Where is the file of Ivan?
Ivan Cherkasov: I sit in my office and thank you that you are probably the only one who does not forget that I will soon become a father and can become a real good folder!
PAPKA "Ivan" from the disk R where did it go?? to

Rdolgov: In Russia you need to have two educations: any and legal.
(from the hubra)

At the Olympics in Vancouver, a mourning was announced for Russian commentator Dmitry Guberniev, who was broken from enthusiasm during the women's biathlon team.

In Russia, the main way of dating is "travel together".

The first time I invited a guy home, I am preparing for his arrival.
The brother comes in, looks at me and reflectively says:
Normal girls would rush their legs to shave or in the cleaner’s room... and you are stopping the wind!

People, am I completely hopeless?

XHH: This is not to take away some people’s intelligence. I asked my husband to call her a prostitute during sex. As a result, at the culmination moment, he heard at his address: "Virgin Garnison"

At work, the accountant is burning.
And if you take the subway to the end, there will be a forest?
And what pasta you brush your teeth, they are so big.
What type of pentagram is 1C?
When you bite, does it hurt? (And it hurts a bit)
© Yatt

Who offered snow to eat for spring? I think it’s time to start, by July.

Q: How do you solve your problems?
Through the bed.
and a prostitute.
WOW is stupid. I go to sleep, I go to sleep. Morning is wiser. After a cup of coffee at 9 a.m., all problems seem to be lies.

Today in the supermarket at the box office in front of me, a man bought 5 kids of surprises and a pack of condoms. I think I finally found out how it works.

I just learned that there is an antibash site.... who knew PLUSUITE O_O

I don’t want to receive from you a gift of thick angels and pink hearts. I don’t care about chocolate and bears. I don’t want to force you to watch sluggish movies, I don’t want you to kneel when you give me a rose (red and long), and I don’t want a rose, and even the bouquets of my favorite chamomile... I don’t need you to bring me breakfast to bed, I don’t need poems under the moon. All I need is your smile. Only the sincere. All I need is your “hello” in the morning instead of a dull wake-up call. Instead of long letters about love – a piece of paper with a single inscription ":)". I don’t need to hear “I love you, my beauty, my beauty, my cleverness, my sweetheart,” I don’t need to see text messages “I love you, I love you, my sweetheart, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. All I need is the warmth of your hands. The silence next to you will sound to me like the most beautiful track (hi-hi, your favorite teesto). Only your voice can be more beautiful. Strong and melodic at the same time. The most pleasant thing would be just a cup of hot tea when I come, tired, after work. I don’t care what you say, I’m growing out of your attention... all I want is to be loved as I love you. Be happy, my good M.

xxx(21.02.2010 0:14):
Q. Do I have a chance for you?
yyy(21.02.2010 0:15)
Under me, under me

SeeT: Now my mom said a brilliant phrase I quote: "Never get married, Roma". and. and.

Bor, you will hear me! I appeal to everyone!
Tomorrow at 3.30 Moscow time, our team will play with the Canadians in hockey for the semi-final! Let’s make sure they win as we can, right?

Always yours, the bull.

A story from my real past.
A biology lesson.
Before the beginning, everyone leaves the notes, because the teacher at the beginning of the lesson usually conducts a flash survey on the previous topic.
The call.
The Teacher:
Similarities and differences between human and human-like monkey.
The classmate:
I have similarities, I have no differences.
They crashed together with the teacher.
The survey was broken.

His grandfather (colonel, combat officer) had a daylight on May 9, his wife was born on February 29. My Uncle (their son) - October 7 (Constitution Day, who remembers, old). The holiday was cancelled, his sister came to the forefront, my mother - with her D/R on June 28 (the day of the constitution in Ukraine, where we are unhappy to live). Her husband, my dad, is right on March 8. I personally have a daylight on January 1.
When I married a man who was born on Easter (just the year of his birth coincided) and, having given birth to a daughter on September 1, I called a friend and the date, I heard a whisper and the phrase "Don't P*di!", from all unoccupied holidays in the year, count back 9 months and be extremely careful these days.
I’m for what... I’m also a senior lieutenant. And the dream of an idiot was fulfilled - I was given a female shaving foam yesterday!! to

Here people see dreams, curious, and dreams people see?

In Poland. Large line in the store. One man is trying to get in without a turn. Aunt standing at the beginning says to him:
Lord, let it end up!
The man looks at her and says:
If you are such a chicken, let it be on the chicken!

But I wonder, I thought here... Putin also has a work book, right? How is it written there? :) "Position - the President of the Russian Federation"Adopted such a number, dismissed such a number... And the next inscription "Position - the Prime Minister of the Russian Federation" :) Blow, well, somehow it is being issued there, right? :) Does anyone know?