I turned on the radio this morning, just got on the horoscope. There were three people in the studio: two boys and one girl. The guy reads the horoscope about cancer: "You can do anything today! Take courageous action for new things... bla bla bla". Here the girl cries out: "Can I be cancer today? After a second, she realized that she licked... The other signs of the zodiac they read through laughter)))

Earthquake in Chile shortened the day by 1.3 microseconds

Comment: So I don't think I slept today, oh that's what.

...in civilized countries for such cells are planted... (c)

She changed her nick to Death on the dating site. Guess what is the most popular question?
I don’t know, but why death?

mixed
I asked my wife to show her daughter... Nearby the sons stood I say... I say... Look mom will now show my sister... Olga went away from the window... And at this moment some curious mommies approached the window... Kostice looks and says "Something she is big..."

From the morning on the first channel story of some techno exhibition. Enjoyed the quote: " Pressed the button to turn on the light, and the light turned on. Experts believe that this is how the houses of the future will be arranged." I misunderstand something in this world.

from life
Most often underneath the nick Little Miracle is hidden simply the Unknown Fucking Hunt.
by Gody (c)

The owner of the store, an Armenian, on the feast of victory, handed out to his subordinates Georgian ribbons with the words:"Hang on flags". Well, they looked around, did not argue - the character of the boss is heavy, almost immediately orets "you are fired!". Go to the warehouse and let us tie the tapes to the flags. He saw what they are doing, how let us scream, say that you are doing, what did I tell you? And they said, “Have the flags hanging on the flags,” and “They are all red, like a rainbow, on the flags!” I told you the flag!!" And he points his finger to the flag. "You are released! You are released! You are released!and "
c) Seifer

Vavaka: Where can I suck?
Krabbe: What does it mean?
Probably in the toilet.
We do not have toilets in the building, there is no water.
I want to suck, even tears from my eyes.
krabeg: you go down to the 2nd floor, there is a CreditMarket office
krabeg: they under the door of the nasse, these gondons owe me $300

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Throw it? Connect the phone to the notepad. As usual, new equipment and so on. And a mobile phone, such as a rough one, writes: "memory card inserted")))))))

And in my opinion, there is a great shortage of a smiley in the ash, which knocks on the door and leaves effectively.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX You are presenting them to us on February 30.

YYY: What is it?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Did you know that after the earthquake in Chile the day shortened by 1.26 microns?
YYY: I think I didn’t sleep...

Alexey: Is it a coincidence that the words "wife" and "suck" have the same first wording?
Wife: Of course not by chance. Do you think this situation of things in the words "husband" and "wise" is pure coincidence?

A friend sent the following:

Special offer for GSM customers - "Hateful Number". Now all calls from your enemies are charged to you for them as international.

I really wondered why she wasn’t?“Who supports it?” – “Maybe the operators will think about it and introduce it, because the profits will really be huge.”

I want to meet the female admin.)
by x_x

from the forum. Topic "How to choose the name of the cafe"
xxx: I would go out entirely and name the cafe "Yndex". Meaning:"You all, always find us", or "Everything you are looking for - we have". A small scandal with a swirled search engine server will only add spicyness and popularity. Russian-speaking customers can be typed in the Russian letter "I" in the title. and foreigners to show... the page of Yandex... Well, and a few branded dishes Vermischel "Spam", Ice Cream "Oftop", Vodka "Obscient"...
YYY: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The menu can be arranged in the form of a folder "Selected" with references to prices.
zzz: Well, if you hit the badge at the entrance "Moderator"... then a full whisper is going to blow!

Tush: Today I long driven the fly from the monitor with the mouse. The thought of the "need to change the mouse, or this doesn't work at all"... Even in aske advised what to do. The answer is just killed - "You open the drawing of the shoe, you are scared" Rjala so that the fly has fled)))

Looked in the audio recordings of VK Beethoven "To Elise" and stumbled on the following, I quote:

Ludwig van Beethoven – To Elise (Big La Minor) (Big Neighbors! Listen and remember!! Play it just like that, your mother!!!! Once again, I’ll break my hands out!!!

Imagine waking up in the morning from the fact that my cat, sitting on my chest, scratched my moustache with his leg! Take care of my face.)
Maybe after yesterday you smelled so much from your mouth that he decided to bury that shit)))
and ble...

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