'm going to film my wedding on Saturday.

Wedding in a traditional style, but what is original?

HH: It is ordinary. No ransom, thank God

and without a park.

They want to be in the ruins. Finally it’s a normal customer ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34030
 04.08.2010
xxx: No, well, I understand everything when at +40 the forest burns, but to blatantly burn the secret military base near Moscow: the headquarters, Finnish, boxes with equipment and aircraft, a total of 20 billion rubles - it's shit full! Where did the boss look? Fuck each other! ?

yyy: because secret, so it burned, firefighters need not know the secrets of the Navy)))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34029
 04.08.2010
I changed all the metal pipes with stands at home to metal-plastic and found a positive moment that when I listen loudly to music, I can’t hear the neighbors knock on the battery.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34028
 04.08.2010
Now, from this side of the MCA, it is clear that there is no life inside the MCA. and justice.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34027
 04.08.2010
-Dolbanny Gazprom, they are people's grandmothers spending angry, and we have Russia all burning!!!! to
Amm, do you suggest that Gazprom even add the gazka to that???? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34026
 04.08.2010
<ookami> has just called the company ooo "abama"
<ookami> called purely to say, "Alo, is this Abbas?"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34025
 04.08.2010
xxx: and let us ask that in the GPS navigators, on the Yandex maps to introduce the fog of war?! It will be realistic.
yyy: I imagine you’re going on the mcado and waiting for a crowd of grains to come out from every turn xDD

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №34024
 04.08.2010
I came across the topic: How to influence people so that they don’t get rubbished? This is a serious topic, but here’s one of the comments...
...there was such an episode: I passed one day by the parking lot near the store, and I see an elegant female pen throwing a used kefir bag into the window of the front door that opened. Or maybe yogurt. Glass is toned. What is there, I don’t see. But I think that Tatiana was 50 years old. The life has fallen, it has fallen. I was very close to the car and leaned so sharply that I didn’t even notice. I pick up this bag and squeeze it back into a fast-closing window (electric lift). This pen begins to try to blow the bag out again, and I prevent it accordingly. Like in volleyball, approximately. Our bracelets meet! Only a package separates us. My aunt Clint. I understand by her hand that my aunt just doesn’t tell me what’s going on! A second, another... and all! Aunt understood, and the package went into the car. The window closed. I went on my way. I can imagine these Franks sitting in the car and looking at each other. I sneeze at their opinion, but I am sure that in their eyes I am a hooligan and a fool.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34023
 04.08.2010
Vd
Today, my horoscope is against mental activity. I told the boss, he sent me to the warehouse to carry old monks.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34022
 04.08.2010
All landers are dedicated to:
A friend's husband on the day of the desantner calls her on the cell phone. The tube takes the son (year and 8 months.And something crazy. The body on a loud communication and a friend hears an absolutely drunk voice:
Son, I love you so much! You are my little lander! Take your mother’s bottle and tear it off your head.
The curtain...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34021
 04.08.2010
XXX is
I have two questions to you.
XXX is
Are you ready?
YYYY
and yes.
Ask the second.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34020
 04.08.2010
Yesterday, African Negroes were shown on television in the streets of Moscow. I want to go home, it’s not so hot.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34019
 04.08.2010
Wh1skas: Well, what is not yours! Just feed the cat. and hunger
Sophia Crookneck: Will I be a nurse?
Wh1skas: Well, at least you won’t be a bitch.

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