"In the phone with Chinese firmware when sending SMS appears the inscription "SMS poisoned".
Every time I send "poisoned" letters I feel a terrible villain.

Everyone who rides in buses knows how pleasant it is to pay with the conductor with the little things... and the less the better! In the same way, the conductors are pleased to send you a booth that you would then give it to another conductor... No one knows who started this war, and no one knows how it will end...

X: Now, on the TV clip Timati One-Class. I wondered where he was studying that all his classmates were currency prostitutes?
y: in the school of small currency whores
He finished this school with a gold medal.
and *ROFL*

The movie, the new moon.
The light goes off, the session begins, a couple of minutes passes, from the depth of the hall a surprised male voice
by Fuck! Did we go to Newcastle?! to

to this:

You don’t have anything to do, Manuela!
The best, he will win! Or fucking broke up here... school, not school... Honey does anything, and what interesting has your wicked cat done? Damn shit, and all that? PFF...
____
Well, someone will finally explain what a fool, this zen, where did he come from at all, and what he does at 1 place in the vote of the rune? 90% of the normal people surveyed were surprised to ask: who, Madison, and who is the worst?

I received 11 beautiful roses today.
YYY: The note was from whom?
XXX: No...
YYY: Am I really good? and ;)

From a friend's story about his trip to the village:
"... So when they brought me drunk to a fight..."

Why didn’t you come yesterday, didn’t you call me yesterday?
I watched the "Blessed Fools".
Is this a new film where Brad Pitt plays? Why didn’t you call me?
This is where we played 1-0.

From the summary:
He graduated from kindergarten with a gold medal.Then twice entered the Sklyphosovsky Institute with an intellectual fracture and a dislocation of the smoking. Visited two hot spots... in the bath and in the sauna, where he twice exploded on a sex bomb.He suffered from bird flu, pork whistle and dog panos.I have a black belt in possession of a dirocol.I received a medal for supposed courage. At the height of 175cm, I look at 176cm.The hair color: bald (but if in the bath, then brunette). IQ is 18 cm. I take the best shower in the world. I respond to blinking by staring.

40 years of torture behind! A car will be put on the road!

Oh you are!So, finally, it will be possible not to blink modestly with the lanterns to miss, but simply to turn on the wheels?

guys, the prize "hero of the runnet" is not bad fuck us!
Last night, Manul was in the first place with a break from Madison in 5 points. And for the night suddenly this spoiler in the first place, with a break from the manula in 9000 (nine thousand) votes!!!! to
Does it not seem strange to you?? to

Immediately bring it to the best, let the people know that all this is understood.

We talk about homeopathy:

"Homeopathic cocktail "Mudak""

Take 20 grams of 25-year-old cognac and add half a liter of cola.

The new President of the Russian Federation, Evgeny Blishev, will speak on television today.

E. Blyshev will show his... face

Gennady Gudkov (Deputy Chairman of the State Duma Security Committee): an ordinary citizen does not have the right, even in the absence of guilt or crime, to provide physical resistance to a representative of the authorities, even if a militiamen strikes him or starts beating him with his legs. According to Gudkov, in most cases, a person will simply aggravate his guilt.
No, what shit is it?! to

I went to the creative department. I’ve never seen so many creatinins in one place!

HHH
What is most precious to you that you do not have?
WOWU
* breaks between the variants "the world around the world", "musical hearing" and "blues box in sugar"*

X: It seems to be called cynicism?
Y is no. by Phuizmo.
X: And in literary speech? and :)
A healthy view of life.

to this:
– – – – –
Automotive Forum
by Detroib:
Karoche, you don’t like me...I drank a bottle of Remi Martin and went for a ride. be afraid!! The Ford Excursion. The Black 030
The bull:
...I did not drink anything, so evil, I have CRAZ 255, green...
Go out, I am going to catch!
and...
Grandpa, you are my cousin! By changing the car brand, you do not change your favorite color. Plus, CRAZ is really better than the sixth. Good luck on the roads!

Here you go to the toilet at work and you see that the whole toilet is blurred and is standing to the ground.
But you hold your breath, do your little need and go out. Then another employee comes to you.
He thinks it’s you who cheated it all.

Autopilot in the metro.

I’m in the subway car this morning.
I am in a very tight group of people. Closer to the ring the train slowed, so the noise slowed, as from my back a male voice asked loudly:
"Do you want to go next??" and
I slowly turned around, wondering who was asking so loudly to go out. I watched an uncle with bananas in his ears, listening to music loudly.
I answered him, cried and said loudly:
"Abra-Khadabra is the world!and "

He also shrugged and we changed places.
Pepper was having fun.)
K. F