I recently understood the regiment and took a textbook in my hands.
The reaction was roughly the same as that of a vampire who took in his hands a silver cross soaked with holy water and rubbed with garlic.

<Anna>Happy Birthday to you!
<Nikolay>Happy Birthday to you!

Our captain had a surprisingly smooth character – he was constantly in a state of rage.

You don’t have to be a horse to break a hole.

All the snacks that hang on my ears, and in the hungry countries :)

I read on the toothpaste - "feelings".
The Spring...

V04BVS: Would I be an employer? I would be more cautious about the company in which programmers in costumes :)

We buy cakes in the store. Knowing that the seller is stupid, I tell her clearly and clearly:
- Give one with potatoes fried, one baked and one with eggs.
She interrupts me angrily:
and ah! The young man! I have a head, what is yours? One with a potato, what else?

Now we call it the “Seller’s Cake Syndrome” – when no more than two words are placed in a person’s memory.
by PS. I checked many times - real, two words - the absolute maximum.

She: Wow, that’s a bad mood, even if you hang up :((
He: I understand you so.
She: No, you do not understand! O_O
He: I understand very well...
I have a PMS!!! to
He: No, I don’t understand... o_o

He is a typical American.
Eat it well, vanilla. A typical American is an Indian.

If they knew what was recorded on my phone, no one would call me.

Gene Deer o.k.by :
Where is your trip?

The Executive Director:
Sleeping in the server.

Gene Deer o.k.by :
Is he Aquarius?

The Executive Director:
Let him sleep while he sleeps, everything works!

Gene Deer o.k.by :
O O O O O O

by Syfer

Recalling the last massive purchase of tea and coffee, I decided not to buy sugar without a command.
xxx: "You need to buy sugar" - it is not a team, it is a voice of need)
xxx: but "Maxim, buy sugar tomorrow" - this is the command with the indication of the performer, the object of performance and the time of performance )))
Do not ask me what I smoke.
I am just a programmer.

A pair of passes. The teacher speaks unclearly, and here I hear:
What kind of party governs our country? is right! We eat Russia.
I have never heard such a correct definition.
not 12

The phone call

She says: Hi :)
He said, “What damn hope!! to
Miss, what are you?
“Your mother... your sun, forgive me... I thought another client was calling.

Shatenka, green eyes, height 167, parameters 86-63-92, 20 years old, I know how to cook, I know how to be silent, I don't fuck the brain, I draw, I write poems.
Go all in the shit, and I will find a real man.

xxx: Today saw a man in the subway with a cassette audio player
xxx: Minus another item on the list "see and die"

Did you notice that it looks like a man on board?

A terrible judgment can be bought by good deeds.

“United Russia” once again. They hanged, therefore, to the upcoming regional elections, well, and as if to the 60th anniversary of the Victory, banners of the following content: on the background of veterans of the VOV through the entire banner stretches a tape of Russian tricolor, all this is accompanied by the slogan "Color of Victory". So here. Who is not aware. Under the three-color flag
The Great Patriotic army of General Vlasov fought. On whose side they fought, we all know.