<yysy> how can I know the number to find the location of a person?
<ggg> call him and ask "Hello, where are you?"

The stranger is not guaranteed by reliable protection of his own.

Fast – getting a good pin from behind is slow.

Funny is a squeezed squeeze.

Wake up after yesterday’s fun.

Cold - off for non-paying warm.

Moist is very frightened dry.

Hard is soft.

Red is mature green.

Black is red undermined.

Adult is a sinful minor.

Charming is more unmarried.

Charming is solitary despotic.

Appetite - roasted under cream sauce is disgusting.

Harmful – taken in large quantities is useful.

Strong - missed through the snake is weak.

Overdose is overdose lifting.

Funny is serious.

A courageous man is a coward who does not know the danger.

Expensive is advertised cheap.

Cheap - placed in a lombard is expensive.

The person who has no documents is free.

Free is the detained.

Heavy - indicated in the customs declaration is light.

Posted by Stepan Kuznetsov, author.

I read the story in the year edak 1997 at the Wheels conference. It was then printed and stored for more than ten years. Now I got in the eye and I printed this story from a yellow page for you. The story is not funny, but it takes something for the soul. So listen to...

I saw an amateur film, like a column of Urals-benzovozes in the spring.
“Chuck...” is all. I got caught! I am beginning to nostalgia! Give up!

He walked on the "Ural" on the swimming pools of Kolyma and Omolona, on the Ohotsk tundra, on the
and Kamchatka. Fuck all the other cars! In addition to the K-700, which we placed a third axis, and chased with knives. But the "Kirovs" lost to the Urals with a foolish jump - I once wiped my back in the blood with a wool sweater for the flight. As well as sailing - in rivers with a depth of more than one and a half meters they take off. Half of the roads are along rivers and streams. In autumn and spring, the metro depths of the tracks are poured with ice-water-clay-stone grass.
The Ural is like a tank. And when the GAZ-71 (allroad) lies on a deep snow or on a deep rail on a boat, and without a barrel and seals can not get out, the "Ural" easily pulls it, like a barrel.
GTT surrendered to "Ural" on the stony road - we had a stretching.
In the tundra, it is the opposite. Although "Ural" was fun on the front and on the tundra, on the cows. Prey on the harvest tundra - rolls and harvests, and beds of the cedar stallion. And unlike everywhere, it can return on its own or meet on the old track - everywhere can not, because the broken leaflets are aimed at him in the windshields (which in GAZ-71, that in GTT).
On the Urals, we had airborne pipes a meter above the cabin.
Thanks to this, we crossed the Guizigua on them, from half a meter of water above the cabin. Just cut off the fan so that the blades do not break the water.
The feelings are cooler than those of the filmish Italians who dive into the river.
of Russia. From the side to look even more terrifying - dive into the drainage of water from the cap, and then - only boiling buruns, and above them "periscope" air drainage.
Minus 55 degrees on board - it works great. The cabin is covered from the inside. Many also close part of the glass. In the windows of the doors leave a glimpse from the palm, and then - only to the left. There, indeed, the technique is not silenced at all, so the problem of "starting" stands. But if it is stung - then the grey block with a solar torch or a solenoid lamp.
You sleep in a barracks, and under its walls all night, 5-6 "Ural" and the same number of tractors. Interestingly - every driver hears through a dream his car, and a little coughing - comes out of the dormitory-cocktail, matures and climbs into the purging.
Behind the cabin, our reserve drivers glued a rainy grave, in which they carried everything with them - from a full set of spare parts, a bedroom, an abundant food supply and ending with a gasoline and wood. And some, when there is nowhere to get an unnecessary barrel of fuel, just check on the carpet and pull after them on the track. But it is only on the soft road.
"Ural" quietly pulls out incredible twists. You want to go and fuck you. What a shit, to sing! It must be felt.

He returned after the north to the mainland and took the sixth. He walked into the courtyard, and on the machine entered the lip. Then I remembered that a second before this in my head whispered - "Tyfu, what a shit!“”

The worst nightmare: making sandwiches, pouring tea, bringing all this to bed, wrapping yourself in a blanket and forgetting the TV.

He said "The longer I live, the more" what?
The less it remains to live

by Deniska. I have another.
by Deniska. He removed a girl from his friends.
by Deniska. Girl 14 years
Earnil is
by Deniska. Her mother calls and says.
Add back
by Deniska. She cries

XXX:...in Africa - lions, jaguars, crocodiles, begemots..., masks and SS flies))) Negroes just don't notice... No time! )

The SS fly is congenital!
Rides on the "Tigre", in a helmet and with a scream "Zik Hail" presses poor tourists... 8-))

11 October, Sunday
Somali pirates confused a military ship with a merchant ship

It is >_<

My son loves sugar, but he doesn’t say much. And here I come into the house, he gives me: Mom had given him... Half an hour in a stupor stood.

by dairi.ru

What is "Spring near"? This is when the mouse slides over the button "choose an avatar" for a second, and the inflamed brain during this time reads "the author"

He: Why do you rewrite with him? and jealousy!
It: is not
He has him? Okay, then I am calm ?

<ъъ>Hello
<wow> hi
<ъъ> is your name Lisha?
<wow> no
<ъъ> and why?

While you are pumping your persian, someone is fucking your future wife.

Here is + tom:

That there was about a guy who until 20 thought that from a pony a horse grows up?
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And until I was 22, I thought the president would congratulate us on the New Year in direct broadcast.

= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Your mother... I’m 29... about the president – is it true? O_O

You can live for 10,000 if you want.
— — — —
Existence, man, being and being"

I hated politics in general and parliamentarians in particular in my childhood. When one day, instead of worn stories included a live broadcast of the assembly of the people’s deputies.

Unrealized sexual fantasies lead to severe consequences, such as marriage.

Who invented and who called the style of swimming crown?
The name was invented by Grandfather Mazai when he taught rabbits to swim.

Question in the test:
Do you use contraceptives?
1) Always
2) never
Only during sexual intercourse
O_O

The gentlemen laughed and cried. Today in the morning I eat work, and some fool crashes into my backyard, I barely burst out of anger, a new machine from the salon, and here flying out, and I just fall out of real laughter, DEAD on the Green Six.... swallow... I hate you....